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gr8080, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

dream ilx 3some: ...

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

dream, ilx. dream

fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

I think it is fantastic! jaymc is the kind of person I want to be someday, no joke! Except I would like to remain a woman.

Vajay-jaymc

Tuomas, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:38 (fifteen years ago)

guilty lol

tuomascratch beat (deej), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

lol

(Aw, Abbott! <3 you too!)

Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

Eh, obviously I noticed that the options "15+", "16", and "18-20" are mutually inclusive, but if there's some joke in those numbers, I don't get it.

― Tuomas, Thursday, January 27, 2011 6:53 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

teen laqueefah (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

Can you explain it the joke then, please?

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 January 2011 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://snoreandguzzle.com/images/dont-ever-change-thumb.jpg

i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 January 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

The joke is that the ranges make no sense.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 27 January 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

That and the "2-15" option lumps people who have had very few partners in the same category with those who have had MANY.

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

15 ain't "many" if you eighty, baby

dell (del), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

i never use the same toothbrush twice, never listen to the same cd twice b/c once the lasers get to it the audio is forever compromised. why would i sleep with the same person more than once? it all adds up.

dell (del), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

I'll lob:" but who here is eighty?"

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, if you sleep with roman numeral X amt of ppl and are middle-aged but have folded over life like a slab of greasy pizza, then the math works out plain

dell (del), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

but anyhow i wouldn't consider 15 to be "MANY" especially in this day. not to mention this age!

dell (del), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Do realize you are talking to a man who is amazed that any woman would want to take off her clothes for him

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

...who is in the midst of a 12 month drought

eep opp ork ah ah...and that means suck my dick (San Te), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

I thought I was playing an MUD. Wait, how does this thing work, anyway?

dell (del), Thursday, 27 January 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

obviously gagging for it, but no less in character, i guess:

- shoveled out my car just enough so that i could back out and go buy snacks
- one of the ppl who works at the supermarket was super kind to me, and that was awesome! nice people are rad
- still have more shoveling to do in the morning tbh, but at least i have snacks now

― markers, Thursday, January 27, 2011 9:27 PM (44 minutes ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 28 January 2011 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

"gagging for it"

gr8080, Friday, 28 January 2011 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

i've been waiting for markers to be sulky or resentful about something so i could tell him to take the chip off his shoulder and pop it into his mouth but he's too cheerful for that.

estela, Friday, 28 January 2011 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

give him a year and he'll be an angst-ridden, sullen, angry ilx'or.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 28 January 2011 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

j/k ksh

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 28 January 2011 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

hey guys markers likes snacks oops 60 day ban

gr8080, Friday, 28 January 2011 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

well...

dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2011 08:21 (fifteen years ago)

I'm only up to 63 or so in the 2010 tracks poll but so far LJ and lex have been a real treat

based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

I prefer super nintendo zelda

― Tuomagotchi (crüt), Saturday, January 29, 2011 7:53 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

super nintendo zelda is pretty much the best game

ice cr?m, Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

the best super nintendo zelda game, sure

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Naw I just started playing the GBA version and I am in the camp of crüt and ice cr?m

Rocker Brian (Abbbottt), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

crut and cr?m arent even in the same camp! crut just said snes zleda is best zebld which i agree w/, but then joseph had to do some editorializing

marios balls in 3d for 3ds (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

good thread

dirty man haw (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

My addiction to super nintendo zelda was the reason my mother smashed my console to pieces with a hammer. ;_;

Sheenastia Easton (ENBB), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

That is fucking extreme!

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

that's awesome

markers, Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

I know. I am still traumatized tbh. I had been sneaking behind her back and shit but she came home one day in summer to find me playing it and was pissed because I should have been outside or something. So she promptly took it onto the deck, grabbed a hammer and completely destroyed it. It was so sad.

Sheenastia Easton (ENBB), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

The moment you get the little duck that whisks you around: that is when shit gets real.

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Sunday, 30 January 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

i am glad your mom cared so much about you going outside!!

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I mean that was nice but it was a little extreme overall.

Sheenastia Easton (ENBB), Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

she prob thought mario was better

ice cr?m, Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

if that was the case she would've only smashed the game cartridge, not the console. and she would've used a plunger, not a hammer.

some dude, Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

she would have hopped on it imo

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

loll

ice cr?m, Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

Sheenastia Easton (ENBB), Sunday, 30 January 2011 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

that is fucking traumatizing! i loved our NES so much i would have cried as if a pet had been hit by a car or, in this case, like my mom had hit a pet with her car

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 30 January 2011 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

i promise that if i ever get frustrated with my possible children's video game obsessions i will, one night while they sleep, just quietly drown the consoles

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:00 (fifteen years ago)

that's dark

peacocks, Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:01 (fifteen years ago)

otm

dark link (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

i've been watching hitchcock lately

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 30 January 2011 05:06 (fifteen years ago)


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