zing

now that's a good zing

ahah

Murderous

ice cold

The poor tippler might say that he bought his unutterable beverage because he could not afford a better. But the noblest vintages of literature may be purchased as cheaply as their vilest substitutes. When we have abundance of exquisite grapes in our vineyards, is it not almost incredible that persons who pretend to some connoisseurship should be content to besot themselves with a thick, raw concoction, destitute of fragrance, destitute of sparkle, destitute of everything but the power to induce a crude inebriety of mind and a morbid state of the intellectual peptics? It is indeed almost incredible, but the pity of it is, it is true.

- Whiney Gunther Weingarten, 1887

http://i.imgur.com/7WOj5.gif

hey balls, clean mine.

― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:24 PM (33 minutes ago)

hoooo

damn son

morb deep

i am on the stoop with a forty lookin at that just goin hoooooooooo

that's beyond zing

zing or astrozing

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/W/WO/WOL/WOLFEBRO/1310515754_4641_full.jpeg

hmmm ... fascinazing

game: killed

wau

saying/writing/posting the word "ILX" anywhere except on this board is

― whinie tempah (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WhineyArea51 otm

― reminding people that vaginas are actual body parts (some dude), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:35 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

bazing-a

i obv. meant "in earnest," but whatev

obv

isnt it ironic

don't you zingk?

its like, i've heard so much about [williamsburg, brooklyn] since the first yeah yeah yeahs album and then its like a completely normal street with a slightly higher prevalence of soy options in coffee shops and people wearing plaid shirts. also secondhand booksellers with a lot of vonnegut. if a place has built an international reputation on being trendsettingly fashionable, it doesn't really seem all that nitpicky to say its weird that it actually seemed UNfashionable, like weirdly parochial and dated. idk if you have some weird vested interest in protecting williamsburg as the last bastion of the avant garde or something. i had some nice pizza there idk.

― plax (ico), Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:50 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i went to stonehenge at it was just some rocks

―  (gr8080), Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:08 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also secondhand booksellers with a lot of vonnegut

lol college

are you saying you aren't a hipster, deej? That a proper definition of "hipster" would exclude you?

― sarahel, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you preparing to be a contestant on jeopardy? is that why your posts are always in the form of a question?

― D-40, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heh

and good volley from sarahel:

sarahel your post was a corny 'gotcha' that im above

― D-40, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:21 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

There's a first time for everything.

― sarahel, Sunday, August 28, 2011 4:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The game is tied, folks

i'm on the edge of my seat

and she even ends her post with a period that time.

almost thought better of asking this, since the topic appears to be hipsters and sarahel is involved, but where's that from?

hipster book thread

not like you could pay me to open this thread, but i'll guess what are 'hipster' books?

i was almost gonna phrase it as "there's a first time for everything, huh?" but self-awareness kicked in.

sarahel tried to zing me for daring to say i wasnt a hipster -- the world's biggest hipster crime is not being self deprecating about the possibility that you are a hipster

lucky you're above it

i think this needs a poll

"Oh so you think you're not a hipster? but hast thou not written for a hipster publication? dost thou not shop at trader joes? if you prick me, do i not bleed PBR?"

lucky you're above it

― zvookster, Sunday, August 28, 2011 3:37 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

since returning youve been riding my nuts pretty hard

there are a lot of non-hipsters that shop at Trader Joe's tbh.

gucci gucci trader trader hummus and payapa

if you say you're not a hipster, you would be a liar

dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes? dost thou not shop at trader joes?v

ty

lol @ "v"

lol

show some ctrl

pp otm if you're posting to this thread yr pathetic

mods have told you 1m times they'll email you if you have over 40

also the "only 4 sbs? boy i guess i just gotta try harder yuk yuk" joke has been made one thousand times

lock this thread, its a blight on ilx

reject ban culture, post freely, peace to all

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 4:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well put marisa

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, August 30, 2011 4:34 PM (55 minutes ago)

clean hit

haha ouch