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♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 December 2008 07:13 (seventeen years ago)

Damn it all, I wish I had heard about the new Latarian Milton news sooner! Now I'm definitely going to download the new Blackbird web browser, the only browser with patented Black Search(tm) technology.

Confounded, Thursday, 11 December 2008 07:21 (seventeen years ago)

In mid May, Jennifer Butler Murray, Bill's wife of 11 years and the mother of four of his young sons (he has two more boys from his first marriage to Margaret Kelly), filed for divorce on the grounds of his "adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions, and frequent abandonment."

o_OOOOOOOO

HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 11 December 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)

how many eyes do you have hoos

s1ocki, Thursday, 11 December 2008 07:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.eyedesignbook.com/ch3/fig3-17eye-fly1BG.jpg

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 11 December 2008 07:52 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry what i did to all u people in tha hospital

craig sager (eman), Thursday, 11 December 2008 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

i took it on a high-speed chase!
i think nothing about them!

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

Loltarian

a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Thursday, 11 December 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

It really sucks that two different cops both say "we want to get him into the system."

uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

yeah these are sad but lol at the same time

harbl, Thursday, 11 December 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

It's fun to do bad things.

өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 11 December 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

where are those super intense boot camp drill sergeants from the Ricki Lake show when you need them. this kid needs INSULTS and PUSH-UPS, STAT!

mumps (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

or Maury or whatever

mumps (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h89/alingbert/DSCN1378.jpg

― Lingbert, Thursday, December 11, 2008 12:12 PM (3 hours ago)

craig sager (eman), Thursday, 11 December 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

It really sucks that two different cops both say "we want to get him into the system."

― uәʇɹɐƃu!әʍ ˙ƃ ʎәu!Ⴁʍ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, December 11, 2008 9:15 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah :(

Tanganyika laughter epidemic (gbx), Thursday, 11 December 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

while ilxing on iPhone 2day:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/IMG_0003.png

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 12 December 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

were you in a car trunk

beyonc'e (max), Friday, 12 December 2008 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

i was at a car rental office so close

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 12 December 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

Haha

s1ocki, Friday, 12 December 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

guys it's a very gabbneb xmas!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/nebxmas.jpg

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 11:13 PM (1 week ago)

craig sager (eman), Friday, 12 December 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

Cover them in breadcrumbs and fucking fry the cunts 'til they go black you prick

caek, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

XD

craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f181/chomisan/169725425_7096ac0640.jpg

s1ocki, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

great photo translate plz

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

la lolz

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

buy a coffee and help a kid go to death camp

pretty impressive war skills (gbx), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

It took me a second to see the graffiti. Class.

Tony Woodcockfarmer (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

You go, Squirrel TM (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 December 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

XD

sujban stephens (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 21 December 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

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bnw, Sunday, 21 December 2008 07:55 (seventeen years ago)

that was your deep thought of the day brought to you by two glasses of hot buttered rum and a <///>~~~

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:38 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two glasses of hot buttered rum and an uncircumcised cumshot

― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:39 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

s1ocki, Monday, 22 December 2008 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

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JM: Hello. What does this ^^^ mean? Alternately, what is happening?

Ally's Sister Jamie: The little guy's saying "Curry bread! Curry bread!" (not 100% sure what that is), but basically the thing he is singing to and taking for a ride is a piece of bread. Then he says he's not going to eat it, he's just going to put it away.
I can only tell you what the words mean... i can't tell you the meaning.

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

that was your deep thought of the day brought to you by two glasses of hot buttered rum and a <///>~~~

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:38 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

two glasses of hot buttered rum and an uncircumcised cumshot

― silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, December 22, 2008 3:39 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― s1ocki, Sunday, December 21, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's bad form to excelsior yourself

silkk the s1ocki (and what), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 22 December 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

haha i was going to say something about that but it seemed weird to

s1ocki, Monday, 22 December 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

i actually LOLed at that one btw... like mad giggling fit

s1ocki, Monday, 22 December 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/22/israel.rare.coins/index.html

Keywords:
jews
haunnakah
money
gold coins
israel

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

lmbo

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 22 December 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

eman, Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

lmao @ goats omg

Schwwww (harbl), Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

why'd they have to ruin the wholesome lols with all the balls stuff.

^^^^^OTM!!!!!!!! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 4 January 2009 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

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Lemonade In Hammocks (electricsound), Monday, 5 January 2009 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

After weeks of preparations for the largest sex event of its kind in Israel, organizers were forced to cancel it this week due to pubic pressure and threats exerted on the owner of the venue where the sex fest was to take place.

The event in question, which was scheduled to take place on "International Orgasm Day," aimed to bring together some 250 participants seeking to promote world peace through multiple orgasms reached by masturbation or sex.

The orgy was organized by the Raelian movement, a UFO religion whose followers believe humankind was created by aliens. The group's spokesman, Kobi Drori, said that the orgy was meant to include straights, gays, lesbians and bisexuals, all of them over 18.

"The purpose of the event was to try and bring world peace through mass orgasm, this by experiencing consensual sex and natural, uninterrupted pleasure. It was important to make love without feeling guilty or shy," he explained.

Drori protested the fact that nowadays the words "war," "violence" and "murder" have become more legitimate than "sex," "orgasm" and "pleasure."

"It should be the other way around. Several years ago an Iraqi boy whose limbs were amputated was shown on TV and everybody treated this as if it was okay, but when Janet Jackson exposed her breast during the Superbowl the American nation was appalled.

"We wanted to put into practice the saying 'make love, not war'."


'Society based on self-fulfillment'

According to Drori, the orgy was just the first in a series of events dedicated to promoting this objective. On January 22 the movement will hold a conference on sexuality and masturbation with experts and writers in the field.

He also vowed that the cancelation of this year's orgy would not deter the Raelians from setting up another sex fest next year.

The Raelian movement has several hundreds followers in Israel and some 70,000 members worldwide.

"We don't believe in demons, ghosts and gods," said Drori. "The group's primary goal is to inform humanity, without attempting to persuade, regarding scientific messages that deal with the origins of life on eart

"The second goal is to expedite the establishment of a society based on the principles of non-violence, solidarity, self-fulfillment and pleasure. To establish one global currency, one global government and harness science to the service of humanity, and not against humanity," he concluded.

Sheik Yitzhak Patrin (usic), Monday, 5 January 2009 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

the origins of life on eart

eman, Monday, 5 January 2009 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

erm, only cavemen have orgies that big

❤ⓛⓞⓥⓔ❤ (CaptainLorax), Monday, 5 January 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even think they make tarps that big.

merriweather post ironic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 January 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

After weeks of preparations for the largest sex event of its kind in Israel, organizers were forced to cancel it this week due to pubic pressure and threats exerted on the owner of the venue where the sex fest was to take place.

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 5 January 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

good find

merriweather post ironic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 5 January 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.imagemanagement.ws/

s1ocki, Friday, 9 January 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)


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