Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY

― Dan (Trumpet Fanfare) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 February 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Zoobucks.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 February 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

dan perry: the biggest captain save-a-jo(n) on ILX

― rez one-bagger (haitch), Sunday, 5 February 2006 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

ROTUND FOR EXCESS HELLO DAN.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 5 February 2006 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Personal Message of the Moment:
Well, okay, imma let you know what I`ve learned on a personal basis. You feel me? You following???
Aight, here it is...:
1)Don`t try to play "Captain Save a Nigga/Hoe", then end up becoming intimate with him/her. Choose either or, but not both. You just may get caught up in their "situation", then bringing yours down with it...DON`T LOOSE SIGHT!
2)When meeting another person off BLACKPLANET.com, try not to change your looks too much. When you have a picture on here, that is what the person you are meeting is expecting. Don`t get mad at him/her if they don`t like you when you two meet; you represented yourself WRONG! Then again...you ARE suppose to accept someone for their mind/personality, so looks shouldn`t matter...to a certain extent.

3)Do you understand the concept of "you reap what you soe"? Though most people know it`s in the Bible, it`s just a fact of life. It also just goes along with good morals and values. Now "it" may not be reaped now..tomorrow...or soon, and it may not happen to you; it can happen to a close friend, or anyone else in your circle, in which it eventually effects you. Fear the Lord!

― DON'T LOOSE SIGHT! (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Fear the Lord! Fear of a BLACKPLANET.com!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://blacktown.net/miss_Piggy_small_mirror.gif

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil undisputed champion

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/3122_KILMARNOCK.JPG

looks like i'll have to post this here

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs. like i said, i don't deny the latter.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 30th, 2005 6:52 PM. (hstencil) (userip)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Valery: you don't actually look like gollum you know
Jonathan: just pale
Valery:whatever
Valery: I'm pale

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago) link

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

PRINCESS SAVE A JON

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

TWOO WUV

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ugh.

― strongo hulkington wishes he had as many $100-dollar bills as i do (dubplatestyl, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

awww, the lies we tell our loved ones.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Not to mention the things we put up with for our friends.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

thats cute

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.witchvox.com/cats/cats_images/cat_2kittens.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

so cute.... i want a kitten.

― val (notvalery), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

speaking of saving cyber hos, what happened to sugarpants?!?!??!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

good q, hstencil!!!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

ethan to entire history of rhetoric: "you're either with us or against us"

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...)

thomas in twee bill o'reilly shockah

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

did yall see that crazy oreilly thing about how schools arent gonna teach math now unless its GAY MATH

-- and what (an...)

yeah, and I thought: is he really serious? it's hard for me to believe he's serious, I know this is just me being naive but how can people who're able to form a sentence believe that shit

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...)

now you know how me and trife react to yr posts sometimes!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:21 (eighteen years ago) link

shakey had another 'dumber than a bag of hammers' moment today btw. i'm genuinely beginning to wonder if his dad didn't rape him with a bag of hammers or something when he was a kid.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago) link

he did that on prpose, james

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link

noone asks to be raped chaki

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

aw, just my luck looks cute.

― helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"lindsay lohan's movies are cuter than an abusive dad!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever, you 12-yo pedophiles.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

roffz

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

that's better

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

MC Hammer is great video for an ani difranco soundtrack. he should become her hype-man/Bez.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link

my sister saw hammer live in charlotte at some free festival thing last week. she showed me the footage she and her friend filmed on her digital camera. his pants ripped on stage and he had to cover the tear with a towel wrapped around the area like a loin cloth.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago) link

did he do pumps and a bump?

btw someone ban gabbneb.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Pumps and a Bump was Deion Sanders

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

oh no it wasn't you cap'n save-a-tim-mccarver-hater

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

yr totally right. What was Deion's contribution to the great genre of...whatever they were doing in the early/mid 90s though??? Now I can't remember.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I have no idea what you are referring to with the McCarver thing, but I don't think yr insulting me with such a statement.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

what was deion's contribution to ANYTHING aside from dousing mccarver?

xpost oh man ally lemme see if youtube has it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

no youtube. : (

On October 11, Sanders played for the Falcons at Miami, then took a charter flight to Pittsburgh for the Braves' playoff game that night, hoping to become the first athlete to play in two pro sports the same day. But Braves manager Bobby Cox didn't play him. Broadcaster Tim McCarver criticized Sanders and, three days later after Atlanta won the NLCS, Neon Deion's response was to dump ice water on McCarver.

: D

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

oh I forgot about that, or maybe it just never registered in my head. It's easy to lose track of all the ridiculous stuff Deion has done. That's pretty awesome though.

But seriously I know he put out a song that was similar to Pumps and a Bump and there was an accompanying video of him dancing around in a speedo or some shit. Highly disturbing stuff, for some reason I guess I just assumed it was Pumps and a Bump because jesus god why is there two of those songs.

No, I am not going to just google this and find out.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't wanna search youtube for "hammer's pump" neither

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think "Deion in a speedo" was limited to music videos because I've never seen this video but I'm reasonably certain I've seen Deion Sanders in a speedo.

― Dan (Or Maybe That Was The Carl Lewis Video) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

killer record

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

pimpin' ain't easy, yanc3.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

wow!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

stence what was the name of hammer's horse??? anyhow primetime and hammer were pretty tight, deion was a pretty great fb player and not a bad baseball player - he hit over .300 one year! i couldn't do that! his house is truly truly awesome too. he really really sucked as a commentator though. he owned club 21 too - that used to be the spot!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i forget the name of hammer's horse or i woulda made a joke about it on cstb already.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

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