truth bombs

easy lover will always be cool

― hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, August 22, 2011 4:39 PM

Once they started talking about the oscar hosting and then twitter I just felt this sense of creeping dread, like there's something really horrifically boring about the times we live in.

― relentlessly googling hipster (Hurting 2), Wednesday, July 13, 2011 3:43 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

guys dont put balls in your beer
i mean i guess if you wanna put somebody else's balls in your beer its whatever but
dont put YOUR balls in your beer

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 2, 2011 4:22 AM

Haha HOOS <3

wow deej

I like to be deliberately wropng because it increases my authority

― that's cute, but it's WRONG (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 16:25 (13 minutes ago)

gtfo off this thread you gigantic sac

― spitting, shirtless man in lawyer's wig (haitch), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 16:26 (12 minutes ago)

fwiw I only posted twice and that's because I got sick of the whole "being deliberately wrong increases my authority" shtick

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack)

^^^you were missing the whole reason I went in the little guy's thread

stfu

@m_____ch___ery
Sometimes I think Americans never quite got over being a bunch of hungry, diseased overwhelmed religious zealots huddling in the woods.
9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

most annoying thing is everything

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:35 AM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark

* takes ile from site new answers *

what I would always do w/ my brother playing monopoly growing up is I would be the bank and steal bills one bill at a time when he wasn't looking so he wouldn't notice until one point late in the game where I had 80% of the bills

in retrospect I was basically predicting the future of america

― iatee, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:44 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

Herrmann in German means "Mr. Man"

― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 November 2008 04:01 (2 years ago)

i have no problem with bird-like rib cages, or non bird-like rib cages, but one of my biggest problems with this site is that the schlubbiest nerds feel entitled to be really picky about womens' looks. actually this true of the entire internet (i.e. that lindsay lohan thread).

― bene_gesserit, Tuesday, November 1, 2011 3:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

@thebibandit
a tribe of white girls roaming a blighted earth. every trace of life turned into a folk song cover and put on youtube. there is nothing left

suggest that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' would be more appropriate

probably

the bi bandit is not white, he's bi

just white girls, cockroaches, maybe a wall-e or two

"tal" is only good if you have a car and a girlfriend.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, July 27, 2005 1:18 AM Bookmark

[tal = this american life"]

i think god being a hipster would explain a lot. the universe is just one of god's discarded objects of interest, like an abandoned google+ account or something.

― Another Bad Kreayshawn (latebloomer), Friday, November 18, 2011 6:15 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

forks, nobody knows how free internet porn works, it's just one of nature's beautiful miracles

― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 09:07 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this thread is a lot more fun after i gave up caring and just decided to watch shakey and frogbs and iatee circle around each in a festive dance of faulty logic and useless generalizations

― Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 23:47 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

iirc in his 'top 50 things to watch 2k12' between regis and two and a half men

if you get to interview the-dream and your THIRD QUESTION is "i want to know what you think of the the weeknd" you need to get the fuck out of the-dream's office

― pre-tennis ball head-era chris brown (J0rdan S.), Thursday, February 23, 2012

thoughts can make people really miserable. or they can make people start hilary duff webrings. or they can be shrugged off. there are three kinds of thought.
― scott seward, Thursday, March 1, 2012

mind is blown right now tbh

^ the mythical '4th thought'

seward is the best.

the three thoughts of power

Nobody notices that we have our own home-grown Borges

i noticed, tbf

I think it's the secret shame of an entire generation that we watched so much Muppet Babies

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 11:07 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Growing up as the target age for watching a shit-ton of Muppet Babies, it really does annoy me when someone conflates the Muppet Babies with the Muppets (cf, Boosie calling Kermit a "cartoon" in this:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl_h5AbSVDw

that is prime innocuously angry thread material

I think it's the secret shame of an entire generation that we watched so much Muppet Babies

― valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, March 7, 2012 11:07 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― some dude, Wednesday, March 7, 2012 11:09 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow

incidentally, that show seemed to have a tragic backstory lurking behind its sunny veneer, although I never quite figured it out. Was there a Lost-style finale that explained everything?

haha, wikipedia is with you:

]The show portrays childhood versions of the Muppets living together in a large nursery in the care of a human woman called Nanny (the whereabouts of their parents are never addressed).

also, like, probably with the constant film parodies, primed a whole generation of fuckheads for Family Guy and Scary Move 4.

You're making this sound like Saw or something.

'Scary Move 4' is the kind of meaninglessly benign typo that cracks me up so much for some reason

lol i was rushing to quote "Scary Move"

http://blogs.whatsontv.co.uk/movietalk/files/2010/01/prophet-2.jpg

Shh, gonzo. The Nanny is coming.

i'm at work, who's gonna be the first to rule 34 Nanny from the Muppet Babies

I was just trying to stay away from the obvious FOZ joke.

Scary Move 4 is the name of my dance instructional video.

who was it who had the whole rant about how many weird layers of abstraction there are in muppet babies? like...it's a cartoon version, of baby versions, of puppet versions of various species of animals? it really is pretty fucked up

lol I never thought about that, that would make a good academic paper

they're also extraordinarily small even for babies when you compare them to nanny's socks. But I guess if muppets are smaller than people, their babies would be smaller than human babies.

I think the that scale might have been to show how big and scary everything (including grownups) are to babies? Whole knows. I think y'all are now officially thinking too hard 'bout muppet babies.