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raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

*raises hand high, palm to the heavens*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

jaymc's catalog of creepiness.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://pix4us.com/40037/pix/icon_bolt.gif

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

wow.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

sorry that is all i can answer, i am pretty stoned right now and going out for beerz in the lively city of montreal

also i guess i didn't say anything about n/a's persona, but he's known for snarky humor that ally approves of cuz she uh said something once about him being funny, also other stuff

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

jaymc, you're not a W&M grad yourself, are you?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

OKAY.

(he's less creepy in person. but it still freaks me out a bit. at least he likes beer, right? RIGHT.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

(that OKAY was an xpost to jaymc. i also said it in real life. obv.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

jaymc is a kalamazoo college grad! < /crepey>

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

EMAN
JAMYC

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

eman seconded!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

eman:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/E-Man

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

eman is very private

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

he's very groovin

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

i like to think of him as the Martian Manhunter of the noize board.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

i hope eman is a drug dealer and not named after a comic book

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

EMAN: African American (that's all I know)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

WOW...MORE JAYMC CREEPOGRAPHYS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

got to love how jaymc didnt bother to continue getting to know Tremendoid after he realized the guy was African-American.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

scandalous!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

I want 'African American (that's all I know)' on a t-shirt!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

jaymc check out my webbers: http://www.blacktown.net/

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

i want jaymc to be the official biographer of the noiseboard.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

FOR EXAMPLE, WHITE SERIAL KILLERS KILL OTHER WHITES (WHITE CANNIBAL JEFFERY DAHMER ONLY KILLED BLACKS BECAUSE THEY WERE "TASTIER" AND "EASIER" TARGETS.)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
IT'S JUST A LITTLE RUMP ROAST, January 24, 2002
Reviewer: "mcutt" (NY, NY USA) - See all my reviews

One of the finest low-budget bio-pics I have ever laid eyes upon. Carl Crew is absolutely captivating in his totally unrealistic yet powerful portrayal of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Nevermind that the real Dahmer was a frail, introverted type, Crew's Dahmer is a charismatic and well-built guy who is seen lifting weights between murders, and kind of looks like a porn star. Physical anomalies aside, Carl Crew assumes the role of Dahmer with ease, murdering men he meets around town and kidnapping asian boys. The dialogue shines throughout, giving us true insight to the mind of this madman. I've been waiting for this DVD release for a long time, my prayers have been answered! Carl Crew, where are you?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

i think we should ask jaymc what he knows about us and score him on accuracy.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Venison. a little gamey but...., February 9, 2002
Reviewer: Philip J Raffaele Jr (Mahopac, NY United States) - See all my reviews
Easily one of the most quotable films that I've ever seen. Never mind you've never heard of Carl Crew, you'll be pleasantly surprised by his finely honed acting chops. This film rests comfortably on the 'Cult' shelf in select Video shops for good reason.

The movie follows the trials and tribulations of young Dahmer, as he searches to find himself and his troublesome sexual identity. Along the way he clumsily seduces a number of low-budget actors with decent success. Dramatic violence and reaction from his family and neighbors causes mass hysteria. There are so many highlights to this film. Crying to his father on the phone, Drilling holes in young boys heads, Prank calling his mother and insinuating his own demise.

The DVD format has just been validated.

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD IS GONNA GET BANANAS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

wow, I didn't know O.Nate was 40% of the people on ILM

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I know Carl Crew the filmmaker, ex mortician and freak show archiveist. I play his club sometimes. http://www.ciaabnormalarts.com

thanks for the answers jaymc, you are sweet. can you answer the rest soon?

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:42 (twenty years ago)

REVIEW ILXORS

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:00 (twenty years ago)

jaymc what do you know about gabbneb?

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:12 (twenty years ago)

HE IS A JEWISH LAWYER, HE USES A TIMEPORT, HE LOVES PHISH

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

review ilxors...

