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― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

dirt bag style

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 18 November 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

wait, which cheaper brands are APC identical to? because i heard they were pretty nice even for $120 or w/e

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/China/Web/Chapter12/Sleeping_at_sewing_machine_4x6_72_dpi.jpg

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.beyondbelief72.com/comics/papercraft/ppc220924laundry.jpg

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Saturday, 18 November 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

woke up today at 1pm at recording studio in b.o. stank velvet suit covered in beer

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

went to costco just to get a buck twenty five hotdog and soda. the burps are killing me

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

that's pretty poor dirt bag style

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

When the old ladies are in full force with the cheesecake and egg roll samples, Costco's got the best sub-$2 meal plan ever.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 19 November 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

i fucking love it when they're demonstrating the juicer machines and dudes are like seriously enthralled. like WOW! it's a machine that turns fruit into juice! it turns peanuts into peanut butter!

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 19 November 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

lf, i would go w/ a swedish company, which would mean maybe taking a loan out. or cheap mondays, which imitate the swedish jeans but are much much cheaper.

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 19 November 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

left my rizla @ home this morning, ended up rolling a smoke with an old, discoloured, wrinkly, disease-ridden rizla i found in the footwell of my car.

i licked it :(

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

vahid = poseur, i mean persian.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

i ran out of laundry quarters and so there is wet underwear and socks hanging from all available surfaces today.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Current contents of my car:

1 Farfisa VIP-200R organ
1 Hartke bass amp (w/ SWR cab)
1 Roland JX-3P synth
1 Fender Rhodes stand (stolen)
1 mic stand (held together by elaborate duct tape construct)
1 bag w/ mic, cables, pedals
1 sleeping bag
1 very small beanbag chair (note: not previous peed on)
1 half-eaten bag of cashews
4 empty once-upon-a-time weed baggies
2 empty, crushed Sparks cans (herro officer)
1 pair of dirty underwear (boxerbriefs)
1 once white, now yellow/brown t-shirt (smells of mildew)
1 spilled coffee mug (floor of back seat [why was it back there?])
3 cds (tuatara - breaking the ethers, ween - the mollusk, bjork - vespertine)
1 discman (bought 1998 [older than my son])
2 Transformers (Jolt & Reverb [Decepticon mini-con team])
1 note in the boy's handwriting "Dear Dad, you smell. Love, Artemus" (Artemus is my nephew)
1 lonely, empty White Castle box
various stains and detritus

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

1 note in the boy's handwriting "Dear Dad, you smell. Love, Artemus" (Artemus is my nephew)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

i suggest you torch it for the insurance money

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

My parents gave me a gun for Christmas. Not sure if this is dirtbag or just horribly, horribly redneck.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

i want a gun

i just got home to brohio and my apartment smells like a basement. i'm not sure why but it could be mouse turds that i can't see. also i didn't wash my sheets before i left (i didn't think they were that dirty anyway) so my room smells like a gym locker and my hott landlord just had to come over because the gas got turned off so i had to tell him it smelled like mice or basements and i'm afraid he thought it was me. also my stovetop was incredibly dirty because that's the one thing i fucking HATE to clean (it just doesn't get clean, all that baked on crap). i'm pretty sure he didn't mind that but i hate when people might find out you are a dirtbag.

once i left some dirty dishes on the counter and didn't wash them because the sink was clogged for a couple days and after it got fixed i got really really busy and had no time to clean them and they got fruit fly eggs in them :( i've learned my lesson, though

― nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 6 January 2007 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I just found a plate with saran wrapped pieces of cake on it buried under stuff in the back seat of my car.

The best case scenario places it at December 15th (2006).

Huh.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

EAT IT

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:05 (nineteen years ago)

I just ate a pitcher of buffalo wings on a dare tonight (no lie), so I think I might hold off for the moment.

I'm not making this any better for myself, am I?

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

If I can find batteries for my camera tomorrow, I will document both this cake/backseat issue, and the bi-monthly cleaning of the apartment fridge. Not for the weak of heart.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 09:11 (nineteen years ago)

Damn vintage backseat cake sounds really good right now

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

MY FLOOR HAS BEEN COVERED IN PAPERS, MAGAZINES, OLD BOOKS, OLD PHOTOS, AND MISCELLANEOUS DEBRIS FOR TWO OR THREE WEEKS NOW. I STARTED CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET AND GAVE UP. THEY LIVE THERE NOW. I'M JUST SQUATTING.

BEDROOM HALF OF APARTMENT COVERED IN DIRTY CLOTHES. NEED TO WASH SHEETS AND TOWELS TOO. FEBREZE NO LONGER WORKING.

BATHROOM SINK COVERED IN FINE LAYER OF FILTH. ALSO HAIR.

MY KITCHEN SINK KEEPS GETTING STOPPED UP AND VOMITING WEIRD GROSS WATER AND GUNK.

BIRD POOPED ON MY JACKET. I CLEANED IT OFF WITH A WET NAP.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

bi-monthly cleaning of the apartment fridge

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

come back when this only happens when your lease is up and you need to move out and you're living my life of the last few years.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

fifth degree.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

www.squalorsurvivors.com

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes great inventions are result of dirt bag style like a few years ago I was eating a lot of rice and tended to get distracted about cooking so there was often delicious roasted rice very stuck at the bottom of the cooking pot, almost only removable by boiling watrer in it again, and since I had only one pot to cook and to heat up water for my tea at one point dirt bag style kicked in and I used the same water. That's how Genmaicha (Popped-Rice tea) got invented again (i bet that's how it got invented in the first place)

― SÆbästìên (immortalist), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

i fell asleep fully clothed on my couch last night, but somehow that doesn't seem all that bad anymore.

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

i washed my dishes in the shower

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

recycled socks today, realized my car was full of footstink on the way to work. tossed out socks, going commando-foot today. :( shaem.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

smartwool can last 2 days no problem

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

i am imagining you tossing the socks out the window on the highway. please tell me that's how it happened.

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't that in an aerosmith video?

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

placed in paper bag, tossed in dumpster

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i bought new socks yesterday because i don't have time to do laundry! today i need to buy new underwear.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

i don't have time to do laundry!

no drop-off service near you??

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

not everyone lives large like u

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

otm re: smartwool
that stuff is smart

i have been cleaning, and not just staring at piles of stuff but dismantling them, catharsis style.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

i have been cleaning, and not just staring at piles of stuff but dismantling them, catharsis style.

i did some serious cleaning this weekend and expected to finish re-arranging my apartment but instead i've gone back to throwing laundry all over the place and letting dirty dishes pile up while i have things like dismantled bookcases and piles of cds and armchairs sitting in the middle of rooms.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, that squalor survivors site puts everything in perspective

i did eat taco chips and chipotle salsa for breakfast though

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

not everyone lives large like u

it's like $3 more in the end! so worth it

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

i'm always afraid that they will shrink my clothes, but it's probably cheaper than buying new socks!

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

i always just tell them to use low/mid dry

but yeah inevitably they'll mess it up sooner or later

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

I only give them sheets, towels, and gym clothes. Everything that might be hurt by drying, I do myself -- but at least there's less waiting and folding overall.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

yuppie bag style

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I just found a big ole nugget in a crate of comic books I was going through, looking for ALL STAR SUPERMAN ISSUES 1-4. (I found them.)

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

easter nug hunt!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

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