WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (2445 of them)

View Previous Page...

also, her husband likes punching.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

correct! I hate those little creatures.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

my mental image of trife has been El-P

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

his favorite color is black

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9/ellyloo/default/large-msg-1126923314-2.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

you guys are soft touches.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

suzy is fake british too!? sheesh my mind is blown.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

suzy is from minnesota iirc? but i don't think she really goes out of her way to seem britishes or denigrate americans!!! as far as i can tell she's pretty open about being american actually.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, Suzy is from Minnesota. Of course, her grandparents knew EVERYONE that was worth knowing in World War II-era Minneapolis, dahling. I think her grandma went on a date with, like, Fred Astaire or some shit.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to continue to feed jaymc faulty information in the hopes of fouling up his system.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I knew you were joking about your British mom. The Ethan stuff I don't know what to believe.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

some of it is actually true!

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I know, that's what I mean!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

i'll email you everything i know about him for $50 to my paypal acct.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Tempting.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

i'll even throw in transcripts of hours long IM chats about how we're going to die alone and unloved.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

plus, if you act now: detailed discussion of the merits of fat girls over skinny girls.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

No one thinks you two are THAT interesting.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

our moms think we're cool

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Your British mom?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

oh man i love this thread

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

c'mon jaymc you know you wanna find out which ilxors we've had sex with. that's database gold.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

love the title change whoever/whenever did that

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY, JESS

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

spill it

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

now I'M curious

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

You can't keep this in the vaults! It needs to be remastered w/bonus traxx.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

kenan

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

where my $50

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

jaymc how do you search for people and find all their posts with a certain word like shakey mo and bag of hammers

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Use ILX Search. Keyword: "bag of hammers." Username: "Shakey Mo Collier."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

that shit never works for me!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Ethan you are so lucky that picture of you as a 14-year-old hoodied backpacker with breastfeeding cheeks seems to have fallen off the internet!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

"breastfeeding cheeks"?? That's golden.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

It's really cute actually

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

I KNOW ALREADY. GIMME FITTY BUCKS.

or a sandwich. paypal me a sandwich.

ps - why are you guys talking about my moms?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I KNOW ALREADY. GIMME FITTY BUCKS.

??
I must say shit when I'm drunk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

I don't think the phrase "breastfeeding cheeks" can be highlighted enough here.

― Dan (O.O) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to guess! four letters?

"_ _ _ _"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

hint: LIKES CLARINET

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

????!?!?!?!?

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-206.vo.llnwd.net/00688/60/24/688264206_l.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

amirite????

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

jaymc had phone sex with himself?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

NO, STUPID.

i want my fifty dollars.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sohoweeklynews.com/Book/ShowBiz/woody_allen_plays_clarinet_std.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

omg

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 2345 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.