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no way i am pressing play on that one

― i have been otm (bnw), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

I can't stop singing merry merry vagina ;_;

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

no way i am pressing play on that one

― i have been otm (bnw), Monday, December 13, 2010 8:38 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, that is an instant christmas classic.

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

it's a vagina miracle
also kinda looks like it's a trap

― a leg made footless by pot (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnT6enjiGM&feature=player_embedded#at=148

― a cuter kind of annoying (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tK9EM.jpg

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

loool

I had no idea there were alternative versions of the dog fort meme! I'd only seen the red lobster one...

― hot lava hair (Z S), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lddhqqRSho1qz4vjio1_500.jpg

― tickle me lmao (cozen), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

lolll

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

omg stuff like that is the freakin height of humour to me, like i'm seriously going to laugh abt it all night and also tmrw

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

Every time I'm in the bathroom at work I stare at that hook and think about how it looks like an octopus. I don't think I realized that he likes the sauce before now though.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIQNuIgsWqM

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

dog fort is killing me

― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui7u7MN6a1qzvqipo1_500.jpg

― OFQM (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

just to make sure the original dog fort is immortalized

http://i52.tinypic.com/f9e3vl.jpg

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbGTXlPbqL0&feature=related

― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

double dream hands makes me sort of sad, in a way, like a clown that doesn't even know that he's depressed

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxSGRNLA6o&feature=related

― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

spikeproductions | January 03, 2009 | 680 likes, 7 dislikes
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 was a horrible 80's horror flick that is so bad it's good. Go see it! For now, I have made a montage of main actor Eric Freeman's crazy eyebrows, which seems to be fluctuating by every syllable. Why isn't he in movies anymore?
Be sure to check out my other videos, Crysis on Crack!

yeah... i wonder

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://dashperiod.tumblr.com/post/2323918799/fuck-off-harrods-done-by-a-disgruntled-employee

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldgyh0scYK1qbwflao1_500.jpg

― ITV2: Jimlectric Beglinoo (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

haha, was about to post that. the quote from the end is the best:

“Honestly, I am disgusted,” said Irene Rider, 59, from Gary, Indiana. “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off.”

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

you're missing the best part!

And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

If that's real, it's fantastic.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

thepoke.co.uk is a parody site, so sadly i don't think it's real ;((

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKwN33zTrXQ

― cozes kiptanui (cozen), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

graspable!!

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

stay classy uk

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

hang on I didn't know darragh had been on Countdown

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

holy crap that looks exactly like him

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

it's fuckin uncanny

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h4lM9l.jpg

― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

haha ^pulled that before

i don't get why GRASPABLE is funny

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Baps = nickname for boobs in Englannd

Large Baps

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg&feature=player_embedded#!

― max, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahah

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

wait - I bet there is some guy off camera pretending to be a parrot. How can one feathered guy be so awesome?

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, he even whispers!

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

floooooooooeeeeeeuuuurrrrggghhhhhh

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FBGhk8QWc

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

parrots are so weird and awesome

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

We had a parrot when I was little named Chico and my Dad made tapes of his voice that he would leave on when we were out in an attempt to get Chico to talk. He never said much but the few words he did wind up saying sounded just like my dad so basically our parrot had a German accent which was pretty awesome.

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

Glad to see you all are embracing Satan like this.

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

the one max posted is awesome but i think sparky is my fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhvUJIwbV0

'i'll kick your balls son'

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV27Xhv0G2g

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

i house sat for some people w/ a parrot one time and had some friends over for beers one night.

my buddy decided it would be real cool to teach the parrott swear words. as i woke up the next morning hungover, i could hear from down the hall: "fuuuuuuuck you. fuuuuuuuck you."

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

my dad's friend has (had?) a parrot that used to say "fuck off" when someone rang the door and sing the chorus to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZ3Fy7hmFs

― caek, Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:18 (fifteen years ago)

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