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http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/175412-1/Tree_cutting.gif

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

ugh that is not lolz for me. saw that exact thing happen to my dad like ten years ago---shattered wrist, broken ribs, punctured lung

― kanellos (gbx), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I could laugh it off if I was with the flying guy and he was laughing it off, but only after he'd healed and felt better.

― mh, Friday, 24 December 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

well my father was a tree so

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 December 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

this is what you get when you meeeeessss with us

― markers, Friday, 24 December 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldhrzzhzmW1qzaxefo1_400.jpg

― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 December 2010 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

dying.

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 07:07 (fifteen years ago)

merry christmas, everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLrFfQ8U1aw

― gr8080, Saturday, 25 December 2010 09:59 (fifteen years ago)

Merry christmas to you, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2CIZX-0MQ&feature=related

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 25 December 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go-KomKEO0s

― plax (ico), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

wait dont watch that watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy52jFB5Qgc

― plax (ico), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

haaaaa

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

hope santa leaves him some depth perception

― i have been otm (bnw), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/80770-3/Kayak_pool_dive.gif

― kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

hero

― BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh my lord

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

it's called a "kayak"

― I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

final dogfort for me, mostly for "completely insane"
http://i.imgur.com/Je2XA.jpg

― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

Whoa...

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

I cried at the end

― hot lava hair (Z S), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

!!!

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

Can someone repost the vid of the nature vid redubbed with all the animals screaming "fuck!!". Wanted to show my mom

― jaxon, Monday, 27 December 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcnVzjakBQA&feature=related

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

she sent me this one
http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

she thought the fuck one was sad

― jaxon, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

aww @ yr mom but the fuck one is awesome

that . . . gopher yelling Alan is cracking me up tbh.

― ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

ILM featured @ 28 second mark

― i have been otm (bnw), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

i like the british one tbh

the "alan" bit reminds me of the "dan" bit from alan partridge

― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

yes!

― ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

This one's only slightly funnier than the baby investor.com commercials, but at least it's home-made, ad-libbed and cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 December 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

the thing about the dogfort ones is that the dude who created the original never created anymore. all the other ones are oneoffs so hte quality control is terrible. I went through way too many of them at reddit

― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the first one is perfect

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

oh ffs there's a dogfort subreddit

*suicides*

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

half of them are done by like 50 y/o ex military guys getting way too excited about making dogs play army

― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

i'm dead already

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

internet people try to "play along" and kill something fun shocker

― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

heh

― ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

tbh its yalls fault for looking for 'more' dogfort... no good could come of that quest

― ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

so sick of star wars funnies but this made me lol
http://i56.tinypic.com/16jg0hv.jpg

― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

ha ha!

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

*jumps into snowspeeder*

― dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

i know this is bad noize form but ya think someone might start a new lolz thread for 2011? cuz funny stuff disappears and there is no way in hell i am gonna load this whole page. i mean, i could try, but it wouldn't be pretty. i show rufus and cyrus stuff on here all the time. even fuck planet earth. don't tell their teachers.

― scott seward, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)

new thread for 2011, for the children.

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

btw scott i made you rem lezar gifs: Creating Rem Lezar - Classic Or Dud?

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

they loved kid falling over in dublin airport, by the way. but then they would.

― scott seward, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

i didn't know you had made those! i thought you found them somewhere. very cool.

― scott seward, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

they were made for you, scott.

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1365.snc4/163729_521056262008_9701540_30797127_299750_n.jpg

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

photo credit: Confounded

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgCo5DVX3XQ

― jaxon, Monday, 3 January 2011 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

"The all-new MY DICK" is really cracking me up right now

― I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

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