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The guy who attacked me in London walked away with a destroyed shirt and probably quite a fucked up face, while I woke up the next morning looking exactly as I had the previous morning. The only difference for me was a feeling of terror that followed me for almost the entire day.

Next question.

sounds like the appropriate response to me

so why you so down on modern techno so much

excuse me, 'recent electronic music' rather

techno just never seems to have washed the taste of its own ass out of its mouth after crawling all the way up in there in about 1999. I liked it when it was a movement of sound, not a trendsetting intellectual exercise. It grew and grew and then it obliterated itself into bellybutton shit. See "disco." Also, I'm not into beatless software masturbating. See "I can twist the knobs on my own AM radio receiver for free."

your addendum to your own question actually provides a more succinct zing answer than I ever possibly could

why you break heart all of time

clear answer though

i'm guessing you have access to the google analytics account? how many unique users do we average a day?

Tombot,

Are 'Friends' Electric?

Also, is the Tubeway Army superior to the U.S. Army?

sanskrit, I don't actually, but probably the number is a lot higher than your think.

Nicole, no to both, I'm afraid.

tombot, will the patriots win the superbowl?

dear tombot,

who is a better techno dj, you or dj surgeon?

deeznuts: Can't see how they won't.

vahid: Surgeon.

correct.

cool mang. not trying out any heave ho shit, just curious what the regulars/lurkers ratio is.

el tomboto: are these a total waste of money?

http://www-tech.mit.edu/V123/N58/gadget_58.58f.html

also see everbody who buys one helping TSI to eat the costs of their dismissed lawsuit against Consumer's Union because CR said the ionic breeze was a failure as an air cleaner and the judge said CR was basically telling the truth

tombot, do you get to take a secret underground maglev train to work?

no

I'm kinda looking for a new job again actually

are you at that level of top-secrecy that if you try to quit your job jason bourne will kill you

No, I've never done anything actually cool to be honest.

i am going to continue to pretend that you do

Dear Tombot,

Waht is first step: a) wait till Prozac fully kicks in, or b) overcome avoidant personality and make friends

CS

what the hell were you drinking tonight???

if you have to ask, then a)

dear TOMBOT,

do individual dogs tend to favor lifting a particular back leg when pissing, or can they go either way? (do dogs have handedness?)

Crutis: I have always been in favor of everybody trying their absolute best to get by without pharmocological remedies whenever possible. Generally because they wear off and have side effects and it becomes clear they're more of a band-aid than a real solution, no different from booze and weed and other popular medications for dealing with the shit planet we built for ourselves. Of course if nothing else seems to work, well, that's why they make the stuff, for you to take it.

gershy: Not enough!!!

mookiproof: I would assume they do, and probably feel weird if they try to use the other leg. If dogs were all ambi-legged I would be surprised.

tom, my dog would adjust to whatever leg was nearest the object of pissing.

ANECDOTES ARE NOT SCIENCE
UNLESS IS IT AN ANECDOTE ABOUT A MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE

all the dogs I've known favored their right leg and would adjust their position rather than lift the other leg.

Or when they get too fat to lift, it's time to squat.

for my little dog it was more whatever side he happened to happen upon because he'd piss on any/everything.

i miss that fucking dog something fucking fierce.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1075/1064279201_e42887ed39.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2043/1807213762_e268f64804.jpg?v=0

his mom is letting him get fat...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2219/1986258847_c8cc2b92c1.jpg?v=0

tom, is the war room aware of this?
http://www.noradsanta.org/

tombot

do you like pastor troy?

sanskrit: I signed the NDA, sorry bro.

and what: I don't know, dude! I'll have to look him up and see if he wants to hang.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYS4YxqmxEA

Rhymes with "Spiller" or pronounced along the lines of Milan?

I wanna move to mars w/some "purple kush", and two snow flake ho"s and drank. Real niggas get throwed on a daily partna

I know who the last prophet was according to the jewish faith, I know who invented the first buffalo wing sauce and when, I know about the poincare conjecture, I know a lot of things - but I cannot parse that sentence

I just know in my heart that it is awesome

purple kush = strong weed
snowflake = white
drank = drink
throwed = real fucked up
on a daily = every day
patna = partner

thanks for ruining it

move to mars, dorito breath

tombot

how did you go from being a dude i couldnt stand to #1 fav poster must read A++++

shit happens, I guess

I'm not really sure what happened to me tbh
I'm sort of more mellow but also sort of not

http://circadianshift.net/images/peter1.jpg

Tom,

Why do you hate Passantino so much? Dude does it all for the lolz.

I don't hate him, goof. I am applying the Golden Rule.

doh