truth bombs

If you don't think PBR poured gasoline on top of whatever glimmering embers of interest it saw from the hipster underground at the turn of the century, you're crazy.

fortunately, ilx has plenty of threads about hipsters and hipster signifiers so Christine can educate herself on the subject.

Thank you for educating us about that.

PBR phenomenon is totally different from the OK Soda thing. PBR marketing was definitely savvy, as max pointed out, but it drew on an existing trend, as opposed to OK and Fruitopia which were totally prefab.

I am a hipster

I've been drinking a ton of north coast brewery beers lately

i like red cap

i will drink anything that is cheap tho

except rice wine

I guess I was wrong, then.

feeding the embers versus using a flamethrower, imo

i have to admit hendrick's had me fooled

We believe in the importance of making things. We believe that a free market both requires and deserves products that display an authentic point of view. As manufacturing processes have become commoditized, the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves. As experts in the interactions between self-image, social worth, individuality, and brand identity — we create products from the ground up. We offer all phases of development, from ideation to manufacture to full marketization, including package design, multimedia campaigns, social networking, buzz programs, and viral campaigns. We identify manufacturing facilities, source materials, design packaging and produce the full array of intellectual content required to launch and sustain brands.

this is how people will speak to you from the burning lake of hell fyi

the real burning lake of hell

where everyone washes up w doctor bronners

man idk if getting fooled means i get to drink hendricks well go ahead and fool the shit out of me whenever yall want

hey buddy i wash up with dr bronners, fuiud

i will stan for dr bronners
and i wash my dog in it too
that shit works
DILUTE DILUTE ALL ONE DILUTE DILUTE OK!

that would be more suited to an ablute bombs thread of which there isn't one probably because individual posters' soap choices are not incendiary discussion material.

sorry i ruined the truth bombs thread by opening a pandora's box of boring beer talk

thread was going so well; those 30 posts about fucking bagels last week were a can't-miss.

Take it to tmi, cowboy.

if that's what they were about that would qualify as a "must miss"

i think goole's comment about burning hell talk is a truth bomb
esp this part: the mantle of inventor has been passed from mechanical geniuses like Edison to integrative artists like ourselves.
i can hardly fathom how much coke you'd have to do to committee-write something like this

Enough to think that "marketization" is a word, apparently.

haha that word is so made up out of thin air i almost didn't see it

lolll

hell is other beardos

im imagining an alt version of the inferno where each circle is like a different authenticity claim

xp ^^ truth bomb

and the coke is on fire

when i lived in philly in the 90's gyro worldwide was all badass bikini girls and fake punk atty-tude and all that. like a simpsons sketch of grunge marketing. they they grew up and stuff i guess. they created Kamel Red in the 90's i think? which was so totally 90's.

omg kamel red!

bikini bandits! that was their fake, um, something. i forget. they even have a book:

http://www.virusbook.net/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4itIbuL7c&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

we've moved on but the president of Dr Bronner's was in my undergrad college class and was a good acquaintance of mine

gr80's quote made me google OK Soda... look at this fuckin thing!!

Clowes, ______?, Burns

I'm really, really glad to find out that San Te's back.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, May 12, 2011 9:38 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

That poor girl. Her parents named her Acquanetta.

― that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:05 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

She could have changed it

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:11 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's little in life that's more tragic than flagging yr own pwnage to prove that you're cool with being pwned

― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 6:32 PM Bookmark

dude everyone knows you're supposed to pound a 'dew when you eat at taco bell. its like white wine and fish.
― farty f baby (Princess TamTam), Thursday, May 26, 2011 2:29 PM

aaaahahaha

pounded a dew at arbys today

only felt half right

I haven't drank Dew since I was about 7.

How on earth could you mishandle a cheese grater? You'd have to be a real doofus to do that.

― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, May 29, 2011 7:37 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

there is more than one way to mishandle a cheese grater iirc

hard cheese?

http://images3.cpcache.com/product/43739183v1_480x480_Front_Color-Natural.jpg

but do keep up the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine, it's in no way more ancient than fucking space

― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 30, 2011 2:58 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think space is older iirc?

the "I, a white guy, like to pontificate about whiteness" routine is dope

all the girls say he pontify for a white guy