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i never tie my ikea shelves to the wall like you're supposed to

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

there are three other videos on youtube building up to that one

― max, Friday, 9 September 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.stopptdieshow.de/

― dayo, Friday, 9 September 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

"do you believe everything you see on the web?"

is that right?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 9 September 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G46YMyQjBY

― gale delongcat (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 September 2011 04:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqtaaa8Fz1qi9dhho1_500.png

― dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

i heard those earrings were like 75k

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

JAPAN ERECTION

― õ_Ò (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

so what platform is he running on again?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn27sLE-R4s

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

loooool

―  (gr8080), Saturday, 10 September 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

would love a transcription of that btw

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

saw this last night. not sure what's funnier, the 1) constant sound of magnets a-joinin', the 2) boston terrier bursting through the magic mesh, or the 3) helpless woman engulfed in a swarm of invisible bugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_XpMhYaBKg

― del griffith, Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

u won't have 2 use air conditioning lmao

― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

good pt imo

― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

i love the attention to detail at 1:15! the sound person noticed that the last magnet snapped a liiiiittle bit after the rest, and adjusted the sound effect accordingly. such craftsmanship!

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

feel like those magnets would pose a danger to laptops

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

not to mention magnet therapy waistbands

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

just take it down and store it away for next year

―  (gr8080), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

It will last all season long.

In other words, I'd likely save my "free" magic mesh for next year.

Also, had to go back to :29 after it was all over and make sure I didn't dream that.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

attach magic mesh around your baseball hat and make a portable Safety Fortress!

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm voting for the boston terrier's encore appearance

lol z s

―  (gr8080), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://youhadabadday.com/

― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.mybaldlawyer.com/

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 11 September 2011 06:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MeE9dN3T24

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 11 September 2011 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

markers i wonder if RENEGADE PASTOR needs to go on o_O thread

I am the father of two GORGEOUS daughters. I watch UFC, CSI, Burn Notice, White Collar, & NCIS. Any potential boys need to know - there will be NO evidence.
Posted 2 weeks ago

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

i have an annoying little dog who bangs on the screen door all day to get in and out. he poops in the backyard when i am not looking and as a result we have lots of flies. i live in southern california, so the flies are practically a year-round problem. is there any reason i shouldn't buy a magic mesh?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://oi52.tinypic.com/avn1xx.jpg

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Shift+tab, Enter imo

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Sunday, 11 September 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

this would work just as well w/o the magnets, i think.

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

and you could make it for like a dollar

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

moonship O_O

― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

will these keep flies out?

http://www.raftertales.com/wp-content/uploads/boys-bedroom-surfer-bead-door-curtain.jpg

http://hawaiiandays.com/bamboo-bead-curtains/pix/BFF-5250-bamboo-door-hanging-with-banana-tree555.jpg

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

maybe, but with the west nile virus sending untold dozens of californians to the hospital and/or the grave on an annual basis, you need to ask yourself if that's a risk you're really willing to take.

― del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

if you find one w/ a weed leaf it def will

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

i don't want to give people the wrong impression about me though

http://hawaiiandays.com/bamboo-bead-curtains/GLW2092-bamboo-doorway-beads-curtain-with-rastafari-lion.htm

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

i like this one too

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bamboo-Beaded-Door-Curtain-Tranquil-Beach-Scene-/180669259828?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a10ba2034#ht_1584wt_1114

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

you tried diatomaceous earth yet?

― balls, Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

you tried diatomaceous earth yet?

i am going to talk to my landlord about letting the lawn die and planting native grasses and succulents. need to look into diatomaceous earth.

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

You should consult the suburbs thread for jjjusten's take on "native plants" that I agree with.

― mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

(hint: you just refer to whatever starts to grow in your yard when you don't weed it or spray shit on it as "native plants")

― mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

but what if invasive species are what grows in your yard

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

beats me, the only thing that "naturally" grew in my region 200 years about was prairie grass and stuff. everything's invasive!

I do kill thistles though, those things are assholes

― mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

there is a lively debate about it for sure

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/03/opinion/03Raffles.html?_r=2

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MF4r0.gif

― dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

there is a track on the jurassic park OST called "dennis steals the embryo"

over time, as we made our way out of HS and into college, "dennis steals the embryo" became a euphemism for you-know-what

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

going to college?

― dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

ripping off "The Conspirators" track from the JFK soundtrack

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

We played the theme to Jurassic Park in middle school orchestra and we kept coming up with lyrics to it.

"I'm a diiiiinosaur, I'm a diiiiinosaur" was my fave

― mh, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

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