zing

feel like I'm never satisfied

― dayo, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

I don't think the hooker is dead. She'll come back as a "ghost" that haunts Frank

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:00 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're a truther on dead hookers too huh?

― balls, Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bawls

this is not a zing, it's better than a zing.

RJG, I think it would be funny if this was the thread on which you used no commas at all. Balance the chi.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:28 (6 years ago)

piss off

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:29 (6 years ago)

I don't mind a radical adaptation but this pisses on Chandler's grave.

House of Games has the same ending btw - duped schmo kills the duper. Don't have much time for that either.

― ledge, Monday, 19 September 2011 21:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

glad you have time to post tho

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah it'd be really helpful if there was a feature on here that would tell you if something you've posted has been posted before...

oh wait there is

― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 2:50 PM

yah def, search "seagull stealing food, crashing into glass," find gif

― http://bit.ly/qzUqSx (markers), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

major dud. sometimes it makes me realize how much i don't actually like this band, and makes me less enthused for the performance

and then i spend all my time wishing i was listening to the-recently-inscribed-in-my-head studio version

i'm kind of a negative little shit when it comes to concerts

― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When it comes to concerts?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:10 PM Bookmark

moonship are you trolling right now

― forced to change display name (gbx), Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nope.

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just really misses grad school

― k3vin k., Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha I haven't heard these I don't think

― Niles Caulder, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:19 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha thanks for posting

― some dude, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:28 AM (3 years ago)

^^this sends me into a fit every time i read it

ahhhh

michael cera is in a biopic about max??

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, October 3, 2011 7:57 PM (1 hour ago)

I dont have time to post on ILX anymore u_u

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:20 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations!

― estela, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

spyware or something in a link

from this post - keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse

― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:40 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sorry, the mods all resigned per request. hope your computer doesnt get internet cancer

― Threat Level: Panda (jjjusten), Thursday, October 20, 2011 8:43 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

whose team you on here big guy

#occupymods is nonpartisan afaict

dayo, do you choose duffers or do you choose zings.

spare me your slang

feel like we need to convince someone on ilx to liveblog a fleshlight fucking

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, October 22, 2011 1:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't get too excited, forks. it looks like a woman's mouth not a chair.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, October 22, 2011 2:01 PM (1 hour ago)

daaaamn

yo that's 77 outside of 77 60-day ban 4 u

harsh but fair

idgi does forks have a chair thing?

forks posted a picture of furniture in WS at like the beginning of this year

oh I don't read that thread

pretty hot chair tbf

would sit

for the record, since whiney seems to want this to be a meme:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=2230558&boardid=77&threadid=84986

forks, it is wrong to want to fuck a chair imo

thanks for the update
btw that chair has big tittays

gitcha futon

so four legs good, two legs bad?

I'd love to spend just, like, a single day in Geirworld. It must be fascinating to be that insane.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:48 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You know how you do that thing where you look at WAV files in Audacity before deciding if you want to listen to a record? I'd imagine it's a bit like that.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 14:50 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahaha

boom

Matt DC, that was heroic.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsm5i0GvFL1qm1yu0.gif

where does SM say that he does that? that's crazy!

http://thequietus.com/articles/06872-loudness-wars-dynamic-range-compression-mastering

has also posted abt it quite a bit iirc

he owns expensive speakers iirc

http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad260/okayarms/The%20OkayArms/DAMN.gif

jon /psy/ cho

― buzza, Friday, November 4, 2011 7:48 PM (2 hours ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/1j5536.gif

yeah i dunno how this is something worth getting mad about. pop stars being pushed as product rather than artistes by multninational corporations shock horror.

worth getting mad about, probably not. but do I get mad about pop stars being pushed as product? absolutely. it's cultural junk food. get it the fuck away.

this is seriously just one more worthless step in reducing bands to a stream of CONTENT THAT HAS TO HAVE VIRAL ENERGY as opposed to an entity who releases a good song.

OTM

― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did the spirit of andy rooney violently inhabit your body recently?

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:59 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/therealjuicyj/status/133414329667174402

lmao

― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Monday, November 7, 2011 6:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ive decided i dont like drake because he's not authentic and i prefer my rappers authentic. thoughts?

― AFAP Raggett (D-40), Monday, November 7, 2011 6:47 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How I Got Over is the ninth studio album by American hip hop band The Roots, released June 22, 2010 on Def Jam Recordings. Production for the album was primarily handled by band members Black Thought, Questlove, Dice Raw, and Rick Friedrich during 2008 to 2009. It contains a subtle, somber sound that incorporates musical elements of soul, jazz, indie rock, and gospel music, and features lyrics concerning themes of existentialism, perseverance, and modern society.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 7, 2011 6:49 PM Bookmark

oops, didn't mean to grap that a hoy hoy bit

idgi

idgi

lol xo

uh pause *xp

xo xp