o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 3:04 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

"Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka 'gunt'), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef knuckles, uncle’s knuckles, vaginal halitosis, bald spots, loaf latch, sideburns, flatbottom, creeping jimson weed, dowager’s hump, treasure trail, Pepperidge Farm, razor bumps, leakage, phantom dangle, and panty dandruff."

salmon skimmer

shrimp tacos

carp colander

lol, remember this thread?

In my job as a sex column researcher...

baracuda ladel

sushi salad spinner

these all double as early 90's grunge rock band names by the way.

cockle spork

Salmon jam

Sardine raceway

Smelt buckles

yeah i think i saw smelt buckles open up for L7 once.

bass baster

I think they had a song called "fell on black eggs"

youtube threw this up related to that hyperflesh video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw

..theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

wd f w/ a wingsuit tbh

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Geewhizz-batman.jpg

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on scales of 1 to 10 how batshit, creepy, and lol is that?

batshit = 10
creepy = 10
lol = 3.5

The real sex episode about pony play is classic and even mentioning it causes my wife to shudder.

Also late to the game re: mountaineering but would it be possible to get a heated and pressurized suit that allows one to casually stroll up Everest or K2? Just waltzing back and forth to the summit past the freezing and wheezing suckers doing it the usual way?

"This is Timothy McVeigh, Tortured Victim-Creation of the diseased and deranged American military and political system…"

Okay. That's enough.

I can't believe this guy wrote 50000 pages defending serial killers and you won't give him the time of day

get back to us when he defends deathdrone

leave it to me to find somebody on the internet crazier than dd

Dude would be all "What the? This man needs HELP."

"Let me e-mail these poor defamed damsels to counsel them on their decisions…"

I gave him a lol of 3.5 just for the rules and regulations regarding visiting his site

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tl;dr
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ta;dr

i'm sure i'd be duly offended if i could get thru the wall of text

to_O;dr

iirc the Playboy channel had a knock-off version of Real Sex

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it, but they were just bored struggling hollywood actor-types who don't actually get off on clown sex but def knew how to make a TV segment that looked like they did looool

ok upgrading his lols to 4.0

Welcome to yet another Forbidden Truth webpage. Yes, this Manifesto is lengthy, but more importantly, it is brilliant and in fact the single most valuable, unique document to have ever been created by any one individual in the entire history of the so-called Modern Era of humanity. Modesty is a worthless character/personality trait. It may well be appropriate for you inferior creatures to recognize your own inferiority and in response, to adopt an attitude of modesty with regard to your perceptions of life and of reality, but for the few of us who are truly Superior, modesty must be rejected and shunned, recognized as constituting an unnecessary and self-limited character trait that serves no worthwhile purpose. I, as your Seer of Forbidden Truth, proudly rejoice in my Superiority, and do not hesitate for even a millisecond, in accurately labeling this, my own creation, this Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, as being the most precious, valuable, brilliant document to have ever been created by any single human being, within the entire world, for all of recent human history.

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it

whatev's, suzy.

gr8080 always bragging about his clown sex friends.

this was like 10 years ago and one of those awesome pre-youtube moments where you're at someone's house and they break out a VHS tape and just say "you gotta see this"

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we, the sheeple..

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/cat-ass-clown.jpg

http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/files/2009/11/magicclown2.jpg

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/05a82619e31bc471cae53408bc94f954/l.jpg

For some reason the background in that picture works like a Rorschach test for me.

Also, why the fuck is that little boy in front not piled up?!

Hack job

File under Up The Arse corner tbh

Wait what the fuck am even doing staring at this photo for so damn long?

Even though the "main body" of this Manifesto does contain 17 pages, and the actual website itself will eventually contain many more than 17 total pages, this page, page 15, is very special and important. It is the climaxitory page! That's right folks, climaxitory is the perfect word to describe this particular page. Unfortunately, a check of the dictionary indicates that the societally empowered formulators of the english language have decided that climaxitory is not a valid word. The closest match I can find is climactical, which is defined as "Relating to or constituting a climax". Well, I still prefer the word climaxitory, even if it is not valid according to the dictionary. Either way, climactical or climaxitory, you should be getting my meaning.

forbidden truth man might be a greater threat to society than deathdrone, but he is much more loveable

the internet's cuddliest serial killer apologist