"steve shasta, the gygax! bro-core side project... "

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

*licks picture of Mike Gordon*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

REVIEW ME JAYMC

OPEN UP YOUR SPREADSHEET TO ALL OF US

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:46 (twenty years ago)

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

otm.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:05 (twenty years ago)

but flattered too.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

i know that gabbneb agrees with christgau 90% of the time

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

I got jaymc to smoke some kweed and then we went and had beer with people and now he is laughing his ass off at this (or so I interpret. I mean, I'm laughing. Okay, of course he's laughing.)

I kinda know nothing about anyone, I realize. But maybe this is just all highly relative...

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

I thought o.nate lives in Hoboken.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:32 (twenty years ago)

that's hobo.nate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

I thought hobos were gear's thing.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

no, couches! ;-)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

eman is very private
-- cutty (holle...), May 1st, 2006 8:01 PM. (mcutt) (admin) (userip)

he's very groovin
-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), May 1st, 2006 8:05 PM. (diamond) (admin) (userip)

haha. just got this.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1871/emangroovin8xx.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

OH YEAH I GAVE THAT AS A PRESENT ONCE IN COLLEGE

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

jaymc is in a band

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

lives in chicago

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

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xp hbd you fossil ❤️

― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Friday, 23 August 2024 11:31 (one year ago)

Thanks

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 14:22 (one year ago)

I made the connection pretty quickly because there are only a handful of us who regularly post about certain music, and the specific aesthetic positions between xyzzz and his original name are consistent. … also at least one brit ilxor has addressed him by his real first name

― sarahell, Saturday, 24 August 2024 15:46 (one year ago)

Listening to trolly music at 20 has kept my posting fresh and young, 20 years on

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:57 (one year ago)

You might be one of the youngest ilxors on those threads tbh … hardly a fossil

― sarahell, Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:59 (one year ago)

three months pass...

not trying to dox anyone, but i just realized that the first two posters in the "yessed out" thread both ended up receiving PhDs from the same university

― jaymc, Friday, 29 November 2024 06:01 (one year ago)

who needs ai when we have .xlsx powered by jaymc

― mookieproof, Friday, 29 November 2024 06:05 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

did sterling clover ever post under another name. i was thinking about him before bed tonight

― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Monday, 22 September 2025 16:15 (nine months ago)

four months pass...

Francis Fukuyama is like the Dan Quayle of academia. I almost feel bad for him a little bit, but on the other hand not really

― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Thursday, February 12, 2026 10:17 PM (fifty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this better not be gabbneb

― map, Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:16 (four months ago)

Seems way too leftist to be nebb but my radar isn't to be trusted

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:21 (four months ago)

sorry for being rude

― map, Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:24 (four months ago)

lol

― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:48 (four months ago)

It's understandable, we all have nebb PTSD. those of us with unblended haircuts

― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 February 2026 23:48 (four months ago)

dropping heavy jazz knowledge, def not nebb lol

― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Saturday, 14 February 2026 05:14 (four months ago)

(ofc I am still curious as to who this is, clearly a returnee)

― ILX is like synthpop Kerrang (sleeve), Saturday, 14 February 2026 05:15 (four months ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LQEMBz9yvyA/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEXCK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAwkIARUAAIhCGAE=&rs=AOn4CLCIZyKDPjgKD7CW1V3TBhw7IiA2JQ

― Venus of Willendorf on Golf (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 13:49 (four months ago)

lol yep he's not exactly hiding it

― obvious old hat (rob), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 14:18 (four months ago)

wow miles davis is posting here? 😎

― map, Wednesday, 18 February 2026 14:28 (four months ago)

I have no idea who that person is — can we stop the charade and just say? Isn’t this the thread for that?

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:19 (four months ago)

(I know who Miles Davis is — I’m talking about the poster in question for any smartasses out there)

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:20 (four months ago)

I miss budo jeru's old DN!

― sleeve, Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:26 (four months ago)

sorry I wasnt sure I should say outright, so I posted a hint. I figured it out by searching his posts and following some clues. then confirmed by seeing that his new handle started posting on the same day that his old one stopped.

― Venus of Willendorf on Golf (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 15:35 (four months ago)

Not everyone has time/energy for that, so I thank you.

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 18 February 2026 16:03 (four months ago)

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