Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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show some respect for the lady

gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
revive!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

gabbneb (if the ho is the democratic party)

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:55 (twenty years ago)

who is the biggest captain-save-ilx-ho?

stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

ilx is beyond saving at this point!

revolting upstairs (haitch), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

xpost - mr. noodles

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
Found a real job yet Jon?

-- Rufus 3000 (infinitecow...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 12:21 PM. (Mr Noodles) (later) (link)

Actually he has! I'm sure he thanks you for asking.

-- Dan (Four Days For That?) Perry ([email protected]) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 1:46 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

it took him THREE DAYS to come up with that faux-zing!

rez one-bagger (haitch), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm a millionaire.... in Canadian money.

A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY

Dan (Trumpet Fanfare) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 February 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Zoobucks.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 February 2006 02:58 (twenty years ago)

dan perry: the biggest captain save-a-jo(n) on ILX

rez one-bagger (haitch), Sunday, 5 February 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

ROTUND FOR EXCESS HELLO DAN.

John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 5 February 2006 07:09 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
Personal Message of the Moment:

Well, okay, imma let you know what I`ve learned on a personal basis. You feel me? You following???

Aight, here it is...:

1)Don`t try to play "Captain Save a Nigga/Hoe", then end up becoming intimate with him/her. Choose either or, but not both. You just may get caught up in their "situation", then bringing yours down with it...DON`T LOOSE SIGHT!

2)When meeting another person off BLACKPLANET.com, try not to change your looks too much. When you have a picture on here, that is what the person you are meeting is expecting. Don`t get mad at him/her if they don`t like you when you two meet; you represented yourself WRONG! Then again...you ARE suppose to accept someone for their mind/personality, so looks shouldn`t matter...to a certain extent.

3)Do you understand the concept of "you reap what you soe"? Though most people know it`s in the Bible, it`s just a fact of life. It also just goes along with good morals and values. Now "it" may not be reaped now..tomorrow...or soon, and it may not happen to you; it can happen to a close friend, or anyone else in your circle, in which it eventually effects you. Fear the Lord!

DON'T LOOSE SIGHT! (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Fear the Lord! Fear of a BLACKPLANET.com!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

http://blacktown.net/miss_Piggy_small_mirror.gif

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

hstencil undisputed champion

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/3122_KILMARNOCK.JPG

looks like i'll have to post this here

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

xpost you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs. like i said, i don't deny the latter.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 30th, 2005 6:52 PM. (hstencil) (userip)

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Valery: you don't actually look like gollum you know
Jonathan: just pale
Valery:whatever
Valery: I'm pale

JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

roffle

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

PRINCESS SAVE A JON

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

TWOO WUV

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

ugh.

strongo hulkington wishes he had as many $100-dollar bills as i do (dubplatestyl, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

awww, the lies we tell our loved ones.

killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:18 (twenty years ago)

Not to mention the things we put up with for our friends.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

thats cute

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.witchvox.com/cats/cats_images/cat_2kittens.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

so cute.... i want a kitten.

val (notvalery), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

speaking of saving cyber hos, what happened to sugarpants?!?!??!?

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

good q, hstencil!!!

JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

ethan to entire history of rhetoric: "you're either with us or against us"

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...)

thomas in twee bill o'reilly shockah

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

did yall see that crazy oreilly thing about how schools arent gonna teach math now unless its GAY MATH

-- and what (an...)

yeah, and I thought: is he really serious? it's hard for me to believe he's serious, I know this is just me being naive but how can people who're able to form a sentence believe that shit

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...)

now you know how me and trife react to yr posts sometimes!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

shakey had another 'dumber than a bag of hammers' moment today btw. i'm genuinely beginning to wonder if his dad didn't rape him with a bag of hammers or something when he was a kid.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

he did that on prpose, james

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

noone asks to be raped chaki

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

aw, just my luck looks cute.

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

"lindsay lohan's movies are cuter than an abusive dad!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

whatever, you 12-yo pedophiles.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

roffz

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

that's better

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:31 (twenty years ago)

MC Hammer is great video for an ani difranco soundtrack. he should become her hype-man/Bez.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

my sister saw hammer live in charlotte at some free festival thing last week. she showed me the footage she and her friend filmed on her digital camera. his pants ripped on stage and he had to cover the tear with a towel wrapped around the area like a loin cloth.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

did he do pumps and a bump?

btw someone ban gabbneb.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Pumps and a Bump was Deion Sanders

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

oh no it wasn't you cap'n save-a-tim-mccarver-hater

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

yr totally right. What was Deion's contribution to the great genre of...whatever they were doing in the early/mid 90s though??? Now I can't remember.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea what you are referring to with the McCarver thing, but I don't think yr insulting me with such a statement.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

what was deion's contribution to ANYTHING aside from dousing mccarver?

xpost oh man ally lemme see if youtube has it.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)


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