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myspace 2005 = geocities 1997? remember all the ugly pages, embedded music and animated gif images, miXeD caSe typing, "this is my homepage" type statements...

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

yeah... but it's post-geocities... like an ironic/not-so-ironic meltdown.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Music Snobbery Group

― Keith C (lync0), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

From: Amanda
Date: Oct 11, 2005 10:01 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: Did you have a baby?!?!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

"One clever MySpace user looking to expand his buddy list recently figured out how to force others to become his friend, and ended up creating the first self-propagating cross-site scripting (XSS) worm. In less than 24 hours, 'Samy' had amassed over 1 million friends on the popular online community. According to BetaNews, the worm's code utilized XMLHTTPRequest - a JavaScript object used in AJAX Web applications and was spreading at a rate of 1,000 users every few seconds before MySpace shut down its site. Thankfully, the script was written for fun and didn't try to take advantage of unpatched security holes in IE to create a massive MySpace botnet."

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

Morgan's Comment:

"My Fourteen Favorite Girls!!" (on myspace)

It's hard for me to only pick 14 gals to send this to, so consider yourself lucky... and LOVED!

If I don't get this back I understand. And will not be offended.

Once you read this letter,

you must send it to 14 females

The Females you favor the most!"

Please click the link below to approve or deny this comment.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 20 October 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://news.com.com/MySpace.com+creates+own+record+label/2100-1027_3-5930390.html?tag=nefd.top

myspace bands comp.

there you go.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

subject: ouch
body:
The guy I've been dating for almost two months broke up with me last night. He told me he loved me, but wanted to be with me AND his ex-girlfriend. This girl cheated on him, got pregnant by another guy, and beat the hell out of him when he broke up with her. I held him and cried with him when his mother died (and I never met her). I gave him a place to stay so he wouldn't have to pay money for a motel room when he was in town. I got him up and to work on time. I travelled to go see him. I put a lot of time, money, thought and energy into him. And he wants to cheat on me with his ex? He cheated on her with me, and didn't even tell me they were still technically together. I still love him and miss him, but I know I don't want him back. But I still feel like I won't stop crying, that I won't get over this, that I'll never love again, that this pain will never go away.

It's amazing that you can be on top of the world and so incredibly happy in one breath, and in the next breath, it's all gone.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

The most horrible feeling in the world is betrayal. I was really and truly in love with Daniel. I know he loved me back. But he decided to push me away for the rest of his life. I don't even know if he really cheated on me because I know how he is when he's way too fucked up. I haven't heard from him in almost a week now and neither have his co-workers. That just goes to show what kind of person he is. He drinks way too much; got back into massive amounts of drugs (even though he told me he'd stay clean for me); lost his job and doesn't even care; his dad just got out of the hospital and Daniel has rarely been home; and he's just an all-around selfish person. I realize this now and wish I could have seen it from the beginning. People say, "It's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all." I think that's bullshit. I wouldn't wish this pain on anybody. I just hope he wakes up one day and realizes who he gave up. Me. The girl who held him and cried with him when his mother died, even though I never met her. The girl who travelled to Georgia and North Carolina just to see him. The girl who gave him a place to stay in Columbia so he wouldn't have to spend money on a motel room. The girl who tried to get him to slow his drinking down before he killed himself with it. The girl who did everything in the world for him, bent over backwards, and never expected anything in return for it. But he lost that when he pushed me too far away from him, and he'll never get me back. I just hope he know that one day and can live with knowing he'll never, ever be as happy as he was with me.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 10 November 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-414.vo.llnwd.net/00295/41/45/295575414_l.gif

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh man. My sister is now on this and told me to join... SHOULD I?

http://mi5.mgcdn.us/xfrg/m.gif

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

The answer is no, but I think I'll do it anyway.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.

We are making some minor changes to this section please bare with us until we can get this back online.

Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. -Tom

― tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u.

