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Plz share yr middle school JP jokes Mandee

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

Jurassic Park, Pokeman, Lion King, Space Jam... these are what makes me feel like an old man on ILX sometimes.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

I think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is about as far up as I go.

That and Green Day.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

green day is like a decade after TMNT in my memory, even though irl they overlapped

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

there's like a subjective aesthetic experience that trumps the actual cultural one, some kind of wacky stage of development

period i. mom's a band musician, so i like Sousa and Rogers & Hammerstein musicals

period ii. I discover jug band LPs in my parents record cabinet, and when they're away from the house I listen to these, tom lehrer, and have strange feelings about the girl on teh cover of Whipped Cream and Other Delights

period iii. i see Blues Brothers and get into blues, but can't find them anywhere so i settle on "raps" b/c they are prevalent and cool

period iv. i move to a mainly white school where raps are "bad", so i pretend to like the same shit everybody likes and end up w/ a gin blossoms t-shirt and sheryl crow pin

period v. i see charlie musselwhite live and remember i like the blues, so i go to a show and everybody is mean and like 'what are you doing here, kid?" so i go home and listen to The Cure pick-of-the-month that my sister got from Columbia house and hates. I fake a knowledge of punk, and convince nobody.

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

Last time I mention playing Jurassic park in middle school band, but was your version a John Williams suite that segued into schindlers list and then ended on a triumphant rendition of the Indiana jones theme song? That was a weird fucking suite

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ the kids at my school played that LAST YEAR but it has been rewritten to include the NEW indiana jones music

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'll never forgive Hitler for killing all the dinosaurs

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

nothing like hearing an imbalance of woodwinds goosing out a half-assed crystal skull to the farting of a suzuki trumpet three measures behind

remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'll never forgive Hitler for killing all the dinosaurs

~lol~

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

Last time I mention playing Jurassic park in middle school band, but was your version a John Williams suite that segued into schindlers list and then ended on a triumphant rendition of the Indiana jones theme song? That was a weird fucking suite

srsly think I may have played this

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
Uploaded by xithe on Jan 29, 2008
Probably the most beautiful piece of music ever made!

After reading a lot of comments, i started to get a bit emotional. So much people that have the same feelings about this theme and movie.

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO9vpKs4XE

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZA3IvZnCo&feature=player_embedded

occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

wait for it.

occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

hope you don't mind if i post that in my facebook feed
jeezus man

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

haha what the hell

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

that is just absolutely murdering me

max, Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

i have watched that five times already

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

i've now watched the dozen+ tommy lee jones suntory Boss coffee commercials

remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

latebloomer!

oh jesus christ was not expecting that

mh, Thursday, 15 September 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

hope you don't mind if i post that in my facebook feed

Um, this is basically my go-to thread to rip stuff off for my Facebook wall.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

one of these things is not like the other

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)

diff TLJ japanese coffee ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08foUOtIVyg

 (gr8080), Thursday, 15 September 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

more importantly where can I get some glasses like the guy has playing the piano o_o

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:21 (fourteen years ago)

japan

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

when I was there 4 years ago and his suntory ads were plastered up all over the subway

http://www.flickr.com/photos/edwardiii/1584596080/

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

like a BAWSE

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

where can i find translations of those ads?

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

more importantly where can I get some glasses like the guy has playing the piano o_o

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:21 (7 hours ago)

think this guy is ryuichi sakamoto

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

call ryuichi sakamoto for those glasses

goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

yellow magic glasses

mh, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

anybody got ryuichi sakamoto's number

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

the 'old japanese guy, flowing hair, cool black glasses' is definitely a thing

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

only wears black or grey

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8

jaxon, Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, got me. Whole time I was being a wise ass thinking, Oh no way is she even going over 40.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

that is great

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Saw that one coming 65 miles away.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

so you stepped on it?

dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

No, I didn't get there in time. I was 65 miles away.

michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S-a4Ex5Rw

jaxon, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHZH_8Ly-u8

am0n, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

haha

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

give this guy a tv show NOW

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

it does indeed

goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

girls in the background and news anchors OTM

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)


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