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^^^^ this is amazing

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/DrPeterThraft
via Merdeyeux

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

if its a pisstake then the tone is flawless

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

dude is just going OFF

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/O7GYQ.png

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol, i posted that same line in the twitter thread virtually simultaneously with you

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

the spider one is amazing, you gotta wait for it

― dayo, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

Reading Peter Thraft in Larry King's voice.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

Wait that has to be a joke.

RIGHT?!

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

Like, it's a messy business and I get that stuff gets places etc. which is to be expected and fine but the day someone tries to purposefully knead cum into my anything apres sex as part of some weird bonding thing? Yeah, right.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

so you're saying you're NOT into this

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

OK there is no way this is real. It's pretty funny but def fake. I think.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaaahahahahah this is great

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Has your relationship just ended? Take a break. Then move on.
11 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

lol I know

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Men, whisper your fantasies into your partner's ear. Then begin fingering her. Slowly does it.
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

"Slowly does it" is killing me for some reason.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

just realize he probably meant "knead" and not "kneed"

although if he's rubbing semen in with his knees, that is a whole new level of lol

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Sex when you're disabled. Find out what suits you
9 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

he's like the jackie harvey of sex therapists

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
When you hold the penile shaft - be gentle. Take care of it. Remember, you only get one
16 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

If you have a sexual rash you have a yeast infection deep inside

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― sleep, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

Never insert anything down the eye of the penis. Enjoy the penis exterior.

about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

what the shit

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

into sounding are you

― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

GOD NO

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Use this thread to judge other people for their fetishes

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Enjoy the penis exterior sounds like a japanese noise band ep

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Treat the vagina like a magnificent vase.
about 2 hours ago

― cozeny mubarak (cozen), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

... so, stuff it full of roses?

I don't think my wife will appreciate that

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Make sure you wash it out between uses?

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

don't leave anything in there longer than 3 days if you want to keep the house smelling fresh

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think "use it as an umbrella stand" is a viable alternative, either

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

like a magnificent bucket

― cozeny mubarak (cozen), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

Bucket? *makes L david big vadge hand motion*

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

\ / huuuuuge

― sleep, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

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― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

he changed his icon. :'(

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Men, here's a good trick. Scare your partner in the dark and then make passionate love to her. The fear will cause her to orgasm.
14 hours ago

o_O

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

can there be a podcast that is just Tracy Morgan reading this twitter plz

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft changed his picture!!

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

Beaver voiceover not funny but cool vid anyway. I was nervous for him for the first couple minutes there. Beavers are pretty weird, huh?

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

haha that video must be directly in the middle of the overlapping portion of a venn diagram of mine and forks' senses of humor

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

i love the beaver voiceover!
"welcome to - hey - welcome to canada. hey. welcome to cana- to canada."

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah the beaver voice is good. I think the guy's voice just annoyed me at first. I like when he says cheese at the end.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Trivia How many cows can a Bull get pregnant from one ejaculation? 300

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

beavers are pretty weird

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

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