THE TOP 20 BLACK/WHITE BOYS/GIRLS NAMES

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adam, in america, we have things called "nicknames"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ohhhh oh no, what a brutal weird and terrifying place America is! i must hide and protect myslef!

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

wherefore my fondue and wooden shoes? my gay music? my lack of underarm proetctant????

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't try to hide! We'll invade you regardless!

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

fops and arrogant milquetoasts vs overgrown fratboys!

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i made a mistake. i knew a jack once. so that makes 4 from the first list, not 3

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This article was sort of disappointing. I mean, the conclusion was pretty obvious. Although those lists are interesting.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Most Popular Boy Crossover Names

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― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

besides aardvark and aaliyah, could there possibly be anything else in the english language that starts with two a's?

I actually know a guy named Aadam.

He reminds me of Richard Lewis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i think people forgot about aaron

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

We were ignoring him.

― Tyrone Willie Demetrius DeAndre DeShawn (deangulberry), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

TRY TO FORGET.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://xoomer.virgilio.it/hklotta/negroes.jpg

― Dialectical Dave (Dialectical Dave), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

there are people named "marquis"????

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

it's marcus, a little fancier.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 April 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget Chad.

― Shatterproof Glass (dymaxia), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

it's marcus, a little fancier.

i knew a dude whose name was pronounced "marcus" but spelled "marquous" or something equally as silly.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

COURTNEY

he was my conductor for something last year. i am also 90% sure that his "cologne" was calgon's "turquoise seas" unless there is some mens cologne out there i am not aware of that smells like what high school girls spray on themselves so their parents won't know they are smoking.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

20. Darryl

NOT!!!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend had a roommate named m'lissa (pronounced as "melissa")

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

some vowels are expensive in ghetto.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

15. Jazmine
16. Jasmin
17. Jazmin
18. Jasmine

― Tyrone Willie Demetrius DeAndre DeShawn (deangulberry), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

The 20 Blackest Girl Names

1. Blackey
2. Ebony
3. Imani

― Tyrone Willie Demetrius DeAndre DeShawn (deangulberry), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

real people:

Sh'Africa
God'is-Moi

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

for reals

― D'Ean (deangulberry), Saturday, 16 April 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

some vowels are expensive in ghetto.

she was italian! but i guess "ghetto" is an italian word, so...

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

haha my italian teacher once wasted about five minutes of class telling us the origin of the word "ghetto"

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 16 April 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

there are people named "marquis"????

I had two students named "Marquis" last year. And they didn't pronounce it like Marcus.

I also had Quonicus, Royal, Queen, Precious, a couple of LaToyas, hmm any strange names are leaving me now as I really no longer saw them as strange.

My sister-in-law's name is chaka.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

According to my sister, there is this girl at my former high school who named her baby Shinequa Shinishe Shinene Johnson. I thought that was so cool. Its like the ultimate "fuck you, white people" name.

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 April 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/grissom.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 17 April 2005 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

god them white girl names are awful

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 17 April 2005 08:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i like those names!

― charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

at arsenal tube station, i went to buy a ticket once. the woman behind the counter had her name tag on. it read:

Beverley Hills

― charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 17 April 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And are we forgetting the As!ans? Or should I say TEH AZNs, that particular breed of ppl from Orange County who play study engineering and drive civics and have stately Victorian / 19th cent. names, such as (and I'm just going to alternate w/ three generic last names, to show the contrast between the first and the last...)

Nelson (Wong)
Maurice (Chang)
Walter (Kim)
Phillip (Wong)
Lawrence (Chang)
Harold (Kim)
Maxwell (Wong)
Simon (Chang)
Richard (Kim)
Henry (Wong)
Oscar (Chang)
Ned (Kim)
Morgan (Wong)
Rufus (Chang)
Victor (Kim)
Theodore (Wong)
Luther (Chang)
Harrison (Kim)
Edmund (Wong)
Virgil (Chang)
Frederick (Kim)
Arthur (Wong)
Samuel (Chang)
Cecil (Kim)

and cant forget the girls!

Olivia (Chan)
Victoria (Wu)
Shirley (Lee)
Beatrice (Chan)
Margaret (Wu)
Judith (Lee)
Rebecca (Chan)
Florence (Wu)
Vivian (Lee)
Cecilia (Chan)
Esther (Wu)
Irene (Lee)
Hope (Chan)
Abigale (Wu)
Grace (Lee)
Charlotte (Chan)
Frances (Wu)
Edith (Lee)
Ethel (Chan)
Meredith (Wu)
Cynthia (Lee)
Nora (Chan)
Dorothy (Wu)
Ruth (Lee)
Hannah (Chan)
Lilian (Wu)
Betsy (Lee)

