Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

he did that on prpose, james

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

noone asks to be raped chaki

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

aw, just my luck looks cute.

― helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

"lindsay lohan's movies are cuter than an abusive dad!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

whatever, you 12-yo pedophiles.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

roffz

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

that's better

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

MC Hammer is great video for an ani difranco soundtrack. he should become her hype-man/Bez.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

my sister saw hammer live in charlotte at some free festival thing last week. she showed me the footage she and her friend filmed on her digital camera. his pants ripped on stage and he had to cover the tear with a towel wrapped around the area like a loin cloth.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

did he do pumps and a bump?

btw someone ban gabbneb.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Pumps and a Bump was Deion Sanders

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

oh no it wasn't you cap'n save-a-tim-mccarver-hater

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

yr totally right. What was Deion's contribution to the great genre of...whatever they were doing in the early/mid 90s though??? Now I can't remember.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea what you are referring to with the McCarver thing, but I don't think yr insulting me with such a statement.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

what was deion's contribution to ANYTHING aside from dousing mccarver?

xpost oh man ally lemme see if youtube has it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

no youtube. : (

On October 11, Sanders played for the Falcons at Miami, then took a charter flight to Pittsburgh for the Braves' playoff game that night, hoping to become the first athlete to play in two pro sports the same day. But Braves manager Bobby Cox didn't play him. Broadcaster Tim McCarver criticized Sanders and, three days later after Atlanta won the NLCS, Neon Deion's response was to dump ice water on McCarver.

: D

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

oh I forgot about that, or maybe it just never registered in my head. It's easy to lose track of all the ridiculous stuff Deion has done. That's pretty awesome though.

But seriously I know he put out a song that was similar to Pumps and a Bump and there was an accompanying video of him dancing around in a speedo or some shit. Highly disturbing stuff, for some reason I guess I just assumed it was Pumps and a Bump because jesus god why is there two of those songs.

No, I am not going to just google this and find out.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

i don't wanna search youtube for "hammer's pump" neither

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I don't think "Deion in a speedo" was limited to music videos because I've never seen this video but I'm reasonably certain I've seen Deion Sanders in a speedo.

― Dan (Or Maybe That Was The Carl Lewis Video) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

killer record

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

pimpin' ain't easy, yanc3.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

wow!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

stence what was the name of hammer's horse??? anyhow primetime and hammer were pretty tight, deion was a pretty great fb player and not a bad baseball player - he hit over .300 one year! i couldn't do that! his house is truly truly awesome too. he really really sucked as a commentator though. he owned club 21 too - that used to be the spot!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

i forget the name of hammer's horse or i woulda made a joke about it on cstb already.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

'bull in the hammer'

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Deion was extremely fantastically dressed, even to the day. Solid kind of person all around.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:19 (twenty years ago)

http://mchammer.blogspot.com/2006/03/barry-bonds_09.html

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

hammer's horse was named Dancefloor

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

i dont know how the fuck i remember that, but there ya go!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Deion do a song with Nas on the Mortal Kombat soundtrack?

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

can we talk about what a homo joe theisman is rn?

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

cap'n save-a-joe?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME&search=carl%20lewis

― Dan (CARL LEWIS VIDEO) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

dude wtf is yr probs with Joe T?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Ade's pissed that JT dissed Ricky Williams.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

joe said he thought ricky was a stand-up guy but he didn't want to be mentioned in the same breath as him when it came to football, how he was ashamed to be a former argonaut now that rw is signing with them, etc.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

oh well I give the guy leeway for saying dumb things, on account of the leg and all. So I kind of just zone out the words that come out of his mouth.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

allyzay in being save-a-nfl-bro non-shocker.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

somebody should be all save-a-nfl-bored since it's got no new answers, btw.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

theismann isn't a horse, ally!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

his leg doesn't fuck up his brain!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

oh don't you even, ms. cap'n save-a-aussie-bro-with-shitty-beer!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

xp - Yeah, Theismann was clearly dumber than a rock to start with.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I don't really have anything to say on the NFL board right now. I've been too busy to really follow the intrigue of the off season closely :(

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Coopers is NOT shitty beer! You're just cranky because I was sweet on the help.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

you and every other girl there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

And I debate this "Theismann isn't a horse" theory.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

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