list junk food dressed up for yuppies who are too smart for junk food

you are insane

i mean boring

you've never had a good tomato

"actual organic fruit juice" = first ingredient is apple juice = we used apple juice as our sugar water substitute, since it's mostly sugar water

or maybe you've never had good salt

Y, if and only if "good" = all.

I drank a Bossa Nova Acai-Blueberry juice today. It was REALLY tasty, and its primary ingredients are actual acai juice and actual blueberry.

The bottle had a chart on the back about how much higher acai is in antioxidants than other fruits - great. But according to the nutrition info, it does not appear that most of those antioxidants actually survive the juicing process.

Very clever, Bossa Nova.

on what end of the spectrum does this fall

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/products/kashi.jpg

http://goalsuccess.typepad.com/goaltips/snappea.gif

i ate a whole bag of these at my mom's & she was like WHERES MY SNACK PEAS

they are actually very good

acai isn't served as a juice in brazil, it's served as a pulp of the frozen berries.

kashi frozen dinners

are those peas just peas in a pod? baked? is there oil & salt?
weird. i would just eat, y'know, snap peas. but i guess they are not crunchy like chips.

kashi looks like it might have a lot of processed ingredients - "soy protein grahams"?

just a sec, I ate one for dinner and am bored, will type ingredients list

Ingredients: Cooked Kashi(R) pilaf (list of grains), Cooked chicken (including "chicken flavor"), Rice starch, evaporated cane juice, water, green beans, vinegar, and a whole bunch of shit that seems harmless! Fuck, maybe it's not bad for me outside of the 12% of RDA cholesterol and 16% sodium. Or as I call them, "flavor" and "preservatives."

i think the kashi go lean cereal is aok - fiber is good.
the snap pea crisps are ridic and you might as well eat chips. they are greasy and fried (or maybe baked w/ a lot of oil but i don't think that texture comes from baking...) and i would rather just eat raw green beans.

oh i looked it up, man they are baked. i don't know what kinda baking that is, though... ugh.

"SnapeaCrisps originate from high quality sun-dried peas. Using new and unique technology, we created the world's first easily graspable, snow pea-shaped crisp!

We have come up with a product that is pleasing to the eye as well. In fact, although SnapeaCrisps are themselves peas, the product is innovative because it retains all the unique characteristics of the peas and, at the same time, removes the pet peeves traditionally associated with them."

scary.

"easily graspable"?

i don't want innovated pea-shaped things created using 'unique technology'... i just like peas!

those shits are addictive

they leave weird film in mouth :(

i ate a whole bag of these at my mom's & she was like WHERES MY SNACK PEAS

hah must be a mom thing bc the only time i have ever had them was also at mom's.

my parents have 8 different kinds of kashi cereal. why does "fiber" in cereal always have to mean weird little twigs. it doesn't really seem necessary.

my favorite cereal is this kind, which is more health food dressed up for evangelical christian nutjobs (and hippies) it's like the dr brommers of cereal
http://kitchen.apartmenttherapy.com/images/uploads/2006_01_11-ezekiel.jpg

ooh i have not had that cereal but i love their breads. they make the best toast.

i like grape nuts. i've done a total 180 from when i liked supersweet kids cereal and now enjoy the taste of gravel

http://www.udel.edu/chem/white/C643/CaseProb/Product19.JPG

4 life

last night I got home and Peter Jennings had eaten a partial tube of topical steroid cream (someone in the house has eczema).

are you calling peter jennings a yuppy and saying that eczema cream is junk food dressed up for him?

YES

ok, just checking.

ha, I used to eat Product 19 junk food. now i eat shredded wheat :(

is peter ok after his junk food binge?

DO NOT GO NEAR DISSING MY BELOVED KASHI!!

yeah, i had to call aspca poison control at 2am last night. he says it just reminds him of the time he had chlamydia. he has to pee a lot.

oh no peter jennings :(

Did we curse him with the poor showing

is it okay to profess my love for peter jennings?

yeah, he is always like "lrater" to me lately without even a high five, because i have not been spending enough time at home. which is why i think he went for the petroleum based steroid in the metal squeeze tube. he all bunnicula'd that up last night.

Is Peter Jennings going to get an Iphone?

no, because i already get enough texts when I am not home
"herro. me rramo pedro rennings. que rasa. ROR. OMGWTR!!!"

oh peter :(

Does Peter Jennings have a blog?

he used to have a brog, but it's now defunct. it just didn't make sense and I took it away because he would use my laptop and get crumbs all over it and screw up my bookmarks.

i do not know about carey's peter jennings and am kinda confused
does he like kashi though?

i want to eat shreddies for dinner
but it is so hot out and i don't want to go to the store and i don't want to spend money on shreddies

shredies? wtf is that

it is a cereal
maybe it is canadian only

oh i just thought it was a nickname for shredded wheat! haha

out of context hilarity:

those shits are addictive

-- sanskrit, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM (Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM) Bookmark Link

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they leave weird film in mouth :(

-- tehresa, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM (Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:40 AM) Bookmark Link

it makes families happy. it looks all healty b/c it is brown and fibre-looking but really it pretty sweet and the milk gets sweet which i am a fan of. i haven't eaten real cereal in a v long time (exception: granola)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl0qb73EPyk

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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/485331902_02ce9898cc_m.jpg

peter

awww that is cuetest pic of peter EVAR!