choice incomprehensible posts from britisher threads

translation: UK tv ads suck. some cartoon mascot is really excited about 3d and then makes weird mouth noises, and everyone looks really stupid.

even his ip address is british

Oops. Got it.

that's a pretty bad translation

whoops, sorry bout ip

xp - that was the point!

Minchella and Co vs T. Minchella

that thread would be incomprehensible to every ilx britisher apart from me and markg, jmc. It's referring to two competing ice-cream parlo(u)rs in a small english seaside town where I used to work and where m,ark was born.

Good old Joe McElderry.

fuckin joey mac

Mackenzie's "perhaps they singled us out because we were a Thatcherite paper and it was a socialist city" might tell you more about the reasoning behind him running the story in the way he did than it does about Liverpudlians' reaction to it

― syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 26, 2012 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Thursday, September 27, 2012 6:38 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as posted in the truth bomb thread.

Justin Lee Collins' voiceovers for in the adverts for Zoo magazine [Started by Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino) in May 2005, last updated 5 minutes ago by Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S) on I Love Everything] 7 new answers
choice incomprehensible posts from britisher threads [Started by scott seward in November 2009, last updated 6 minutes ago by die face down in some dude's pool (how's life) on All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar] 1 new answer

have no idea what's supposed to be incomprehensible abt that NV post

(i am not a britisher and don't know what thread it's from)

probably only makes sense if you know about British newspapers and a bit about British politics in the 80s but you cd pull a ton of choice posts from almost any thread on the board and make the same point

It becomes incomprehensible in that it was posted as a truth bomb. Like, I can parse the sentence well enough! But it's interesting to me that someone felt that it concisely stated a righteous truth or whatever.

truth bomb thread should have been locked after the first post

i wdn't make any claims for it as a truth bomb, true

his supernaissance + noodles/fizzles/deems/young blood windsor davies/grand puba malty/shouty garda/mencap/sgt biscuits and his fallen friend/present company (perhaps) = let's fucking march on british/irish cultural discourse right now, mods in the back of us

― delete (imago), Thursday, March 21, 2013 6:44 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

sgt biscuits

So, he has responded to getting the OBE for services to entertainment, and repeating the mantra "I'll sign you mate" on X-Factor by closing his label to "spend more time with his family"

.. or is this one way of not responding to Christopher Maloney's phone calls?

― Mark G, Monday, January 7, 2013 5:41 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Came here to post the supernaissance thing.jaymcs post beats it though

gonna be thinking about this thread all day. godspeed

mags lived long enough to see her daughter publicly eat roo nuts and wazz on the ground on national television; hopefully the ignominy hung over those final years of her sorry fucking life

― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Monday, April 8, 2013 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not britisher (though tbf the show in question is)

Can this suck up your sads? [Started by msspppp in May 2013, last updated 22 seconds ago on

haven't opened this one

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mmOSI8q8Vpw/UMb8z2CHeSI/AAAAAAAACNY/r7CqCNCTvGA/s1600/Carry+On+X-Men.jpg
can a choice britisher explain plz

I am not a choice Bristisher but I can, I think.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carry_On_%28film_series%29

ah, i thought it was more complicated than a quick google. go figure.

It's an *hilarious* reimagining of the x-men cast as portrayed by Carry On film regulars. Or something like that.

lol I wish I had to use Google to find out about Carry On movies.

your whole LIFE is a carry on movie am i right??

Jeez, they really made Destro look like a dark.

DORK! Jesus Christ...

hey, the Carry On movies were mostly great

I think it's something you really had to grow up with maybe.

To really get.

choice incomprehensible comedy styles

Classic tbf

Babs windsor twatting all and sundry from thirty feet with a spang of her pressurised over the shoulder boulder holder guv saucy

ack ack ack

now look here

i guess that's kenneth connor as professor x? miscasting, imho. and poor old joan sims.

yeah, was gonna say whoever drew Joan Sims obv hates her, and it took me forever to work out who the baldy professor guy was supposed to be

Nah thats just cos hes tiny tbh its p spottable

Sorry I know loads about Carry On and shitloads about X-Men, where is Kenneth Connor and who is the guy at the back flexing his muscles?

Oops I mean to say I know shitloads about Carry on and fuck all about X-Men!

guy at back flexing his muscles is called colossus, so yeah, bernie b is the obv choice for that character (wld also give him the chance to do a russian accent)

we think kenneth connor is the bald guy in the wheelchair (aka professor x)

Kenneth Connor is the hairy blue guy on the left isn't he?

nah that's peter butterworth as the beast (again, miscasting imho - kelsey grammar played the character in the movie, which is much closer to the comic bk version)

wodehouse lived most of his (long) life in te US, so that one's totally on you

why are the fink notties giving out prizes to the likes of fj pottys

He is calling on his marras to twat some radge basket in Bournemouth ? That is what I could surmise before I give up reading!

― xelab, Saturday, March 21, 2015 4:13 PM

that is almost a perfect example

Superb marvelous middle class half-inch it, done up like a kipper one would be honoured to naff off bit of a Jack the lad nigh, pillock beefeater sausage roll. Pillock bovver boots chippy Southeners they can sod off pot noodle ever so lovely, tosser alright geezer a reet bobbydazzler lad they can sod off fish and chips, old chap golly gosh morris dancers alright geezer muck about bloody shambles. Fish fingers and custard black pudding forsooth jolly good pigeons in Trafalgar Square accordingly, trouble and strife bangers and mash off with her head get away with ya two weeks on't trot, I'd reet fancy a cuppa bossy britches plum pudding. Truly a British icon.