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ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. -- An engaged couple in Anderson County said a shadowy image that turned up on a reciept from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus.

Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.

Simmons said when he spotted the receipt on the floor of Sutherland's apartment the following Wednesday, it had changed.

"I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me," Simmons said.

A dark gray mark on the receipt seems to show two eyes, a nose and a mouth in a thickly bearded face.

"Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking," Simmons said.

The couple said they had just come from a church service when they saw the image.

"We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him," Sutherland said. "(The preacher asked) 'If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?'"

Simmons said he called the store to ask what could have made the mark.

"They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it," Simmons said.

"We just feel like it's a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes and we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else," Sutherland said.

The couple denied tampering with the paper to make the face appear.

― cave duel (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like Manson to me.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 16 July 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

Rasputin was my first thought

― cave duel (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.happyplace.com/3864/embarrassing-rap-performance-about-jesus

wrong-way twin of the vogueing 8 y.o.

― soviet, Saturday, 16 July 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

Aw Kid Rock as a child was adorable.

― � (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3P2SdEoMFE

― i'm not a lawyer, but i play one on a messageboard (stevie), Sunday, 17 July 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIu5B3Fsstg&feature=player_embedded

― g++ (gbx), Monday, 18 July 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently ilxor Gorge had something to do with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8x6DZ22VU&feature=player_embedded

― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

ha @ pelican. not 100% sure i buy it though. how'd he find it again?

― jaxon, Monday, 18 July 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

thats what i was wondering, too

― g++ (gbx), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e1f20f458b8d.jpg

― duke of irl (Edward III), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol nice

― goole, Monday, 18 July 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

\m/ http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1344.jpg \m/

― jaxon, Monday, 18 July 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0812/jean-simmons-demotivational-poster-1229893094.jpg

―  (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/01405759.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 18 July 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

he's got a great smile

― Z S, Monday, 18 July 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

To go along with the George C. Scott meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dh0vpBbs0

―  (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

that is a meme i can fully get behind

― goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.engadget.com/2011/07/20/the-ultimate-kirf-fake-apple-store-spotted-in-china/

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/07/applestoerlol.jpg

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

sudeep on July 20, 2011 at 10:39 am | Reply

I wish i could work for Apple inc… it looks great work environment.

Great Job on July 20, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Reply

With those great comprehension and reading skills, there are three locations you can work at!

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

youtube's 'transcribe audio' feature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk

"and what would what would but with well in the lead with him in a minute but what happens when let me I said well then we're going live with it wouldn't have mattered ranch the ad opens with a dwindling but go ahead with the referendum"

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Q415C.gif

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

xpost to SUP

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

and excuse me wtf r u doin?

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

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― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

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― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

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― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

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― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/images/mustard_man.jpg

― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

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