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i think it could use a 'BEEP' sound effect but other than that, perfect

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

love that

― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

Reminds me of

http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/only-in-japan-poor-polar-bear.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

b8 dem polar bears

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

go away, b8in

― goole, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4cfd643c616cd.png

O_O

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

serious multitasking

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

explain!

― goole, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

via a friend of mine, only explanation i got was "its from a mall in spain"

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/2937/adfgae.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvVPuJVKcs

― scott seward, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

via a friend of mine, only explanation i got was "its from a mall in spain"

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:20 (Yesterday)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

loooool @ the Lennon thing, couldnt stop lolling

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

Possible reasons for placing a man who is in the act of excreting waste in a scene which is widely considered holy include:

* Tradition.
* Perceived humor.
* A fun spectacle, especially for children.

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://spanishjourneys.com/oliveme/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama-caganer.jpg

― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

The Caganer represents the equality of all people: regardless of status, race, or gender, everyone shits.

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

Giant snails take a beating on Miami Beach

― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmcMG4uxiHk&feature=player_embedded

― jaxon, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

dying

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― caek, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

ahahahahaha

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

All I can get him to do his bicycle kick

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

The ones where people do it well are just as funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ8RIT64CSM

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTdadTKAEtQ&feature=related

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

god that first one is so amazing

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

I remember trying to play that sometime back; I think i got 8 meters and gave up

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

love this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpxPQc6NvxE

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZ9Yde50S8

― jaxon, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

Ha, I forgot about that game! It is one of the few games that is more fun to watch than to play.

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

wow

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

that sound like me

― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

he's not even that great of a commentator but I am dying

― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

re: qwop: once i saw an old dude with parkingsons faceplant kind of like that it was like woh how did he do that both his heels touching his back at once/horizontal plunge/not raising hands to protect the face

― Sébastien, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

not sure if this goes here or awesome but,

i just sat in on a meeting where the client was so stoked that they had hired this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNXXtaS0IU&feature=related

― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

looks like this guy grew up, huh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

You know if Star Wars kid was just like 5 years later he'd probably have a book deal and be on the Oscars and shit

― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

the oscars or the g4 awards

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

omg qwop dying

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

he has a passion for lasers

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

I can imagine the meeting in my head

"he does WHAT? with LASERS? and we can get him for only THIS MUCH?"

― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

literally it was me, a producer, and the end client.

producer: "ok let me get this youtube up to show you what this guy's act is like"
*youtube starts playing*
me: "wow."
end client: "ok WOW! I had never actually seen him in action until this youtube video right now and I AM SO GLAD WE BOOKED THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

you?

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

er, what I mean is, how in the hell did you react to that?

"looooooool" ?

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

trontastic

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

actually yes i did comment on how Tron was opening next week.

― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

"some synergies we could potentially leverage..."

― when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you're mad (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

haha

― goole, Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5711284/cnn-inexplicably-airs-dumb-and-dumber-diarrhea-scene

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:09 PM

Ah, symbolism for the messy, laxative induced shit the Senate decided to take all over 9/11 first responders.

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:07 PM

Ah, symbolism for the messy, laxative induced shit the Senate decided to take all over 9/11 first responders.

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:07 PM

[redacted]

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:06 PM

Ah, symbolism for the messy, laxative induced shit the Senate decided to take all over 9/11 first responders.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

wonder what JSF's redacted post was.

― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

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