posts very much in character

I'll lob:" but who here is eighty?"

i mean, if you sleep with roman numeral X amt of ppl and are middle-aged but have folded over life like a slab of greasy pizza, then the math works out plain

but anyhow i wouldn't consider 15 to be "MANY" especially in this day. not to mention this age!

Do realize you are talking to a man who is amazed that any woman would want to take off her clothes for him

...who is in the midst of a 12 month drought

I thought I was playing an MUD. Wait, how does this thing work, anyway?

obviously gagging for it, but no less in character, i guess:

- shoveled out my car just enough so that i could back out and go buy snacks
- one of the ppl who works at the supermarket was super kind to me, and that was awesome! nice people are rad
- still have more shoveling to do in the morning tbh, but at least i have snacks now

― markers, Thursday, January 27, 2011 9:27 PM (44 minutes ago)

"gagging for it"

i've been waiting for markers to be sulky or resentful about something so i could tell him to take the chip off his shoulder and pop it into his mouth but he's too cheerful for that.

give him a year and he'll be an angst-ridden, sullen, angry ilx'or.

j/k ksh

hey guys markers likes snacks oops 60 day ban

well...

I'm only up to 63 or so in the 2010 tracks poll but so far LJ and lex have been a real treat

I prefer super nintendo zelda

― Tuomagotchi (crüt), Saturday, January 29, 2011 7:53 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

super nintendo zelda is pretty much the best game

the best super nintendo zelda game, sure

Naw I just started playing the GBA version and I am in the camp of crüt and ice cr?m

crut and cr?m arent even in the same camp! crut just said snes zleda is best zebld which i agree w/, but then joseph had to do some editorializing

good thread

My addiction to super nintendo zelda was the reason my mother smashed my console to pieces with a hammer. ;_;

That is fucking extreme!

that's awesome

I know. I am still traumatized tbh. I had been sneaking behind her back and shit but she came home one day in summer to find me playing it and was pissed because I should have been outside or something. So she promptly took it onto the deck, grabbed a hammer and completely destroyed it. It was so sad.

The moment you get the little duck that whisks you around: that is when shit gets real.

i am glad your mom cared so much about you going outside!!

Yeah I mean that was nice but it was a little extreme overall.

she prob thought mario was better

if that was the case she would've only smashed the game cartridge, not the console. and she would've used a plunger, not a hammer.

she would have hopped on it imo

loll

hahaha

that is fucking traumatizing! i loved our NES so much i would have cried as if a pet had been hit by a car or, in this case, like my mom had hit a pet with her car

i promise that if i ever get frustrated with my possible children's video game obsessions i will, one night while they sleep, just quietly drown the consoles

that's dark

otm

i've been watching hitchcock lately

rrrobyn hitchcock

omg wow

Once I started a job with no money and while I waited for my first check I'd go nick something from CVS on lunch break everyday. A few Clif bars, mixed nuts, beef jerky etc. It was kinda fun!

ok wrong board!

but hey check this out:
http://i.min.us/ickyXw.jpg

i never played ocarina but i got a 3ds preordered so kinda excited

Man I should get that for my housemate for a gift, he'd love it.

i dunno if i can bite my tongue for 12 mo lol

― *kl0p* (deej), Tuesday, February 1, 2011 8:41 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

never been a strip club but i always think abt going to this one club in providence that has free breakfast buffet--"legs n eggs." sounds like you can't go wrong.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, January 31, 2011 8:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Hah yes <3

propose settling this with a knife fight behind the gym after school

― bien-pensant vibe (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, February 3, 2011 11:53 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

I'm in

― The Curse of Dennis Stratton (Bill Magill), Thursday, February 3, 2011 10:55 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol!

http://www.livefastdieyoungbook.com/index_files/james_dean_bullets.jpg