final lolution

XD

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great photo translate plz

la lolz

buy a coffee and help a kid go to death camp

It took me a second to see the graffiti. Class.

XD

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that was your deep thought of the day brought to you by two glasses of hot buttered rum and a <///>~~~

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:38 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two glasses of hot buttered rum and an uncircumcised cumshot

― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:39 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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JM: Hello. What does this ^^^ mean? Alternately, what is happening?

Ally's Sister Jamie: The little guy's saying "Curry bread! Curry bread!" (not 100% sure what that is), but basically the thing he is singing to and taking for a ride is a piece of bread. Then he says he's not going to eat it, he's just going to put it away.
I can only tell you what the words mean... i can't tell you the meaning.

that was your deep thought of the day brought to you by two glasses of hot buttered rum and a <///>~~~

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:38 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two glasses of hot buttered rum and an uncircumcised cumshot

― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:39 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Sunday, December 21, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's bad form to excelsior yourself

lol

haha i was going to say something about that but it seemed weird to

i actually LOLed at that one btw... like mad giggling fit

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/22/israel.rare.coins/index.html

Keywords:
jews
haunnakah
money
gold coins
israel

lmbo

lmao @ goats omg

why'd they have to ruin the wholesome lols with all the balls stuff.

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/7/l_94577aaf0c26403783ea20ddda26c007.jpg

After weeks of preparations for the largest sex event of its kind in Israel, organizers were forced to cancel it this week due to pubic pressure and threats exerted on the owner of the venue where the sex fest was to take place.

The event in question, which was scheduled to take place on "International Orgasm Day," aimed to bring together some 250 participants seeking to promote world peace through multiple orgasms reached by masturbation or sex.

The orgy was organized by the Raelian movement, a UFO religion whose followers believe humankind was created by aliens. The group's spokesman, Kobi Drori, said that the orgy was meant to include straights, gays, lesbians and bisexuals, all of them over 18.

"The purpose of the event was to try and bring world peace through mass orgasm, this by experiencing consensual sex and natural, uninterrupted pleasure. It was important to make love without feeling guilty or shy," he explained.

Drori protested the fact that nowadays the words "war," "violence" and "murder" have become more legitimate than "sex," "orgasm" and "pleasure."

"It should be the other way around. Several years ago an Iraqi boy whose limbs were amputated was shown on TV and everybody treated this as if it was okay, but when Janet Jackson exposed her breast during the Superbowl the American nation was appalled.

"We wanted to put into practice the saying 'make love, not war'."

'Society based on self-fulfillment'

According to Drori, the orgy was just the first in a series of events dedicated to promoting this objective. On January 22 the movement will hold a conference on sexuality and masturbation with experts and writers in the field.

He also vowed that the cancelation of this year's orgy would not deter the Raelians from setting up another sex fest next year.

The Raelian movement has several hundreds followers in Israel and some 70,000 members worldwide.

"We don't believe in demons, ghosts and gods," said Drori. "The group's primary goal is to inform humanity, without attempting to persuade, regarding scientific messages that deal with the origins of life on eart

"The second goal is to expedite the establishment of a society based on the principles of non-violence, solidarity, self-fulfillment and pleasure. To establish one global currency, one global government and harness science to the service of humanity, and not against humanity," he concluded.

the origins of life on eart

erm, only cavemen have orgies that big

I don't even think they make tarps that big.

After weeks of preparations for the largest sex event of its kind in Israel, organizers were forced to cancel it this week due to pubic pressure and threats exerted on the owner of the venue where the sex fest was to take place.

good find

http://www.imagemanagement.ws/

".ws" should be the domain suffix for would smash threads

is that real or the most elaborate interweb in-joke ever?

IMAGE MANAGEMENT
MASTERS OF THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flatbushgardens.net > view video

are those rehabbed project homes or what?

WE CAN BUILD ON SOMTHING

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They have gangs there was a woman was...

You would think you lived there for...

THE WERE SO MANY DEAD...

i'm totally missing the lol in the video itself, cram.

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

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i did have a wry chuckle

hamfisted attempts at boondoggling naive midwesterners into moving to the projects - coded language abt the neighborhood - subway commute time lies - explanation of the unlimited metro card - generally inept filmmaking/salesmanship

more of a wry chuckle than anything i guess

― ice cr?m, Saturday, January 10, 2009 4:19 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i loved how they used barrel-distorting extra-wide lenses to sell those tiny apartments

and they still looked tiny and shitty!

the apts want to be bigger and nicer like how the neighborhood wants to improve and that guy wants to not be an idiot

lol troo

it's funny that they're so upfront about how their testimonials are from non-native hayseeds too

like who's opinion am i going to trust about nyc apartments, seasoned nyers or wide-eyed joes who just moved there from buttfuck iowa

also lol @ directing their campaign at new transplants as no one who knows anything abt the city would choose to live there

they should have testimonials from locals

"i used to be terrified to go w/in three blocks of that place - now an actual white couple lives there!"

"the 4/5 is only is an hour to midtown!"

"we got mcdonalds and chinese takeout..."

http://i41.tinypic.com/125m0ki.jpg

these people are walking toward manhattan