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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxSGRNLA6o&feature=related

― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

spikeproductions | January 03, 2009 | 680 likes, 7 dislikes
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 was a horrible 80's horror flick that is so bad it's good. Go see it! For now, I have made a montage of main actor Eric Freeman's crazy eyebrows, which seems to be fluctuating by every syllable. Why isn't he in movies anymore?
Be sure to check out my other videos, Crysis on Crack!

yeah... i wonder

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://dashperiod.tumblr.com/post/2323918799/fuck-off-harrods-done-by-a-disgruntled-employee

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldgyh0scYK1qbwflao1_500.jpg

― ITV2: Jimlectric Beglinoo (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

haha, was about to post that. the quote from the end is the best:

“Honestly, I am disgusted,” said Irene Rider, 59, from Gary, Indiana. “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off.”

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

you're missing the best part!

And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

If that's real, it's fantastic.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

thepoke.co.uk is a parody site, so sadly i don't think it's real ;((

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKwN33zTrXQ

― cozes kiptanui (cozen), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

graspable!!

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

stay classy uk

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

hang on I didn't know darragh had been on Countdown

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

holy crap that looks exactly like him

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

it's fuckin uncanny

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h4lM9l.jpg

― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

haha ^pulled that before

i don't get why GRASPABLE is funny

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Baps = nickname for boobs in Englannd

Large Baps

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg&feature=player_embedded#!

― max, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahah

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

wait - I bet there is some guy off camera pretending to be a parrot. How can one feathered guy be so awesome?

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, he even whispers!

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

floooooooooeeeeeeuuuurrrrggghhhhhh

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FBGhk8QWc

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

parrots are so weird and awesome

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

We had a parrot when I was little named Chico and my Dad made tapes of his voice that he would leave on when we were out in an attempt to get Chico to talk. He never said much but the few words he did wind up saying sounded just like my dad so basically our parrot had a German accent which was pretty awesome.

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

Glad to see you all are embracing Satan like this.

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

the one max posted is awesome but i think sparky is my fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhvUJIwbV0

'i'll kick your balls son'

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV27Xhv0G2g

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

i house sat for some people w/ a parrot one time and had some friends over for beers one night.

my buddy decided it would be real cool to teach the parrott swear words. as i woke up the next morning hungover, i could hear from down the hall: "fuuuuuuuck you. fuuuuuuuck you."

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

my dad's friend has (had?) a parrot that used to say "fuck off" when someone rang the door and sing the chorus to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZ3Fy7hmFs

― caek, Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

bodies hit the floor parrot is killing me

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

can somebody explain to me how that UK gameshow works - is it like family feud

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://hatethefuture.tumblr.com/post/2337526427/mark-zuckerberg-funnels-venture-capital-into-time

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

I couldn't sleep in the UK and got up mad early and watched that game show and it was so cool

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.wengerna.com/giant-knife-16999
http://www.wengerna.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/0/a45137daa224e9531cb3050458faee64/image/wenger_giant_knife.png

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

that quiz show was countdown

― caek, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

here is an amusing countdown incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfa3MHLLSWI

― caek, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

and thus the most amusing thing ever aired on british tv

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

that's the joke, whiney.

― caek, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

The 21 foot rule states that the average person with a bladed weapon can run and cut you in about the same amount of time that the average person can draw and shoot a gun. Demonstrates that bladed weapons are very dangerous especially against cardboard targets. Please do not try this at home. For demonstration purposes only.

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

watch after 21 foot rule

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IMHzibGqI

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:39 (fifteen years ago)

somewhere on the internet there is some awesome messageboard zinging going on between gun guys and knife guys

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

you know prior to that last video I don't think I had ever heart the word 'jorts' uttered aloud

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

deep lolz @ "i'm just hanging out"

― kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

and thus the most amusing thing ever aired on british tv

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:11 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ppl from the land of seinfeld shouldnt throw stones

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:53 (fifteen years ago)

deep lolz @ "i'm just hanging out"

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, December 16, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

haha otm, 'just hangin out!' became a catchphrase between me and my friend a while back... if i ever hear someone yell that irl im just gonna run

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

I do not understand what is funny about that clip at all. Are british people supposed to be bad at "maths"

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

talking about the countdown clip obv

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

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