lord custos tribute thread

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oh god

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=22508

― gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit that thread

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Gee, We Thought That She Would Make Something Of Herself: The Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo Story.

-- Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, November 10, 2003 7:47 PM (3 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.revolutionarywebdesign.com/032203/images/x.shame.jpg

― gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm Not Done Yet, Young Man!"

-- Tuomas (Tuomas),

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

couldn't read past a few screens, crossing fingers i'm not on it

― gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

ethan please don't remind me of my posts from four years ago

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

ethan please don't remind me of my posts from four ~~years~~ minutes ago

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

"Listen buddy, you wanna insult me? Take a number and go to the back of a very long line!"

-- Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, November 10, 2003 3:17 PM (3 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Wake Me Up Before You Gogol

-- Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, November 11, 2003 1:52 AM (3 years ago)

proto-jbr

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I think Dennis Miller already used up a really good one:
"Obviously you've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn about you and your sad little life."
Unfortunately, it's too long. That would have to be the subtitle.

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, November 11, 2003 1:55 PM (3 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

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― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.horsepresence.com/shop/media/PGMugWarning1895.jpg

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, November 12, 2003 3:11 PM (3 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

somebody find the custos thread where he makes the 'my reality check bounced' joke

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

The Surname Passantino Really Doesn't Lend Itself To Puns Well

-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, May 22, 2005 9:48 AM (1 year ago)

haha

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

I still got it.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Assuming they're not doing it at top volume and/or from an arcane religion whose prayer rituals involve marijuana, animal sacrifice, or impregnation.

-- nabisco, Friday, April 27, 2007 3:16 PM (4 minutes ago)
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what do you mean I can't sacrifice my virgins at the Pizza Hut!?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, April 27, 2007 3:17 PM (4 minutes ago)

― gff, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha 4 a second i tht this was the actual lolz thread & was gonna be like uh gff is losin it

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

*bows* It is the long game that is worth playing in these, our strange times. *checks* Hmm, yes. But I thank you for your welcome. Please ensure your minstrels are imbibing the correct amount of cordials necessary.

-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, November 5, 2003 10:53 AM (3 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i think ned mixed up rhydin chat with ilx there

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

This thread feels very 2005.

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

y'all are confusing custos-specific lolz with general ilx gaywaddery

― strongohulkington, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

god, so much shame

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

this thread should really be in courier.

Seconded.

― Nicole, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

like this?

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

Nice - even got the fucked-up line spacing right.

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

The <code> tag shd be the <custos> tag.

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

^^ 8080

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

context:

Oh good lord, We had better be nice to King Raggett of Orange (County) as he's directly behind Us in the succession, and therefore most likely to want Us to come to some bad ends...

How lovely to see you, King Raggett! Would you care for some entertainment? Minstrels? I hear the Earl of Devon has Minstrels Boom and Pierce performing... Have some wine!

Her Royal Highness Queen Kate (kate)

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

barf emoticon

― dmr, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

i still have no idea what's going on there

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i like teps blog

― ☪, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

link

― JW, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

i was so tempted to ask kate on a thread this morning why she uses ILX as a substitute for a therapist but i held back. what a dumb woman she is.

― ian, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

UK Cathy

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

― sleep, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU sleep, I was trying to find that thread last week!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

i was so tempted to ask kate on a thread this morning why she uses ILX as a substitute for a therapist but i held back. what a dumb woman she is.

-- ian, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:53 (Yesterday)

yep been holding back on that one too the last few days.

― Ronan, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

*bows duly*

― sleep, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

Now where's the one with all of Alex in NYC's multiple uses of "pablum" and "feces".

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

omg the ned thread

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

bitch, y'all don't know me

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:09 (14 minutes ago)

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

"last few days"

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

I re-read David Sedaris quite a bit because he always makes me snigger. I'm trying to re-read some of the classics I was assigned in high-school (and the first go round at college) and am discovering that I probably didn't read them the first time.

-- aimurchie, Monday, May 10, 2004 8:59 PM (2 years ago)

Ditto on the Sedaris and the CDs of him reading his books are staples in our car. "You can't kill the rooster, motherfucker!" One of his CDs has a terrific performance by Ann Magnuson and his sister Amy works with him on the audio also. It turns out that I am rereading "Elegy for Iris" tonight. I mentioned it on the "what are you reading now" thread. I had forgotten it.

-- Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Monday, May 10, 2004 9:15 PM (2 years ago)

Ann Magnuson! Are you a fan of Bongwater? I just flipped through "Naked" and "Barrel Fever" and have decided that the "favorite first sentence" thread could be dominated by a post of EVERY FIRST SENTENCE SEDARIS HAS EVER WRITTEN! I like to re-read Santa Land Diaries at least twice between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

-- aimurchie, Monday, May 10, 2004 10:38 PM (2 years ago)

Yes, I'm a fan- yet another reason I love my husband. He introduced to "Decadent Iranian Country Club," for starters. I married a person far hipper than myself!

-- Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Monday, May 10, 2004 10:50 PM (2 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

somebdy break sedaris' typing hands.

― artdamages, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

*sarcasm*

― and what, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

"omg why am i still wearing my earrings?"

-- Allyzay, Wednesday, May 12, 2004 11:33 PM (2 years ago)

^^^ i'm still planning on using this for my book so no one steal it, i know it's hott

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

TEH CHORUS:
You don't...want to get...
SONNED BY A WITE KID pussy ass bitch
SONNED BY A WITE KID makin me sick
SONNED BY A WITE KID fuck y'all hoes
SONNED BY A WITE KID you fuckin homo

etc. Imagine it sung by DMX or somethin'

-- AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:13 AM (2 years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 378 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

let people be

― markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

i thought that was sperm

― goole, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

he's just asking the important questions

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

and goole otm

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^^

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

how many of your posts are saying something negative about what another poster's doing?

― markers, Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:25 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is only relative to the frequency with which ilxor posts & you egg him on

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

i thought that was sperm

― goole, Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:25 PM (2 minutes ago)

yeah, thought it was just a dude being sucked out into space when I first saw it but yr right O_O

― markers, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://fishslayer.tripod.com/IagoBadge.gif

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

A+

― goole, Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

irl lols

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 October 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

for the love of all that is holy I can see why he changed his name!

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

first posts justifies it all

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

catherine vagina

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

any thread that has mark g & snoball firing jokes like they're zach galifianakis gets the gasface

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

this was and what to me a cpl years ago, and it was a gd point, well made:

yall is dilutinatin what lord custos tribute thread was supposed to be about

that post doesnt have any html begin/end tags, made-up dialogue, a white guy talkin rap slang, or the courier font

get back 2 me when u see some of that otherwise keep ur anger at bad joeks to ur damn self

― harry s tfuman (and what), Wednesday, 18 February 2009

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

sorry if this is already here ... from human centipeded thread

First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

ultimate custos tribute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnUKmk5Lz50&feature=player_embedded#at=158

― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

appropriately there's no less than 4 references to explosive diarrhea

― tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

Btw for a min I thought u were D. WADE!
thekingusr 1 week ago

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 July 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

ten months pass...

{David is awestruck. The wind picks up. In the air the huge image of the Space Jockey is forming from the clouds. He appears to be walking from the stars. The image is ghostly at first, but steadily gains color and coherence.}

Space Jockey: Humans ...
Michael Fassbender: Father?
Space Jockey: Humans, you have forgotten me.
Michael Fassbender: No. How could we?
Space Jockey: You have forgotten who you are, and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, human. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.

― the late great, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 11:46 AM

should've remembered to do it in courier

― the late great, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://trapsntrunks.com/2012/11/27/video-k-yay-king-of-the-custos/

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)

My Fellow Americans,
I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

― what is google (schlump), Monday, December 10, 2012 10:20 PM (Yesterday)

― the late great, Tuesday, 11 December 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Hurting's tex-mex-themed Monkees cover band

― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Monday, 17 February 2014 21:28 (twelve years ago)

Make up words to the instrumental theme song of a movie that describe that movie, then try to guess that movie.

― Know Scot! Free Getaway: Glen, Handa Island, Rua Reidh (imago), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:29 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...

i feel like i took part in a robbery and now i'm snitching to the cops but

― omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:33 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

she's -- coldblooded, check it and see
got a fetish for the civility
come on nancy, you can do more than that
she's coldblooded, she's coldblooded

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 May 2019 16:17 (three hours ago) Permalink

― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Sunday, 5 May 2019 19:39 (seven years ago)

it was very impressive

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 19:38 (seven years ago)

I still maintain the one of mine Ward posted here was actually funny, humf.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 04:31 (seven years ago)

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