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FYI METH IS EVERYWHERE

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

in batesville it is everywhere within a somewhere

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

my brother-in-law lives in batesville, he works at a poultry processing plant, hates meth and obama, loves fishing and the insane clown posse

― del griffith, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

no one here is indifferent toward meth. you love it cuz you're on it, you hate it cuz you're on it, you hate it cuz you were on it, you hate i cuz ppl you love are on it.

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://vimeo.com/13681269

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://michelleleslie.com/

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

Funny Stuff

― markers, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

haha SOMEONE is talking to slocki

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

haha hi slocki

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

Hi Michelle, I watched you're show today, and you really are so gorgeous today. Even thou that you are not wearing a black colour top, anyway as long you are wearing black dress pants and a combination of black colour trims to your short sleeves blouse or shirt,still reflect your beauty in it. Anyway I just want to say that I always love you....Ok bye..love you again..

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

Henry/Hank really likes her, huh?

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://michelleleslie.com/images/FunnyStuff.jpg

This is a page for funny stuff and for some strange reason, I have neglected it, maybe cause I try to keep it at least a bit clean!."

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― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

the best is you click on Message Board and the first sentence of body text is

"Unfortunately, I don't have a message board up at this site."

― markers, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

she kind of reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eizw1SbtAQ

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^ this is amazing

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/DrPeterThraft
via Merdeyeux

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

if its a pisstake then the tone is flawless

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

dude is just going OFF

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/O7GYQ.png

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol, i posted that same line in the twitter thread virtually simultaneously with you

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

the spider one is amazing, you gotta wait for it

― dayo, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

Reading Peter Thraft in Larry King's voice.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

Wait that has to be a joke.

RIGHT?!

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

Like, it's a messy business and I get that stuff gets places etc. which is to be expected and fine but the day someone tries to purposefully knead cum into my anything apres sex as part of some weird bonding thing? Yeah, right.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

so you're saying you're NOT into this

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

OK there is no way this is real. It's pretty funny but def fake. I think.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaaahahahahah this is great

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Has your relationship just ended? Take a break. Then move on.
11 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

lol I know

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Men, whisper your fantasies into your partner's ear. Then begin fingering her. Slowly does it.
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

"Slowly does it" is killing me for some reason.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

just realize he probably meant "knead" and not "kneed"

although if he's rubbing semen in with his knees, that is a whole new level of lol

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Sex when you're disabled. Find out what suits you
9 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

he's like the jackie harvey of sex therapists

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
When you hold the penile shaft - be gentle. Take care of it. Remember, you only get one
16 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

If you have a sexual rash you have a yeast infection deep inside

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― sleep, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

Never insert anything down the eye of the penis. Enjoy the penis exterior.

about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

what the shit

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

into sounding are you

― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

GOD NO

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Use this thread to judge other people for their fetishes

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

Enjoy the penis exterior sounds like a japanese noise band ep

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Treat the vagina like a magnificent vase.
about 2 hours ago

― cozeny mubarak (cozen), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

... so, stuff it full of roses?

I don't think my wife will appreciate that

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Make sure you wash it out between uses?

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

don't leave anything in there longer than 3 days if you want to keep the house smelling fresh

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think "use it as an umbrella stand" is a viable alternative, either

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

like a magnificent bucket

― cozeny mubarak (cozen), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

Bucket? *makes L david big vadge hand motion*

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

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