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Reminiscent of Old Fart!!! that one.

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

I think he didn't realise they were plastic. Also, during a holiday abroad with some friends early on in their marriage my parents went to a place called "Banana Beach". Naturally, he was the only one of the four to interpret the name literally, take all his kit off and wander about without a care in the world.

― country matters, Friday, December 12, 2008 6:56 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I guess he was the only one to interpret it figuratively, then.

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 12, 2008 7:01 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:-/

― country matters, Friday, December 12, 2008 7:05 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dan I., Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

roxy on fire atm

country matters, Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

it is like she has thrown out the sandbags and soared into the posting heavens

country matters, Saturday, 13 December 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

put that on your waffles and eat it

― alpha ville (jergins), Sunday, December 14, 2008 12:40 AM (2 minutes ago)

k3vin k., Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

<3

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 December 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)

"No, you're right, I'm just hypothesising why having the discussion (when you know the outcome is gonna be boring) would seem like a slightly dispiriting prospect to some people at the moment. Or, to be blunt: let's not start this discussion while pipecock is trolling every dance thread.

― Tim F"

can't handle differing opinions very well, can you?

― pipecock, Monday, December 15, 2008 1:29 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only when they're yours.

― Tim F, Monday, December 15, 2008 1:56 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

aaron d.g., Monday, 15 December 2008 08:04 (seventeen years ago)

my dad went bush -> bush -> obama :-)

― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:43 (11 hours ago) Permalink

and you went bush > bush > dudes

― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:47 (11 hours ago)

beggin-ass keith (The Reverend), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

Couldn't all 77 threads started before it goes public be made ungooglable though? I thought this was possible? Then your secrets would remain secret.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, December 17, 2008 2:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hey tuomas couldnt you stfu? i thought this was possible? then your thoughts would remain secret.

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Wednesday, December 17, 2008 2:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaa

morbza the greek (and what), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

nobody's SB'ing you for these reasons, so i guess you can relax, right?

― Kerm, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:18 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, I wonder what the reasons are then, because as far as I know I haven't done anything that would go against the guidelines as summarized by Pash in that thread.

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:22 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I mean, if the reason is that I criticized secret boards, I didn't know that subject was forbidden.

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's just that you're a really annoying troll.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:24 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

By what definition?

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:26 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well played, sir.

― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 19 December, 2008 1:28 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

hahahaha

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

"Paranoid" is a New Order track in disguise.

― ilxor, Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Finally! A rap album Bimble can like.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, December 19, 2008 1:21 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah we were all on the edges of our seats waiting

― please don't stop the usic (J0rdan S.), Friday, December 19, 2008 1:27 AM Bookmark

USICMAKEULOSECONTROL (The Reverend), Friday, 19 December 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

ah idk if i even deserve that one. i mean kevin john bozelka revives a "rap" thread with a post about bimble. how was the outcome not going to end up in this thread?

please don't stop the usic (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 December 2008 09:40 (seventeen years ago)

I got a facial today too. I'm worth it!!!

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 19, 2008 6:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A facial what?

― Tuomas, Friday, December 19, 2008 6:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this isn't even fun anymore

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Friday, December 19, 2008 6:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

that reads like a Peanuts strip

Mo Money Mo Konjic (Roberto Spiralli), Friday, 19 December 2008 12:06 (seventeen years ago)

y'all people are some fucking drama bullshit motherfuckers who need something to do

― El Tomboto, Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tombot speaking out on ppl getting too upset on the internet!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:34 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol

usic concrète (The Reverend), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

haw

rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

I have a question what does "ws" mean.

― "I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:00 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
would smash

― choom gangsta (deej), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:00 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
what samizdat

― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:00 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i couldnt come up with a funny answer

― choom gangsta (deej), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:01 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
neither could gabbneb

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:03 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

"made smashable" (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

Cape of Good Hope establishes itself as the new home of Cricket discussion on ILX.

― A bright pair of newcomers called BROS (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 7:46 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no wonder only one person posts there!

― sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 7:53 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Pope Bend + Dick XVI (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)

huh.

Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:23 (seventeen years ago)

I love COGH, but I love lazy zings more

sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:28 (seventeen years ago)

it was a good zing, but the gallant in me has a mandate to at least register mild indignation on behalf of our Great Game

Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

(register intentional)

Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

r/i

Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)

it was a good zing, but the gallant in me has a mandate to at least register mild indignation on behalf of our Great Game

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(register intentional)

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

r/i

― Frank Sanchez Brogan (country matters), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ stop it

outed stylus rap dude (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

And the song still wound up the most boring, overrated pile of hopeless pseudo-art commercial wankshite of 2007!! Truly a special talent, that man.

― claudestock carpentinieri (country matters), Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:21 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He also somehow found the talent to trick thousands of seemingly smart and normal people into liking his pseudo-art. But not you. You knew better.

― iatee, Tuesday, December 30, 2008 2:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cutty, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

what thread?

caek, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver

cutty, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, holy fuck, Matt Smith [the new Dr Who] was the head prefect in my year at school and I was in the same class as him for psychology and English lit.

― Lady Angstin' (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

For those of you who are on some "ugh indie" tip, he was a 2-step DJ when we were 16/17.

― Lady Angstin' (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He was captain of the school football team as well.

― Lady Angstin' (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh good, another good thread is going to be infected by creepiness and resentment.

― Matt DC, Saturday, January 3, 2009 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Jordan Sarging (Brohan Hari), Sunday, 4 January 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

FYI, the Uffie track on this album is 50,000 Leagues Beneath Fucking Stupid too in case there was any doubt.

― the curious case of fuck button (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 8, 2009 12:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is 50,000 leagues also the depth at which you would drown her?

― some dude, Thursday, January 8, 2009 12:15 PM Bookmark

^likes brown, yellow, puerto rican, and haitian girls (The Reverend), Friday, 9 January 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

:D

choke on my mess of a schlaporito (k3vin k.), Friday, 9 January 2009 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

lol

s1ocki, Friday, 9 January 2009 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

Am I the only one who really likes Taste?

― ecuador_with_a_c, Friday, January 9, 2009 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

really lacks taste maybe

― roxymuzak, Friday, January 9, 2009 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

carne asada, Saturday, 10 January 2009 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

I listened to the Gang Gang Dance album in the supermarket

???

― ilxor, Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:54 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe on an ipod u retard?

― gr8080, Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:06 PM (1 hour ago)

Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

It is a perfect pop song. But perfect pop songs are not the most important things in the world to some listeners. You've never gotten that, which is why you're a cartoon character.

― WmC, Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:22 AM (6 hours ago)

xhuxk e deej (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

a strong zing to occasional ilx poster marvin the martian there

and what, Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

marvin the dj martian

:ᴥ: (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 January 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

marvin the dj martian skidmoore

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry but you guys are all lying if you can say you have never seen hilarious boobs

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:08 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

either that or your king boy pato

― Lamp, Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:12 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pretty sure king boy pato sees comical breasts every time he looks in the mirror w/out a shirt

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:19 (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.prounlimited.ru/uploads/posts/1185779548_r_kelly_double_up.jpg

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

Yesterday I told 'er indoors I had acquired a house collection and she thought I meant the 'merican telly show. NEITHER OF US WAS REFERRING TO AN ACTUAL HOUSE.

Probably not suited to this thread but pffft.

― mark taylor, mark dickhead morelike (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fyi if u dont stop using the phrase "er indoors" i will fly to ur indoors and kill er, and u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.teamxo.com/xocc/max_king_usatf_big_j.jpg

The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

looooooooool @ 'er indoors

cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

fyi if u dont stop using the phrase "er indoors" i will fly to ur indoors and kill er, and u

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dear max,

i love you man.

love

que

Mr. Que, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

wtf does er indoors even mean?

gr8080, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

her indoors, i.e. the wife.

Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

anachronistic britisher talk.

Women can be captains too, you know? (jim), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

"the little woman" eg

goole, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)


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