I am a hipster
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 4 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I've been drinking a ton of north coast brewery beers lately
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 4 April 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i like red cap
i will drink anything that is cheap tho
except rice wine
― RANDY BEAMAN ANAGRAM (Lamp), Monday, 4 April 2011 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess I was wrong, then.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 4 April 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
feeding the embers versus using a flamethrower, imo
― sarcasdick (mh), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i have to admit hendrick's had me fooled
― goole, Monday, 4 April 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
We believe in the importance of making things. We believe that a free market both requires and deserves products that display an authentic point of view. As manufacturing processes have become commoditized, the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves. As experts in the interactions between self-image, social worth, individuality, and brand identity — we create products from the ground up. We offer all phases of development, from ideation to manufacture to full marketization, including package design, multimedia campaigns, social networking, buzz programs, and viral campaigns. We identify manufacturing facilities, source materials, design packaging and produce the full array of intellectual content required to launch and sustain brands.
this is how people will speak to you from the burning lake of hell fyi
― goole, Monday, 4 April 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link
the real burning lake of hell
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
where everyone washes up w doctor bronners
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
man idk if getting fooled means i get to drink hendricks well go ahead and fool the shit out of me whenever yall want
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
hey buddy i wash up with dr bronners, fuiud
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link
i will stan for dr bronnersand i wash my dog in it toothat shit works DILUTE DILUTE ALL ONE DILUTE DILUTE OK!
― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago) link
that would be more suited to an ablute bombs thread of which there isn't one probably because individual posters' soap choices are not incendiary discussion material.
― estela, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
sorry i ruined the truth bombs thread by opening a pandora's box of boring beer talk
― Metal Jennifer Saunders (some dude), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
thread was going so well; those 30 posts about fucking bagels last week were a can't-miss.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Take it to tmi, cowboy.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
if that's what they were about that would qualify as a "must miss"
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i think goole's comment about burning hell talk is a truth bombesp this part: the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves. i can hardly fathom how much coke you'd have to do to committee-write something like this
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Enough to think that "marketization" is a word, apparently.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
haha that word is so made up out of thin air i almost didn't see it
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
lolll
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hell is other beardos
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link
im imagining an alt version of the inferno where each circle is like a different authenticity claim
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
xp ^^ truth bomb
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
and the coke is on fire
― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link
when i lived in philly in the 90's gyro worldwide was all badass bikini girls and fake punk atty-tude and all that. like a simpsons sketch of grunge marketing. they they grew up and stuff i guess. they created Kamel Red in the 90's i think? which was so totally 90's.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
omg kamel red!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
bikini bandits! that was their fake, um, something. i forget. they even have a book:
http://www.virusbook.net/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4itIbuL7c&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
we've moved on but the president of Dr Bronner's was in my undergrad college class and was a good acquaintance of mine
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
gr80's quote made me google OK Soda... look at this fuckin thing!!
Clowes, ______?, Burns
― despite not doin a tweet for five weeks (sic), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm really, really glad to find out that San Te's back.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:38 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
That poor girl. Her parents named her Acquanetta.
― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:05 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
She could have changed it
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:11 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
there's little in life that's more tragic than flagging yr own pwnage to prove that you're cool with being pwned
― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 6:32 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
dude everyone knows you're supposed to pound a 'dew when you eat at taco bell. its like white wine and fish.― farty f baby (Princess TamTam), Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:29 PM
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
aaaahahaha
― Z S, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
pounded a dew at arbys today
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link
only felt half right
I haven't drank Dew since I was about 7.
― skot gigz - moombah pimpin' (The Reverend), Friday, 27 May 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
How on earth could you mishandle a cheese grater? You'd have to be a real doofus to do that.
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, May 29, 2011 7:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 May 2011 05:45 (thirteen years ago) link
there is more than one way to mishandle a cheese grater iirc
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Monday, 30 May 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link
hard cheese?
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 May 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images3.cpcache.com/product/43739183v1_480x480_Front_Color-Natural.jpg
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Monday, 30 May 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link
but do keep up the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine, it's in no way more ancient than fucking space
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 30, 2011 2:58 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i think space is older iirc?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link
the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine is dope
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
all the girls say he pontify for a white guy
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol stop it
― estela, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
hearin those voices again eh
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link
those relentless harpies, luckily so far <3 has won the day.
― estela, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm on my phone and typing's a real pain so can you just imagine that markers wavy arm celebration thing is here instead of this text
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link