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i have an annoying little dog who bangs on the screen door all day to get in and out. he poops in the backyard when i am not looking and as a result we have lots of flies. i live in southern california, so the flies are practically a year-round problem. is there any reason i shouldn't buy a magic mesh?

http://oi52.tinypic.com/avn1xx.jpg

Shift+tab, Enter imo

this would work just as well w/o the magnets, i think.

and you could make it for like a dollar

moonship O_O

will these keep flies out?

http://www.raftertales.com/wp-content/uploads/boys-bedroom-surfer-bead-door-curtain.jpg

http://hawaiiandays.com/bamboo-bead-curtains/pix/BFF-5250-bamboo-door-hanging-with-banana-tree555.jpg

maybe, but with the west nile virus sending untold dozens of californians to the hospital and/or the grave on an annual basis, you need to ask yourself if that's a risk you're really willing to take.

if you find one w/ a weed leaf it def will

i don't want to give people the wrong impression about me though

http://hawaiiandays.com/bamboo-bead-curtains/GLW2092-bamboo-doorway-beads-curtain-with-rastafari-lion.htm

i like this one too

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bamboo-Beaded-Door-Curtain-Tranquil-Beach-Scene-/180669259828?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a10ba2034#ht_1584wt_1114

you tried diatomaceous earth yet?

you tried diatomaceous earth yet?

i am going to talk to my landlord about letting the lawn die and planting native grasses and succulents. need to look into diatomaceous earth.

You should consult the suburbs thread for jjjusten's take on "native plants" that I agree with.

(hint: you just refer to whatever starts to grow in your yard when you don't weed it or spray shit on it as "native plants")

but what if invasive species are what grows in your yard

beats me, the only thing that "naturally" grew in my region 200 years about was prairie grass and stuff. everything's invasive!

I do kill thistles though, those things are assholes

there is a lively debate about it for sure

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/03/opinion/03Raffles.html?_r=2

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?

http://i.imgur.com/MF4r0.gif

there is a track on the jurassic park OST called "dennis steals the embryo"

over time, as we made our way out of HS and into college, "dennis steals the embryo" became a euphemism for you-know-what

going to college?

ripping off "The Conspirators" track from the JFK soundtrack

We played the theme to Jurassic Park in middle school orchestra and we kept coming up with lyrics to it.

"I'm a diiiiinosaur, I'm a diiiiinosaur" was my fave

we also played the theme to Jurassic Park in middle school. we weren't that creative, so we just whispered "welcome to...JURASSIC PAAAAAAARK!" and "hold on to your butts" to each other

I like the way that Richard Attenborough says 'Die-no-sour' with a weird Southern accent in the film. I had it as my ringtone for a while.

it's a meme guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il85E-ms-44

is dayo's gif from tree of life

i say "Welcome... to Jurassic Park" every time i'm taking visitors hiking/on a driving tour and we round a corner that opens on a beautiful vista. Never gets old.

I guess if oliver stone made a movie about it it's okay to parody it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0SCOj57sY

what the flipping fuck

"A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep." - saul bellow

I, TOO, PLAYED THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/9/14/10/kanye-wests-biggest-fan-489-1316012377-6.jpg

Plz share yr middle school JP jokes Mandee

Jurassic Park, Pokeman, Lion King, Space Jam... these are what makes me feel like an old man on ILX sometimes.

I think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is about as far up as I go.

That and Green Day.

green day is like a decade after TMNT in my memory, even though irl they overlapped

there's like a subjective aesthetic experience that trumps the actual cultural one, some kind of wacky stage of development

period i. mom's a band musician, so i like Sousa and Rogers & Hammerstein musicals

period ii. I discover jug band LPs in my parents record cabinet, and when they're away from the house I listen to these, tom lehrer, and have strange feelings about the girl on teh cover of Whipped Cream and Other Delights

period iii. i see Blues Brothers and get into blues, but can't find them anywhere so i settle on "raps" b/c they are prevalent and cool

period iv. i move to a mainly white school where raps are "bad", so i pretend to like the same shit everybody likes and end up w/ a gin blossoms t-shirt and sheryl crow pin

period v. i see charlie musselwhite live and remember i like the blues, so i go to a show and everybody is mean and like 'what are you doing here, kid?" so i go home and listen to The Cure pick-of-the-month that my sister got from Columbia house and hates. I fake a knowledge of punk, and convince nobody.

Last time I mention playing Jurassic park in middle school band, but was your version a John Williams suite that segued into schindlers list and then ended on a triumphant rendition of the Indiana jones theme song? That was a weird fucking suite

^^^ the kids at my school played that LAST YEAR but it has been rewritten to include the NEW indiana jones music

I'll never forgive Hitler for killing all the dinosaurs

nothing like hearing an imbalance of woodwinds goosing out a half-assed crystal skull to the farting of a suzuki trumpet three measures behind

I'll never forgive Hitler for killing all the dinosaurs

~lol~

Last time I mention playing Jurassic park in middle school band, but was your version a John Williams suite that segued into schindlers list and then ended on a triumphant rendition of the Indiana jones theme song? That was a weird fucking suite

srsly think I may have played this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
Uploaded by xithe on Jan 29, 2008
Probably the most beautiful piece of music ever made!

After reading a lot of comments, i started to get a bit emotional. So much people that have the same feelings about this theme and movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO9vpKs4XE

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZA3IvZnCo&feature=player_embedded

wait for it.

HOLY SHIT