zing

lamp backwards is "palm." As in:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TNUAaq0kUeY/TaxF477aCRI/AAAAAAAAAeg/EZfbLIZi5fY/s1600/pope_face_palm.jpg

on the one hand i wish no ill to markers, i like the dude v much

<3

there's little in life that's more tragic than flagging yr own pwnage to prove that you're cool with being pwned

top tip

ah but be the same token there's no sense feeling the double sting of the zing and the reposting of the thing

the zing's the ting by which we'll catch the sting

markers, you are a good guy. more long posts and fewer videos, please :)

*salutes you*

markers: you've earned the right to post how ever you like

but you've also gained the wisdom to change -_-

xp thanks homie

the Miss You video is just a byproduct of the current ban-happy-culture on ILX

you made your bed, ILX, now you have to scroll through it

(finest, tbh)

* hugz *

i hate to remind you guys but this is the zing thread. i come for the zings. if you are gonna insult each other could you at least make it a little zingier. estela can help you out if you need pointers.

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:47 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

something something old guy who likes vinyl complains at cloud something something.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 1:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me & scott are bros in metal but I lol'd hard @ this quality zing

bros in metal

:)

most of at least change our wording, he's just posting the same video

― mh, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:36 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I really wish more posters did this.

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/thunderpants2.jpg

The day Frogman started "talking" was just as bad for me as when Snuffaluffagus became visible to the rest of Sesame Street.

I can't argue with you there.

rip, invisible snuffy

kind of a non-question xp - it's "better" to acknowledge how privilege informs your positions and avoid engaging in dialogues/narrative stances that use one's own privilege to marginalize/disenfranchise others, i.e., straight males telling lesbians that they've got some hard dick for them. For Edward, Tyler evidently has some offsetting disenfranchisement that makes this sort of homophobic assholism harmless, acceptable trolling. for me, less so.

― ...wouldn't need the talcum powder (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 16, 2011 9:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of harmless, acceptable trolling

― da croupier, Monday, May 16, 2011 9:12 AM Bookmark

love lars no matter what. he IS charming, no more so than when he's trolling. (plan to continue avoiding antichrist tho.)

― contenderizer, Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:51 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you're an idiot

― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

speaking of charmers

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 12:56 PM (7 minutes ago)

Music is a soundtrack to a time and place - reflecting and influencing in equal measure - from Morissey's humdrum towns to George Harrison and Ray Davies' Taxmen to Bob Marley's Exodus to Shut Up And Dance's Ravin I'm Ravin - all these represent social and political change in some way, and all are iconic of their place and time.

― broodje kroket (dog latin), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:59 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You are kinda like that guy who keeps predicting the world's about to end and when it doesn't, just says he got his calculations slightly wrong this time

― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:04 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/11/21/enhanced-buzz-18187-1307841991-8.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/11/21/enhanced-buzz-18201-1307841830-5.jpg

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/11/21/enhanced-buzz-18192-1307841799-4.jpg

Lmao sonned

suluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

sulu'd in twitter beef

goddamn dude came hard yeshomo

that was awesome

I was reading through this thread and I saw my mean zing to abbott (sorry).

Then I thought about something that happened a couple weeks ago when I was at a place with a bunch of college age people dancing. I was telling my friend earlier that night about how I like to look for money on the floor of clubs (not strip clubs) because there's always some cash lying around. Then like five minutes later I picked up a dollar by some dancing people and a girl turned to me and said "that's my dollar". I figured she was acting smart with me, in front of the dude she was with, showing that she can get me to give her the dollar. So I said to her "it's a dollar. you can have it" and gave her the buck. And she started saying something like "my friend lent me that dollar for...." and I said "uh-huh" and walked away in the middle of her sentence.

I sure showed her

http://www.motleycollegefootball.com/Images/SuperCoolStoryBro.png

we traced it and...the zings are coming from inside the thread!!

lol

Brad, I don't get invited to the anarcho-misogynist bbqs, and I coined the term. It's a real bitch, but the bonapartists have made such an effort towards inclusivity that I don't miss those assholes one bit.

― Mr. Jay Batman, Monday, June 13, 2011 2:11 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well I'm sure you have a lot of other friends

― iatee, Monday, June 13, 2011 2:12 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

damn

whooooo

I was telling my friend earlier that night about how I like to look for money on the floor of clubs (not strip clubs) because there's always some cash lying around.

My husband used to go to the parking lots of bars on Sunday mornings to search for the money that drunk people would drop the night before. He would get about 10-15 dollars or more each time.

does he wander the beach with a metal detector?

he does but only after drunk college student bonfires

zing

I'm with Markers on this. I can't name more than a half dozen Lou Reed songs I'd listen to all the way through with a gun to my head, and none by the Velvet Underground.

― that's not funny. (unperson), Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:16 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

let's test this

― da croupier, Thursday, June 16, 2011 1:17 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not reaaaaally a zing

more like a threat

that's a hilarious zing

like, I probably got kicked out of literally a thousand tables before losing my provisional status

― frogbs, Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:00 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hard to imagine you getting kicked out of an online community tbh

― lemon kerrang! (jjjusten), Tuesday, June 21, 2011 12:01 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

Oh pish posh. He exploited the potential of cinema much more than either Chaplin or Keaton (both of whom, yes, exploited it exceedingly well and have many masterpieces under their belts). Tati may have surpassed Lewis on that level but he lacks Lewis' grotesque personality which is essential to his life-affirming effect. I'm reminded of something Richard Barrios's disdain for Al Jolson (a key Lewis progenitor) in The Singing Fool: "Charisma, when applied this relentlessly, becomes oppressive." But yo, Richard, that's precisely why we go to the movies (or listen to, I don't know, Morrissey): to witness a gargantuan, out of control ego as a way to measure the contours of our own steady paths. If I wanted an even-keeled experience, I'd knock on my neighbor's door and ask to borrow some sugar.

P.S. Pizza is stupid and boring.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

delete "something"

― Kevin John Bozelka, Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You don't strike me as the type that needs more sugar.

― ephendophile (Eric H.), Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i was just gonna go throw "pizza is stupid and boring" on RONG

THANK YOU FOR THE INVITES!!! I FEEL SO ALIVE, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, AND I THINK I CAN ~FLY~!!!

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Saturday, 2 July 2011 23:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

markers are you incapable of posting in something other than crappy 2000s nu-metal lyrics

― estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:34 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if anyone's calling out someone else for bad posting, it should never be you fyi

― dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 01:36 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

legit zing