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― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Why do you have a roulette wheel in your anus?

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

Always bet on brown.

― onimo (onimo), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.npr.org/news/images/2006/nov/14/zune_200.jpg

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

I have adjusted the new Ignore feature (which Frank Burns has spent the last year trying to perfect) not by age, but by insane cuntiness.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:07 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

dude you haven't even figured out your answering machine yet

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:09 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Morbius, it strikes me that the people on threads about people/subjects they dislike just to be dicks are the people that need lives. It's not ILX's fault you can't get laid and need to spend your time harassing people half your age. ;_;

-- Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyza...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

(I liked Gear's "who is/was this Frank Burns" z1nger, too.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I love to eat BOXCARS

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is morbius even talking about now?

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

he's talking about BOXCARS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

omg what have I done

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/17/A70-8651

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

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― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

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― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

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― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

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― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

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― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i need some snopes on this i think haha

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.singlespeedoutlaw.com/issue5/content/jawbreaker_etc.jpg

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I always expect some chick to barf up cheese fries on Earl, so I can see the appeal.

Nicole on Friday, February 23, 2007 2:15 PM (2 hours ago)

― nickalicious, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

we need the big line back.

― s1ocki, Friday, 23 February 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

What it is about BEING SINGLE and/or LIVING ALONE that is so ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

1) Can watch whatever you like on the telly without someone else mucking about with the remote/speaking through the good bits/changing channel

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

2) You wash dishes and they STAY WASHED until you use them without anyone moving them about the house and hiding them

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

3) No one else going in your bathroom and leaving the toilet seat up or the shower in the on position so that you get a face full of water when you try to use it

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

You can talk to yourself without being interrupted.

nathalie on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

just came here to post that

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

SPACE LOTHARIO

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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BEN AFLAC

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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OH FUCK YES THE KILLFILE WORKS

TOMBOT on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:46 AM (8 minutes ago)

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

who are you and why don't you die?

kenan on Thursday, 1 March 2007 07:33 (1 hour ago)

guess what kenan, 'man in the mirror' was also from 1988!

estela on Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:34 (9 minutes ago)

― strgn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:46 (nineteen years ago)

louis maybe you should read ilm for another few years before posting again

and what on Monday, 5 March 2007 16:26 (38 seconds ago)

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

haha, ethan scores another brilliant goal from six inches out, well done indeed

― unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

that nathalie one is one of the GZOAT

― ^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes kate makes it too easy

― sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

at least one of us is scoring

― and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a goalkeeper, scoring ain't my prerogative

― unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.movieposterclassics.com/images/bigThe_Clash_of_the_Titans.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

so i've heard

― and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

that makes me the medusa, huh

― unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

no i think what he's saying is that he wants someone to feed you to a goddamned cracken already.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

this is like shieldhead vs brontoscorpio redux

― ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

man are you talking about shieldhead? i love shieldhead

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

8080++

― TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

what thread is the kenan/estela zing from?

― jaymc, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

ZING FEVER:

For those of you keeping track, here are some people the Lex admires, is amused by, and defends:

1. Paris Hilton
2. Ann Coulter

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:00 PM (15 minutes ago)
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Whereas here are some people the Lex finds to be repulsive racist homophobes:

1. Guitar players

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:02 PM (14 minutes ago)
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If only Hitler had a vagina, then he'd be off moderating a neo-Nazi website somewhere instead of gradually turning into the amoral know-nothing version of Geir Hongro.

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:12 PM (3 minutes ago)
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people who still pay attention to the lex

1. nabisco

TOMBOT on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:13 PM (2 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

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― chaki, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

zak mckraken

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

i'm running protools 5.0 on OS 9.2, so I assume that's part of the problem.
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:59 PM (1 hour ago)

I'M SURE YOUR OS 9 MACHINE IS VERY FAST AT CONVERTING WITH ITS POWERPC PROCESSOR, OLD MAN!
JW on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:23 PM (1 hour ago)

HOLY SHIT HAS MY OS9 MACHINE SLOWED THE FLOW OF MUSIC OUT OF IT? Where's your discog, dog??
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:30 PM (1 hour ago)

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Where's your discog, dog??

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― sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think that was an xpost to milton

― JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

eh maybe -anyway i salute the overall zingin vibe and especially the instant classic Where's your discog, dog??

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

its like suddenly a total blizzard here - r u seeing this?

― jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

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