list junk food dressed up for yuppies who are too smart for junk food

DO NOT GO NEAR DISSING MY BELOVED KASHI!!

yeah, i had to call aspca poison control at 2am last night. he says it just reminds him of the time he had chlamydia. he has to pee a lot.

oh no peter jennings :(

Did we curse him with the poor showing

is it okay to profess my love for peter jennings?

yeah, he is always like "lrater" to me lately without even a high five, because i have not been spending enough time at home. which is why i think he went for the petroleum based steroid in the metal squeeze tube. he all bunnicula'd that up last night.

Is Peter Jennings going to get an Iphone?

no, because i already get enough texts when I am not home
"herro. me rramo pedro rennings. que rasa. ROR. OMGWTR!!!"

oh peter :(

Does Peter Jennings have a blog?

he used to have a brog, but it's now defunct. it just didn't make sense and I took it away because he would use my laptop and get crumbs all over it and screw up my bookmarks.

i do not know about carey's peter jennings and am kinda confused
does he like kashi though?

i want to eat shreddies for dinner
but it is so hot out and i don't want to go to the store and i don't want to spend money on shreddies

shredies? wtf is that

it is a cereal
maybe it is canadian only

oh i just thought it was a nickname for shredded wheat! haha

out of context hilarity:

those shits are addictive

-- sanskrit, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM (Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM) Bookmark Link

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they leave weird film in mouth :(

-- tehresa, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM (Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM) Bookmark Link

it makes families happy. it looks all healty b/c it is brown and fibre-looking but really it pretty sweet and the milk gets sweet which i am a fan of. i haven't eaten real cereal in a v long time (exception: granola)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl0qb73EPyk

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ew

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/485331902_02ce9898cc_m.jpg

peter

awww that is cuetest pic of peter EVAR!

wait you have a dog that is a tv personality and can text?

i love he

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omg peter is great

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/485331902_02ce9898cc_m.jpg

"so do i bite the lemon before or after the shot?"

XD

Does anyone know where to get cheese in Williamsburg?

-- Momus, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:05 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

o_O

FUCK FUCK FUCK

so i'm buying a 12er of beer at Key Food lasst night, and impulse buy a big bag of Veggie Booty -- which is absolute garbage, no news here. i ate a little too much of it, cooked dinner, then late night inhale the rest of the bag with drunk munchies. i think i took in 3/4 of it and wifey the rest. then i see this salmonella recall this morning on tv:

http://www.mercurynews.com/nationworld/ci_6258966

FUCK FUCK FUCK

i feel fine right now and am sure it's nothing. so pissed off right now though.

aw, hope the fineness lasts!!

the number of times 'booty' was used in that article disturbed me a tiny bit.

first instruction of the recall is to throw away the bag, lol
i'm saving that as evidence for any lawsuit

I'm intrigued by the presence of salmonella in a vegetarian product.

floods, chicken shit, neighboring spinach farms i'm guessing.

the weird thing is i only bought them because the grocery store was selling them at 1/2 off. that's quite an odd coincidence the night before a recall. i wonder what they knew.

INSIDER SALE PRICING!

veggie booty sucks

i had a tofu apple knish from the health food store today. comfort food maybe but not really junk food. i also got a VEGAN POWER sandwich for tomorrow..

tofu apple knish

three words that should never go together

i ate a whole bag of these at my mom's & she was like WHERES MY SNACK PEAS

they are actually very good

-- deeznuts, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 11:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

THESE TASTE LIKE BUGLES amirite

http://www.fda.gov/bbs/topics/NEWS/2007/NEW01661.html

GUYS I SURVIVED
sorry

still keeping the bag to see if i can get some money out of this thing (FUCK KEY FOOD)

ahem.

christ....i was just sent a picture of me eating crickets on sat night.

i entirely forgot that we ate crickets

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/689892671_bfb24c393a.jpg?v=0

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/689892671_bfb24c393a.jpg?v=0

http://www.utne.com/issues/2007_142/features/12607-1.html

i have always been suspect about soy - minor intake, fine, but when it started being in freakin every pre-packed thing, junk food or 'health' junk food - worrisome
yeah soy industry is massive

I was going to say (but that article says it better) that soy is better when it's fermented (tofu, miso, natto, etc.).

tofu isn't fermented, tho, Shasta! it's "curdled." (it's basically just soy milk cheese). tempeh is, tho, and it's more deliciouser than tofu anyway

there is such a thing as fermented tofu (fu yu/foo yee), though.

natto kind of grosses me out

Finally, something that does.

i like it but in small quantities. i think dan selzer was with me the first time i had natto maki.

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it's so good for you. i love bitter foods.