zing

goddamn dude came hard yeshomo

that was awesome

I was reading through this thread and I saw my mean zing to abbott (sorry).

Then I thought about something that happened a couple weeks ago when I was at a place with a bunch of college age people dancing. I was telling my friend earlier that night about how I like to look for money on the floor of clubs (not strip clubs) because there's always some cash lying around. Then like five minutes later I picked up a dollar by some dancing people and a girl turned to me and said "that's my dollar". I figured she was acting smart with me, in front of the dude she was with, showing that she can get me to give her the dollar. So I said to her "it's a dollar. you can have it" and gave her the buck. And she started saying something like "my friend lent me that dollar for...." and I said "uh-huh" and walked away in the middle of her sentence.

I sure showed her

http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/SuperCoolStoryBro.png

we traced it and...the zings are coming from inside the thread!!

lol

Brad, I don't get invited to the anarcho-misogynist bbqs, and I coined the term. It's a real bitch, but the bonapartists have made such an effort towards inclusivity that I don't miss those assholes one bit.

― Mr. Jay Batman, Monday, June 13, 2011 2:11 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well I'm sure you have a lot of other friends

― iatee, Monday, June 13, 2011 2:12 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

damn

whooooo

I was telling my friend earlier that night about how I like to look for money on the floor of clubs (not strip clubs) because there's always some cash lying around.

My husband used to go to the parking lots of bars on Sunday mornings to search for the money that drunk people would drop the night before. He would get about 10-15 dollars or more each time.

does he wander the beach with a metal detector?

he does but only after drunk college student bonfires

zing

I'm with Markers on this. I can't name more than a half dozen Lou Reed songs I'd listen to all the way through with a gun to my head, and none by the Velvet Underground.

― that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:16 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

let's test this

― da croupier, Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:17 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not reaaaaally a zing

more like a threat

that's a hilarious zing

like, I probably got kicked out of literally a thousand tables before losing my provisional status

― frogbs, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:00 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hard to imagine you getting kicked out of an online community tbh

― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:01 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

Oh pish posh. He exploited the potential of cinema much more than either Chaplin or Keaton (both of whom, yes, exploited it exceedingly well and have many masterpieces under their belts). Tati may have surpassed Lewis on that level but he lacks Lewis' grotesque personality which is essential to his life-affirming effect. I'm reminded of something Richard Barrios's disdain for Al Jolson (a key Lewis progenitor) in The Singing Fool: "Charisma, when applied this relentlessly, becomes oppressive." But yo, Richard, that's precisely why we go to the movies (or listen to, I don't know, Morrissey): to witness a gargantuan, out of control ego as a way to measure the contours of our own steady paths. If I wanted an even-keeled experience, I'd knock on my neighbor's door and ask to borrow some sugar.

P.S. Pizza is stupid and boring.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

delete "something"

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You don't strike me as the type that needs more sugar.

― ephendophile (Eric H.), Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i was just gonna go throw "pizza is stupid and boring" on RONG

THANK YOU FOR THE INVITES!!! I FEEL SO ALIVE, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, AND I THINK I CAN ~FLY~!!!

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers are you incapable of posting in something other than crappy 2000s nu-metal lyrics

― estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:34 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if anyone's calling out someone else for bad posting, it should never be you fyi

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:36 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

legit zing

fire

markers, i can't deny you

and now that i know you, i could never turn my back away!

http://i.imgur.com/vNqNs.png

lol at your dn

:-)

ha, yeah that's finest

^coming from an expert

it's true!

\(^o^)/

it's funny how you could see that as an extension of the economic conflict that gave us the civil war, except with the parties reversed

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, July 29, 2011 3:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ie, the northeast vs. the south except now the south is Republican and the northeast is Dem

― Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, July 29, 2011 3:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, good point. How about a Constitutional amendment requiring politicians to wear the stickers of their corporate sponsors, like NASCAR drivers?

― o. nate, Friday, July 29, 2011 3:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Borderline lol, definitely not a zinger.

who is getting zinged there

NASCAR

http://bighealthreport.com/606/members-of-congress-should-wear-uniforms-life-nascar-drivers/
http://dailypaul.com/89966/members-of-congress-should-be-compelled-to-wear-uniforms-like-nascar-drivers-so-we-could-identify-their-corporate-sponsors
http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/members-of-congress-should-be-compelled-to-wear-uniforms-just-like-nascar-drivers-so-we-could/question-388215/
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3676562202_72d20ccb25_o.jpg

i got excited for a zing, but i don't see one??? :( :( :(

yeah thanks a lot feebs

jeff do you always pop a boner when this thread is revived or what

now he is going to be disappointed all over again.

bump

The stealth zing that turned out not to be a zing at all

^worst Sufjan Stevens song ever

sounds more like Propagandhi

http://www.kbps320.com/images_albums_big/39479.jpg

and then nothing turned out to be a zing

Pinky ring worth about 50 zing zing

Sorry, been listening to chopper city in the ghetto a lot lately

jeff do you always pop a boner when this thread is revived or what

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp3cbdsIL01qdezf9o1_500.gif