imagine how many albums you could review in a year on twitter if you stopped giving a fuck about how other people post on ilx
― broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Friday, April 1, 2011 8:17 PM (15 minutes ago)
-played out 140 reference-vicarious mod butthurting-implicitly defended ilxor
2/10
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:34 (fifteen years ago)
don't forget totally hypocritical
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:40 (fifteen years ago)
wait, are you actually giving numerical ratings to zings?
― sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:49 (fifteen years ago)
1000TimesZinged
― dayo, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
- sort of obvious- still p shaming- note of incredulity registers perfect amount of disgust
6/10
― RANDY BEAMAN ANAGRAM (Lamp), Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:51 (fifteen years ago)
like are you gonna poll them next?
― sarahel, Saturday, 2 April 2011 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
[edited slightly to give hoos' masterful closing line the emphasis it deserves]
alright like i swore there was a weird al parody of "mambo #5" called "combo #5" about fast food & what not so i went to youtube & looked it up but there was only this very racist chinese version that was very obviously not weird al so now i think i imagined the whole weird al fast food thing
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:04 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah, we learned that when you liveblogged your brain shutting down
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:07 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i just wanted to clear the air
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:08 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the best part is honestly how long it took to realize a racist youtube wasn't weird al yankovic
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:08 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
less than one minute?
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:09 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
anything less than like 5 seconds is legally retarded
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:10 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you made a dog photo book
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:11 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I can't wait for you to look at it for two minutes wondering if it's War & Peace or not
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:12 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i can't wait for joe mande to sue you for intellectual property theft
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:13 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i can't wait for Vice Magazine to sue Joe Mande for intellectual property theft and for you to grow your first pube
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
me 2 actually
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:15 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
What thread should we ruin next?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:16 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is the last one on the list, isn't it
― Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:17 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― smart mouse (stevie), Saturday, 2 April 2011 08:27 (fifteen years ago)
aw dudes
― kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 April 2011 16:04 (fifteen years ago)
where do you write ilxor
― flopson, Monday, April 4, 2011 2:16 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
all over this fucking message board
― J0rdan S., Monday, April 4, 2011 2:19 AM (10 hours ago)
― k3vin k., Monday, 4 April 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
ilxor is smarter and more interesting than you
― bamcquern, Monday, 4 April 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
your posts are 'interesting' too dude
― k3vin k., Monday, 4 April 2011 16:52 (fifteen years ago)
don't have a hard on for ilxor, though
― bamcquern, Monday, 4 April 2011 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
bam, this thread is for zings
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 4 April 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)
yeah. moderately deep breath.
― bamcquern, Monday, 4 April 2011 17:11 (fifteen years ago)
i like ilxor a lot you guys, i was just hard zinging
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 April 2011 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
Yes. Even in gay-hipster world - which for obv reasons should be even more intensely uniform - you get guys in wifebeaters + flannel shirts with fop-tops and five day growth hanging out with shiny-point-shoes bryl-creamed little princes hanging out with tanned tennis-ready preppy types and these are all clearly within the venn diagram "gay hipster" but on any other sensible reading ought to have nothing to do with one another.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:49 (36 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah it's like, how can you possibly generalise tracks that simultaneously feature grime whine, baltimore breaks, egregious r&b samples, chillwave synths and cowbell. there must be all manner of fascinating nuances at play.
― r|t|c, Monday, April 4, 2011 5:44 PM Bookmark
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 01:22 (fifteen years ago)
Don't rate the player rate the gayme.
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Friday, 8 April 2011 19:13 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"classic snoball!"-nobody
― J0rdan S., Friday, 8 April 2011 19:15 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Friday, 8 April 2011 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
unfair
― Republicans voiced concern about young pages hearing the word uterus (stevie), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
tbh, that was classic snoball
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:20 (fifteen years ago)
"classic J0rdan"-absolutely clean glasses
― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
classic british dry humour
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 09:29 (fifteen years ago)
More books than movies, I think, but "The (noun's) (female relative)" titles make me nuts.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, April 17, 2011 4:44 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark
i'm trying to figure out what this is referring to. the table's aunt? the elephant's grandmother?
― steendriving is very bad - but I got a fake ID though! (some dude), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
The Preacher's Wife, I think.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
The Butcher's WifeThe Doctor's WifeThe Memory Keeper's DaughterThe HVAC Technician's Niece
Okay, I made the last one up.
xp yes, like that
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
The Time Traveler's Wife
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
the fishmonger's daughter
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Heading towards Viz annual territory.
― grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Sunday, April 17, 2011 10:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― caek, Sunday, 17 April 2011 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
p much a viz joke tbf
― i've got blingees on my fisters (darraghmac), Monday, 18 April 2011 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
As for Christine McVie, she didn’t really come up with anything too compelling for the record, which is strange since she is otherwise the group’s most reliable hit maker.
wtf perpetua
― mizzell, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/186370762_2e5890a323_b.jpg
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:44 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
o man why is he writing abt fleetwood mac
― just sayin, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 09:46 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
...
yeah wtf @ that. can you believe this guy writes for rolling stone now
― just sayin, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 10:13 (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
kind of
― tylerw, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 10:14 (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
― dearth of the hipster (Lamp), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
zing or truth drop?
― calling planet smurf (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
truth plop
― motivatedgirl (Matt P), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
That's a pretty badass kitchen, the stove looks commercial-grade.
― mh, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
It's gotta be commercial-grade, just look at that belly
― last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
lazy zing thread
― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
Fluxblog is an MP3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. Perpetua was born in 1980 and began to eat chicken nuggets at the end of that year.
― beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
dying @ truth plop
― flopson, Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
tbh i've never understood why people love goodfellas so much. it verges on self-parody, it's sooo corny, the soundtrack is oppressive...everything is overly telegraphed
no one likes new york, new york?
― dell (del), Monday, May 2, 2011 5:46 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that's a nice one-two punch of opinions there
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, May 2, 2011 5:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
im here im here what do u want
― brodie, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:44 (7 minutes ago) Permalink
the opposite.
― estela, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:50 (2 minutes ago)
― markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:53 (fifteen years ago)
<3
― 3.5" flopson (The Reverend), Friday, 6 May 2011 08:13 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
― markers, Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
its a real mystery why you keep ending up spending saturday nights alone
― haha (Lamp), Tuesday, May 17, 2011 7:13 PM (1 minute ago)
― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:15 (fifteen years ago)
great culture we have here, ilx!
i don't know what i think about
3. if ilx hadn't turned into a primary school yard full of bullies and favouritism, we wouldn't be worrying about this
which the anon mod wrote ADMIN LOG WATCH
but i do think this bullying people shit has gone too far
― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
or maybe you're just annoying and should have a time-out
― hippy borthday, free wings for u (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
xp how can you even say that? your constant posting of that image is as bullying as anything you get in return. people try to joke with you about it to let you know they'd rather you stop, you straight don't give a shit; whiney thinks it's funny, so you'll post it until Christ returns to Earth. nobody's bullying you; people are responding as best they can to a guy who has let them know in no uncertain terms that he hopes he is irritating them.
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
how is it fucking bullying, it's a joke
― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:21 (fifteen years ago)
it's a meme i made and i like, sorry you don't like it but some people do, and i'm not going to change everything about myself just because a couple people complain, and i wouldn't recommend that anyone does that
also, i'm not really going to listen to ppl when they've attacked me a bunch of times for dumb reasons, like you
― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:22 (fifteen years ago)
i think that may have been what lamp was getting at, people don't like to hang out with someone who makes the same totally lame joke over and over again, online or irl. letting that person know isn't bullying, it's an invitation to change for the better! xp
― hippy borthday, free wings for u (Matt P), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
hey markers i like you, don't think i ever gave you any shit or anything
the youtube thing? it's a real pain. just sayin.
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
i thought it was funny the first 450 times
― the whole of the goon (the whole of the moon is a famous song) (history mayne), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
xp then you have no complaint coming if people zing really hard, since you have expressed total disregard for their ongoing complaints. it's not a "meme you made." it's a thing you do with full awareness that it pisses a bunch of people off. you have literally no right to complain if people zing you hard, Lamp brought about 1/3 the full brutality we all know Lamp has ready access to
can't believe I'm even responding to a post that asserts that not making the same joke over & over would amount to "changing everything about yourself"
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
lamp is an idiot, and what you're saying is pointless
― markers, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
Whats the joke idgi
― D-40, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
no horse in this race, but there doesn't seem to be any bullying in markers' endless posting of that video i have yet to watch, or in ilxor's doing that other thing he does all the time (being ilxor)
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
i can't believe it was whiney of all people holding this mad colony together
― Britain, the 51sb State (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
the guy who posts the same blink-182 video to ilx 5-10 times a day is calling one poster an idiot & telling another one that what he's saying is pointless
http://www.tyrolis.com/images/18014-2.jpg
― w of in the attic (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:29 (fifteen years ago)