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mh, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Picturing gbx tapping the crumbs out of his socks and undies

Uhhhhh

mh, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

ahhhhh

erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

that's a pleased "ahhhhh"

lolol ferrari (corey), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link

my driver's side window hasn't rolled up in a year and a half

Not only is Zito throwin zeroes, his ass and legs are lookin great. (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 December 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

my pits smell.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

...good?

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't personally mind it, but it's there. kinda like weed mixed with old laundry.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah I kinda like my own b.o. :|

mauricio kagel exercise (corey), Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

aww that s sad that icture is awesz

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

awww too s mall

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:01 (thirteen years ago) link

yay!!!!

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link

luv her

scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

best budz!

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link

never ban scott seward

u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, 19 December 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

thi s iz 4 gradee

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scott seward, Sunday, 19 December 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

thanking u scott seward

u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Sunday, 19 December 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

this is 4 u scott seward
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u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Monday, 20 December 2010 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

oops:
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u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

coasted into a gas station this morning as my engine died after chugging on its last few drops of gas.

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

that's pretty heroic

n/as (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

have done this before! it's such a relief.

tehresa, Saturday, 7 May 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i unfortunately have had to walk down the freeway offramp blocks from my house.

jaxon, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

i once put my last $2 into a gas tank to keep from it dying before i got home lol

TTDeej (D-40), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

cereal for dinner...again

zingstreet (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Used to have a 1990 Crown Victoria station wagon with a broken gas gauge. Coasted on fumes many times, and schlepped with a gas tank to the nearest station many more. :|

corey, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

coasted into a gas station this morning as my engine died after chugging on its last few drops of gas.

I had a car die on the way to trading it in at the dealer for credit on the new car I was getting. they deducted the price of the tow and my trade-in ended up being like 60 bucks.

dmr, Friday, 13 May 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link

"cleaning out my car" before giving someone a ride = throwing all contents of front and back seat (mostly burrito wrappers, paper cups and worn blazers) in the trunk.

gr8080, Saturday, 14 May 2011 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link

oh god, I do that too

I think it's been almost a couple years since my car's been near a vacuum cleaner and there's still some sand from the winter on the floor. I just dumped the mats out every couple months during the winter.

mh, Saturday, 14 May 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

no gas for my cooker and no money right now to get some. have been eating noodles with microwaved water for the past week....

Michael B, Monday, 16 May 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

you are all savages

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

too lazy to cut a bagel in half so I just put some cream cheese on top.

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

lol in the past week i have torn bagels in to smaller pieces and dipped them in cream cheese, pita & hummus style

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

feel like i'm seeing & raising y'all, cinnamon & raisining y'all, by having slept with a duvet and its sheet as separate entities for the past few nights instead of getting around to fitting the sheet.

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Not even, unless you took them off the dog's bed or something? The other week while my room was under construction I took all my good bedding off, and slept under one odd sheet folded in half on a bare mattress, with a wadded up towel for a pillow. Got cold in mid of night so I dragged the dirty mattress pad out of laundry and stretched it over me as insulation.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

I was p sad, though, and wondered what I did wrong to end up there. Def felt like the princess of all the castles a few days later when the sanding was done and I put sheets back on bed.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

ha. that sounds like camping style

jaxon, Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

took sheets off my bed to wash em, realized I didn't have quarters and haven't put the sheet back on my bed

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

for like a couple days

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not even proud of having slept on a couch for three years running bcuz i've been too lazy to go thru the process of finding a mattress

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol -- three WEEKS, holy hell

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

this isn't my fault but the cockroaches are back

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

sat around in bath towel all day

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

pretty stoked because i've seen more dead cockroaches than living ones in my place lately

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 05:36 (twelve years ago) link

^ this is the dirt bag 'congratulations you made it' signal

a kinda sad second act to the separate sheet/duvet thing was sitting watching george carlin youtubes with headphones on last night & realising i probably had to get around to fitting the sheet on the duvet, but not wanting to stand up because of indolence and headphone cord length, so trying to do it sitting down, & it just like five, ten frustrating minutes of attempting to inhabit a sheet while pinning a duvet to my chest. it was like seeing a pterodactyl stuck in a hedge.

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

Oww laughing makes my hangover hurt.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

sauce drips on the table, you lick it off and call it a day

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link


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