____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx
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_____xxxxxxxxxheartxxxxxxxxxxxx
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_____________xxxxxallxx
______________xxxxxx
_______________thex
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_______friends__xx
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_you_______x
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― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 8 April 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd Like To Meet:
Someone who will not stab me 137 times just to get on the evening news. (You know who you are.)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

From: Dig it? It's DUG.
Date: Apr 11, 2006 8:52 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body:

R U 'KILLY'?

nigga

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Why do ppl keep putting background images on their pages that completely obscure the text? are ppl really that dim?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

MAYBE THE CSS FOR THE TEXT DOESN'T WORK IN YR BROWSER?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Nah I mean like black text on top of a high-contrast or b/w image, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

This thread is bad in that way

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Ha, I forgot about that, I did the "block images from..." thing ages ago, just so I could read it!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

I probably should look into hooking up bookmarklets to remove backgrounds.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I always just hit Control + A, and it block highlights all the words for me. Peasy.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

i always highlight text so i can read it!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm moving to Camino soon at work -- so awesome!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why it's so hard to stick yr chosen background image in the most basic photo editing app and fuck around w/the contrast/gamma/brightness page 'till it's pale enough that you can read text over it, though! I think I'll google up some '60's Bridget Riley op-art & use that as my myspace background image, if you can't beat em, bleh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Why the fuck am I moaning about this anyway?!?!?1/ I should be doing some work.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Dude, these are myspace users!!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://twopagans.com/spiritwind/shoppe/glitter.gif

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

"that's cool"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Body: respost this in 5 mins If you Truly Love GOD.
and a miracle will happen tonight at 12.
P.S. dont ignore.

u never know when God is testing YOU

repost with "t0p 8 prettiest

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

youve gotta trick people into god

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE THIS DUDE EXIST
http://www.myspace.com/jeremyjackson

ex baywatch dork

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/sexybabe420oh69/Picture199.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Do u like me? http://www.doulike.com/affid11/1059.html
Body: Hi:) I like your profile!!!
Have u heard about "Do you like"? It is very funny site.The thing is, they show you a pic of a boys and ask if u like them. You answer Yes or No. If you do they send them your pic and ask the same. If you both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me???
if yes you will be my future sympathy!

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

i can do that with my tongue!
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

YSI?

― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 05:29 (twenty years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34981735

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Hey folks – http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifshould I say mates?http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif – We just launched the UK version of MySpace. We’re featuring more UK music and some of the features should work better with local postal codes, etc.
As a result, my lawyers told ME what I have to tell YOU: now that MySpace is looking more UK-ish, you should know that we are still running our site from the US, all your data still resides in the US, and that MySpace’s data management practices are still governed by US laws.

Click HERE to show me you read this. –Thx Tomhttp://x.myspace.com/images/tom_face_left.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 09:05 (twenty years ago)

http://lads.myspace.com/

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS A *REAL* customer service email I just got:

Why did you take the web site from myspace.com and change it into your own?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=splash&MyToken=4f96fd48-3750-487c-92ec-33f93f811edb
I think its totally lame you guys stole this web site from them and I am going to contact them as well to let them know you stole it from them.

STUPID CUNTY, JUST BECUZ WE USE FUSEBOX DOESN'T MEAN WE STOLE IT

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

huh? link didn't work

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

From: Aaron
Subject: thoughts
Message: ya know when I saw that photo of you in glasses
chilling in your room I thought to myself I could see
myself hanging out with her. Thats what I really
thought.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6485000/ngbbs432cf4a1e1235.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ 14 year-olds with private profiles sending friend requests!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12078197

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

latebloomer, were you aware that south carolina's lt governor has a myspace profile? and why are they wasting time talking about that on the news and not the fact that this fucker is corrupt and can't drive a car, much less fly a plane?

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

wait, didn't he get in a plane crash?? i heard something or other about that but i haven't been watching news lately.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace.com/7888619

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

yes, he crashed his plane because he didn't take off properly and brushed some trees.

he's also the one that gets pulled over for going 100 and gets out of the tickets all the time.

awesome dude.
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Schenectady girl killed
Body: You've opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life.

If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs. post this within 15 mins.

post as(home town )girl killed

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

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