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DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
In reality threesomes are often less appealing than the original fantasy. Maybe stick to a twosome but add an imaginary friend/lover
13 hours ago

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

i like that sweatshirt

goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
From above your penis might look small - from where i'm standing, you look fine! Have penis confidence!
17 hours ago

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

starting to read his name as Dr Penis Shaft

Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

lovin the part of jaxon's ghost video where the ppl crash through the walls

markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

@DrPeterThraft
Board games can be great fun. Turn off the tv and play a board game together. It's a lovely feeling
16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

dude is going soft on us no pun intended

gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

but the best kind of fake. fuck @shitmydadsays and @shhdonttellsteve give this guy a tv show

gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

i would likely have hurt one of those women and fucked one of the chairs

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:19 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

low but lol

Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

chair was asking for it imo

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac209/tshawnfrancis/smh.gif

gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

way more than three frames, somebody's outsourcing

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

but the best kind of fake. fuck @shitmydadsays and @shhdonttellsteve give this guy a tv show
― gr8080, Friday, May 6, 2011 3:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/stoopzpoomz

^ this guy needs a tv show pronto

jaxon, Friday, 6 May 2011 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

heard a rumor abt that..?

gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 06:12 (fifteen years ago)

HOW COME NOBODY WAS JUST LIKE SHUT UP BOB MARLEY?!?!
24 Jul via Twitter for iPhone

Fetchboy, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

This website has a lot of good content

― secretariat on demand (Z S), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 9:22 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

roxymuzak, Friday, 6 May 2011 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/J15gz.jpg

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

scum

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

the cat leash is pretty reprehensible too

eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

There are many exercise books on the market to help ladies with larger vaginas.

smh (cozen), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9CD6xjIz0

eid orb (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

loooool

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

^ yes

lovin the part of jaxon's ghost video where the ppl crash through the walls

― markers,

^ yes

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuT23Yua7wE

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

And culturally, too, the Chinese still make all the running. On the University of Beijing’s East Anglia campus (formerly Cambridge University), Chinese Studies remains by far the most popular subject.

True, you have to fork out £65,000 in fees for a two-year degree course. But surveys show that without at least some knowledge of Mandarin a graduate has little hope of landing a decent job.

By and large, schools in Britain remain deeply segregated by class. The result is a political elite more remote than ever: after last year’s general election, a staggering 61 per cent of Labour MPs went to public schools, while there are no fewer than nine Etonians in the Liberal Conservatives’ Shadow Cabinet.

Perhaps, as King William marked his wedding anniversary last night with a glass of Scottish sparkling wine, he reflected that Britain once looked very different.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382621/What-kind-Britain-Prince-William-Catherine-Middleton-rule.html#ixzz1LrDJgmwP

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 May 2011 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wSla7.gif

am0n, Monday, 9 May 2011 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

butt scooting dog is all-time

One of an ex's cats would do that right after the carpet got cleaned. The first time seemed like a coincidence, but the second time was pretty obvious. I have never been so pissed off while laughing

mh, Monday, 9 May 2011 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

part of the show, i think, but funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PBj5ZDY68&feature=player_embedded

chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO_DVUCdD3A

rent, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

man that dude's whole channel is a litany of hateful shit

Special Fleshlights for their Patriotism (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

RAMMSTEIN

Challops Never End (Pillbox), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ywaR-Lq_ayk

zingstreet (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

an accident is wetting your bed = the tagline america has been waiting for

Special Fleshlights for their Patriotism (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2667/tumblrldeli0aycq1qa94oi.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

aw

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Mom can't remember how to roll a joint

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

Lol!

Fetchboy, Thursday, 12 May 2011 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

looool at Michael

Z S, Thursday, 12 May 2011 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vm31xBjfMNY

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

looool

gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

that's erica right about now

jaxon, Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

caek, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit @ cigkitty

pitch defect (electricsound), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

that's erica right about now

― jaxon, Thursday, May 12, 2011 5:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL

First of all that cat is hysterical. It's not me though - it's been way easier than I thought. The only time I've missed it is when I was hanging out with a smoking friend but other than that - I got this one. ;)

Rolling paper mom note p funny.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Un3ueBRVMA&

Trip Maker, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/74bfY.gif

am0n, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

OH DAMN

Trip Maker, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Related: Not really a lolz but more like an OH DAMN.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=075_1305230780

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

Woah! btw I read that as Eva Longoria and was waiting for the lady from desp hws to come out.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:36 (fifteen years ago)


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