and before you think i'm a racist / complete asshole (wait u already do...well someee of u _locals_ do), do i actually have to pre-emptively state that i am *not* trying to offend anyone here by giving into generalizations, and that i could just as easily list the most common indian or should i say DESI nicknames (of ppl whose natural habitat is the uni library's computer lab and wear 80s clothes "unironically" ) are stuff like Pinky, Tunku, and Bonny etc that few here would get, as well as those strange attempts at hinglish crossovers, like "Shaun," or "Neal / Neil" or "Jay / Jai" and "Sheila," "Lina," "Nina," and all that?!! k? (and im theoretically just an " ABCD" who's sold out with the englishization of my own nickname by spelling it w/ a C instead of a K on this board anyway, so i have no cred here)

oh, and i have problems buying that black female list. where is

Taneesha
Lakeesha
Chaunte / Shawn-tae (i've worked w/ like 3)
Shantiqua
etc ? i've known so so many

― the UN-PC V (Vic), Sunday, 17 April 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

NEW ANSWERS BEOTCHED THE AZNS R GETTIN MAD

― Vic in Alderaan (Vic), Monday, 18 April 2005 09:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the correct nomenclature is CRAZIANS

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

how did they arrive at this list? I've never met a single white person named Maxwell!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Monday, 18 April 2005 11:43 (twenty-one years ago)

what about crazy white girl "family" names?

girls i went to school with: thayer, cameron, dwyer, laird, miller, carson, binney, carter, chase.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

davante?!

one of the jodeci guys was named devante!

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

and i think there was a radio dj in chicago on WGCI (the urban contemporary station) named devante stone

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i like how i grew up in chicago and all the shavons i knew were scary black girls with weaves - then i went to nyu and met all these white girls with blonde hair named shavon too, from ireland. but then later i found out it was spelled differently

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

rofflez

― DeAndre DeShawn Banhart (deangulberry), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never met a single white person named Maxwell!

Maxwell is my middle name and would have been my first name had my grandmother not protested that "that's a dog's name!"

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren did you go to school in the pages of less than zero???? those names are all awesome!

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought i was the only one to observe that all indian boys are named neil and vic!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i remember in elementary school weird things happened with names!
shane = rat tail, dirty knees, nascar t-shirt
chad = badly behaved, spoiled brat
amber = dirty
crystal = dirty
brenda = dirty
vanessa = fat

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought i was the only one to observe that all indian boys are named neil and vic!

Its because our parents are image-conscious sell-outs. I'd rather have been a Neil though...Neil is at least sexXxy

― Vic in Alderaan (Vic), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ally: unfortunately, no. it was far less louche than that, although people had sex in the darkroom once during an after prom party.

i would add eunice to vic's list of asian girl names. there were like 3 in my friend's youth group.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 10:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought i was the only one to observe that all indian boys are named neil and vic!

pls do not forget nik and raj!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i think maybe a lot of the asians (esp. koreans) who give their children anglo-esque names (on birth or later) are also very often quite religious, so they are names associated with either religious texts or religious leaders.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

and by religious i mean, christian. duh.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin OTM!!!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

candadsians all have names like bill and george and shit fuck canadsians.

― same initials (initials), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

also they are all scottish

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

all my korean guy friends are named: david, paul, john.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

why no korean dudes named zebediah?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

my jewish friends at nyu nicknamed me Schlomo....

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a little kid and someone who was either a parent or a nanny, and she was urging the little kid to "Hurry up Schlomo!" and asking him "how was school, sclomo?"

i was taken aback.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

at arsenal tube station, i went to buy a ticket once. the woman behind the counter had her name tag on. it read:

Beverley Hills

Similar story (sort of):

in a KFC in LEXINGTON KY, i went to buy some food once. the man behind the counter had his name tag on. it read:

YOUNG WAYNE

― European Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"hurry up, schlomo" is philip roth's new novel i think

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

my friend (white) is pregnant, her boyfriend is puerto rican, and her top choices for names are:
giovanni
davante

davante?!

-- tehresa (tehresa), Monday, April 11, 2005 9:01 PM (Monday, April 11, 2005 9:01 PM) Bookmark Link

she went with Jeovanne (pronounced like giovanni)

man nb used to be a lot more racialist!

― tehresa, Sunday, 10 February 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

are you watching channel 13's black heritage too, then?

i need a break from 60's movements, but i am still watching eyes on the prize...for at least the 4th time

― bb, Sunday, 10 February 2008 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

haha i can't handle any noise right now. sitting in silence. but it's almost basketball time!

― tehresa, Sunday, 10 February 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ white boy #2. wifey just told me an IRA girl name that i kind of like.

― sanskrit, Monday, 11 February 2008 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

18. Terrance 6. Malik
http://www.bandoppler.com/0306_FT_Malick.jpg

― thorn, Monday, 11 February 2008 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

I've met about as many black Ians as white Ians.

― Ian Riese-Moraine. To Hell with you and your gradual evolution! (Eastern Mantra)

― buzza, Monday, 12 September 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

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