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There were also no fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

that is the most convoluted "the suspects are white" euphemism screen I've ever seen

― beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

I figured they were black and that was why they had to have the long description, because the cops would assume two young black males in an Impala would have to have tricked-out rims and tinted windows.

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Actually, the suspects were black.

~~…which seems to imply that the Impala was stolen too.~~

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/314577_10150268459056074_609781073_7630314_7620479_n.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

hi dere

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

If you don't post this on your Facebook in the next five minutes and forward it to five of your friends, then you have given up on America being great.

http://i.imgur.com/Qdg6w.png

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

that is next-level on every conceivable front

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

incredible

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

Yessssssssssssss

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

think I just got my friend fired

― noodle... vagueina? (cozen), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

this is great but its really old guys

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

ok I totally didn't mean it to sound that way

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

so you're calling this one a lemon?

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

this is great but its really old guys

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok I totally didn't mean it to sound that way

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM Bookmark

Haha

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

LOL at several posts

― Oh-knee-swa-key-mal-ee-ponce (Michael White), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

this is great but its really old guys

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM (35 minutes ago)

ok I totally didn't mean it to sound that way

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM (35 minutes ago)

come on, you planned this!

― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqx27eTO2K1qk7pano1_500.jpg

―  (gr8080), Friday, 2 September 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pcrTn.jpg

― dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM3xf87CbIQ

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

02:14-03:07= amazing foreground lols

― low content wine racing (stevie), Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

third degree gurns

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

that is fucking great

― rip van wanko, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

omg someone pls gif esteban butts at 02:14

― punk'd um (cozen), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol cozen

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

9:58 can u feel the passion!

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

kinda lol mostly sad imo

― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT11raThwhM

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol i wasn't sure if that doncaster vid was doncaster in south yorkshire until i saw the guy at 2:10

― caek, Monday, 5 September 2011 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know where else to post this

http://s1.proxy05.twitpic.com/photos/large/391253407.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

unembeded intentionally

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

looool

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_IGuUsqJwQ

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

nice goatee!

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

intelligent design xp to pig

― dayo, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know where else to post this

http://s1.proxy05.twitpic.com/photos/large/391253407.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 12:24 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

I have a feeling this is a german pig.

― dayo, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)

third degree gurns

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, September 4, 2011 2:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl88tfoLysc

― am0n, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/Nickelback/status/106573170160566272

― markers, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

favorite cybertreffener poll

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUm8wtDQgTU&feature=player_embedded

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

god damn it

As Seen On:
Tosh.0 Blog

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

+ that's a recorder, but it's cool

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

c'mon man it still makes me lose my shit

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, that's pretty hysterical; want to use it to signal the start of AN IMPORTANT INTERNET CONVERSATION

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/chinese-married-couple-clueless-sex-040003352.html

does this tip over from the 'mostly sad' into the 'kind of sad, mostly lol' category?

― dayo, Friday, 9 September 2011 11:40 (fourteen years ago)

Sin Chew Daily

― goole, Friday, 9 September 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lykUv_gSmpg/Tmf7H9Qa4oI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/XIF_0lBLlGk/h301/baby%2Bwhale.png

― Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Friday, 9 September 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

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