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tom, my dog would adjust to whatever leg was nearest the object of pissing.

ANECDOTES ARE NOT SCIENCE
UNLESS IS IT AN ANECDOTE ABOUT A MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE

all the dogs I've known favored their right leg and would adjust their position rather than lift the other leg.

Or when they get too fat to lift, it's time to squat.

for my little dog it was more whatever side he happened to happen upon because he'd piss on any/everything.

i miss that fucking dog something fucking fierce.

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his mom is letting him get fat...

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tom, is the war room aware of this?
http://www.noradsanta.org/

tombot

do you like pastor troy?

sanskrit: I signed the NDA, sorry bro.

and what: I don't know, dude! I'll have to look him up and see if he wants to hang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYS4YxqmxEA

Rhymes with "Spiller" or pronounced along the lines of Milan?

I wanna move to mars w/some "purple kush", and two snow flake ho"s and drank. Real niggas get throwed on a daily partna

I know who the last prophet was according to the jewish faith, I know who invented the first buffalo wing sauce and when, I know about the poincare conjecture, I know a lot of things - but I cannot parse that sentence

I just know in my heart that it is awesome

purple kush = strong weed
snowflake = white
drank = drink
throwed = real fucked up
on a daily = every day
patna = partner

thanks for ruining it

move to mars, dorito breath

tombot

how did you go from being a dude i couldnt stand to #1 fav poster must read A++++

shit happens, I guess

I'm not really sure what happened to me tbh
I'm sort of more mellow but also sort of not

http://circadianshift.net/images/peter1.jpg

Tom,

Why do you hate Passantino so much? Dude does it all for the lolz.

I don't hate him, goof. I am applying the Golden Rule.

doh

Dom is like that black stuff that ate Tasha Yar.

sorry and what but I can't possibly pretend to tolerate that hotel preset bullshit in any format. surely pastor troy and his boys are saying words that are meaningful to a great deal of humans, whether they know it or not. Unfortunately as usual I am amongst that scarcity of sapiens that find his efforts unworthy of a minute of my time and therefore you owe me at least half a beer depending on what nation we may be in at the time.

to summarize, no.

ethan is totally right, you are a must read poster. Weird, this happens a lot. Guess love and hate are close.
anyway what telly do you watch?
also, ever been to belgium?

tombot-

update on your night as wingman plz.

Rhymes with "Spiller" or pronounced along the lines of Milan?

-- Pleasant Plains, Monday, December 24, 2007 3:31 PM (Monday, December 24, 2007 3:31 PM) Bookmark Link

Who's getting rich off of porn?

mill-are

right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua5wvMWrPIs

^^ "considered especially heinous"

now i know what it means to be a special victim

xxxp - m'lar

anyway what telly do you watch?
also, ever been to belgium?

I am lately a devotee of the following:

MythBusters
CSI
CSI Miami
Law & Order: Criminal Intent

I have been known to enjoy Dirty Jobs, How It's Made, Torchwood, Dr. Who, and the occasional Law & Order: SVU episode.

I own every episode ever released of Futurama, Monty Python, Band of Brothers, and The Prisoner. I would like to own every episode of these:

Seconds From Disaster
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

I will generally watch any sport that's on, unless that sport is basketball. I would rather watch womens' soccer than fucking basketball.

I have also been known to dabble in dubbed Japanese cartoons that are +20 years in vintage.

update on your night as wingman plz.

I spent most of the evening drinking with a south-of-tirolian film student discussing movies and politics and junk.
The "peacock" claimed to have gotten a couple of "sets" "dancing" for him while he was wandering around but I'll be surprised if he actually "converts" with his "digits" since he seems to have merely gotten "smashed" in the "bar next door" while being "cruised" by a "fag."

Who's getting rich off of porn?

A small collection of men who choose to live demonstratively in support of their firm diseblief in the afterlife.

Rhymes with "Spiller" or pronounced along the lines of Milan?

mill-are

right?

right! Do you know any of us? We have a lot of Georgia taxpayers in the clan, hence my strong consideration of becoming a Jags fan after the divorce.

m'lar

this is accurate as well but too late, no bananas left

oh and I may have been to belgium but was too little to remember.

Belgium has what, 10 million people and about 300 kinds of beer.

actually, 10 and a HALF million people, and over 500 kinds of beer.

I sit corrected. I don't remember Belgium terribly well, apart from fries, mussels, beer, and rain.

Should I buy this or leave well enough alone. It got a relatively good review in the TLS.

Dear Tombot,

How did you discover Gunhed?! I thought I was the only one that's experienced that masterpiece.

Yours in metal,
Jeff

How come your thread hasn't devolved into personal insults and hardmanship like mine did?

And who do you really hate on this board?

TOMBOT what should i buy with a $25 amazon gift certificate

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M. White: Yes, you should get that book, and then tell me if it's any good when you read it.

Jeff: Late night cable, some years ago.

Mr. Plains: because I am a take-no-shit professional, and I have been around forever.

gbx: some Walker Percy books.