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GOD NO

Use this thread to judge other people for their fetishes

Enjoy the penis exterior sounds like a japanese noise band ep

DrPeterThraft Treat the vagina like a magnificent vase.
about 2 hours ago

... so, stuff it full of roses?

I don't think my wife will appreciate that

Make sure you wash it out between uses?

don't leave anything in there longer than 3 days if you want to keep the house smelling fresh

I don't think "use it as an umbrella stand" is a viable alternative, either

like a magnificent bucket

Bucket? *makes L david big vadge hand motion*

:(

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he changed his icon. :'(

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Men, here's a good trick. Scare your partner in the dark and then make passionate love to her. The fear will cause her to orgasm.
14 hours ago

o_O

can there be a podcast that is just Tracy Morgan reading this twitter plz

omg

DrPeterThraft changed his picture!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

Beaver voiceover not funny but cool vid anyway. I was nervous for him for the first couple minutes there. Beavers are pretty weird, huh?

haha that video must be directly in the middle of the overlapping portion of a venn diagram of mine and forks' senses of humor

i love the beaver voiceover!
"welcome to - hey - welcome to canada. hey. welcome to cana- to canada."

Yeah the beaver voice is good. I think the guy's voice just annoyed me at first. I like when he says cheese at the end.

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Trivia How many cows can a Bull get pregnant from one ejaculation? 300

beavers are pretty weird

i love the beaver voiceover!
"welcome to - hey - welcome to canada. hey. welcome to cana- to canada."

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 5:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^this is so otm

we actually had beavers near my house and i remember going to look at their lodge, and all the gnawed at trees, and being sorta spooked by the idea of this lil gang. definitely felt like i was not on my turf, i was in beaver country

I want to know more about these feargasms

step one, turn off the lights

sounds pretty rapey

true story: i "ran away from home" when i was about 10 or 11. i wrote a note to my parents that i'd left them to go live in the woods by myself. i spent the day building my new home out of sticks and branches and pine needles and leaves i found in the forest. i was about halfway done with something sort of resembling a shelter when i came across a lone beaver building his den in a small creek (real name "Beaver Creek"). i don't know why, but watching that little guy doing what he was made to do after watching myself try and do it so poorly all day after leaving my perfectly good house/family made me start getting all emotional and i started crying. i totally changed my mind and walked back home where my parents hadn't seen my note and just assumed i was spending the day in the woods like normal. they never even knew i ran away.

<3

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/01/06/calvin_and_hobbes.jpg

It just seems like the amount of time it takes to have an orgasm would dilute the fear of being suddenly awoken.

unbraggin

i would die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oGTkzyoOpNs

er

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGTkzyoOpNs

holy fuck

i would likely have hurt one of those women

unintentionally mind you

still lolling @ dr peter thraft

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
In reality threesomes are often less appealing than the original fantasy. Maybe stick to a twosome but add an imaginary friend/lover
13 hours ago

i like that sweatshirt

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
From above your penis might look small - from where i'm standing, you look fine! Have penis confidence!
17 hours ago

starting to read his name as Dr Penis Shaft

lovin the part of jaxon's ghost video where the ppl crash through the walls

@DrPeterThraft
Board games can be great fun. Turn off the tv and play a board game together. It's a lovely feeling
16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

dude is going soft on us no pun intended

this guy is fake imo

http://www.google.com/search?q=peter+thraft&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#sclient=psy&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&biw=1208&bih=529&source=hp&q=%22peter+thraft%22+sex+and+relationship+therapist&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=44b3839bd44fe786

but the best kind of fake. fuck @shitmydadsays and @shhdonttellsteve give this guy a tv show

i would likely have hurt one of those women and fucked one of the chairs

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:19 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

low but lol