zing

lucky you're above it

― zvookster, Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:37 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

since returning youve been riding my nuts pretty hard

there are a lot of non-hipsters that shop at Trader Joe's tbh.

gucci gucci trader trader hummus and payapa

if you say you're not a hipster, you would be a liar

dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes?v

ty

lol @ "v"

lol

show some ctrl

pp otm if you're posting to this thread yr pathetic

mods have told you 1m times they'll email you if you have over 40

also the "only 4 sbs? boy i guess i just gotta try harder yuk yuk" joke has been made one thousand times

lock this thread, its a blight on ilx

reject ban culture, post freely, peace to all

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well put marisa

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 4:34 PM (55 minutes ago)

clean hit

haha ouch

posting 77 off 77

see you in 60, k3vin k ;_;

first my power goes out now this

will miss u

it's been so long & i'm lost without you

k3vin

i forgot to tell u but i just "got" the joke of your twitter handle

i was listening to that dream album for the first time

posting to fix bookmark

thank god I though I was going insane

Where is the option for "I'd rather shove a meat thermometer in my ear as far as it can go?"

― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:34 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in your kitchen

― markers, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

daaamn

markers that is 10/10

Lmao

stone cold

meat thermometer reading: BURNING

hahahahaha

idgi but i am proud of markers!

fo sho

whats not to get?

idgi but i am proud of markers!

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, September 1, 2011 11:07 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

this would sit better on a patroni-zing thread.

whats not to get?

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, August 31, 2011 9:22 PM (3 minutes ago)

the thermometer...is in the kitchen...seems reasonable...idk?

markers is telling dude go ahead and stab yourself in the head instead of being hyperbolic on an internet message board? i dunno, seemed pretty straightforward to me.

also lol estela

about time prominent poster Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin got taken down a notch

lol

explaining the zing made it lose its magic : /

feel like I'm never satisfied

about time prominent poster Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin got taken down a notch

― buzza, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 3:31 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

i actually made a frown when i saw it wasn't an ILM "big name"

i actually lol'd irl @ buzza post tho <3

who r BIG NAME of ILM

feel like I'm never satisfied

― dayo, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

I don't think the hooker is dead. She'll come back as a "ghost" that haunts Frank

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:00 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're a truther on dead hookers too huh?

― balls, Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bawls

this is not a zing, it's better than a zing.

RJG, I think it would be funny if this was the thread on which you used no commas at all. Balance the chi.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:28 (6 years ago)

piss off

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 August 2005 23:29 (6 years ago)

I don't mind a radical adaptation but this pisses on Chandler's grave.

House of Games has the same ending btw - duped schmo kills the duper. Don't have much time for that either.

― ledge, Monday, 19 September 2011 21:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

glad you have time to post tho

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:01 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah it'd be really helpful if there was a feature on here that would tell you if something you've posted has been posted before...

oh wait there is

― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 2:50 PM

yah def, search "seagull stealing food, crashing into glass," find gif

― http://bit.ly/qzUqSx (markers), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

major dud. sometimes it makes me realize how much i don't actually like this band, and makes me less enthused for the performance

and then i spend all my time wishing i was listening to the-recently-inscribed-in-my-head studio version

i'm kind of a negative little shit when it comes to concerts

― Hullo, I'm Jon Moss (kelpolaris), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 8:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When it comes to concerts?

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, September 20, 2011 10:10 PM Bookmark

moonship are you trolling right now

― forced to change display name (gbx), Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:31 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nope.

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just really misses grad school

― k3vin k., Thursday, September 22, 2011 12:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha I haven't heard these I don't think

― Niles Caulder, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:19 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha thanks for posting

― some dude, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:28 AM (3 years ago)

^^this sends me into a fit every time i read it

ahhhh

michael cera is in a biopic about max??

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, October 3, 2011 7:57 PM (1 hour ago)

I dont have time to post on ILX anymore u_u

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:20 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

congratulations!

― estela, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink