posts very much in character

classic garza

I don't know who that is, but it's hard to imagine that post is anything but "in character"

hahahahahaha oh my GOD

Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!

-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherucker!

-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Shitfaced in Brooklyn!

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?

-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't Miami, bitch!

-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Oh my motherfucking GOD!

-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

La la pa fucking looza!

-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Come on my face, why don't you?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

These is some stupid bitches.

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.

-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

God fucking damn!

-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck off, twat!

-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.

Dirty fucking bastard!

-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.

o_0

Now more than ever I don't regret seeing many movies in the past 10 years.

-- Casuistry, Saturday, June 16, 2007 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

well, you didn't miss much besides Munich.

-- Dr Morbius, Saturday, June 16, 2007 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol @ black anus

lol @ black anus

-- am0n, Sunday, June 17, 2007 7:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hee hee

- is that a barn?
- is it red?
- no.
- then it's not a barn, dumbass.

I never got this one, does it take some cultural knowledge to get it?

-- Tuomas, Monday, June 18, 2007 4:08 PM (Monday, June 18, 2007 4:08 PM) Bookmark Link

Are there any DUDETTE movies? Can't think of any...

-- Tuomas, Monday, June 18, 2007 1:03 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

There are so many chick buddy comedies!!!! wtf douchetard

thelma vs louise

Totally fake Tuomas on that thread though.

From Ronan's "Am I the only one who doesn't get Justice?" thread from '05:

I get Just Ice. He's kool. And deadly.

-- M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 23:18 (1 year ago) Link

take some cultural knowledge

haha

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/anus.jpg

I share this disdain for Nu-Who, but this is partly based on assuming that everything on TV since I stopped having a TV is rubbish.

-- The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 21 June 2007 12:02 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

you're fat

-- Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, August 28, 2006 12:51 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

more like PHAT mah nigga

-- Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, August 28, 2006 2:28 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^ double whammy

It would be cool if she died already so I wouldn't have to hear about her anymore. Oh wait, that would make her even more popular.

-- P. Hauntus, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:32 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Shakey?

-- Colonel Poo, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolz @ little girl tactic of refusing to eat (preceded by little girl temper tantrum tactic "Mommy it isn't faiiiiirrr!")

is she dead yet

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:35 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

always after me lucky charms...

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, June 22, 2007 1:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

why are most of the ilx men fuckably delicous. [Started by anthony easton (anthony), last updated 11 seconds ago]

nabisco will be all over this

-- deej, Sunday, June 3, 2007 2:12 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

but what do I know, I'm a humorless feminist

-- J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 20:09

nabisco nails my .... nabisco obsession?

That's A LOT, Michael. And clearly you don't live in my London; it is just possible to work in the media and have real friends. It is also possible to surround yourself with a bunch of swivelheads and complain that everyone's an asshole. Well, d'oh...
JT Leroy is no joke perpetrated by anyone, he's BRILLIANT. And does make the occasional appearance. The only thing about the whole phenomenon that sucks is Ms C Love is angling to play the mum in the film of Sarah.

-- suzy, Monday, November 26, 2001 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

awesome

as adam says, that thread is suzy gold.

And I reiterate, you really don't live in my London. Name is not on door, not coming in.

-- suzy, Tuesday, November 27, 2001 7:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

i like the inevitable meta-suzy namedropping callout defense:

Rumbling your shite Lowest Common Denominator workplace is not namedropping, it's KNOWLEDGE. Which I wanted to share with everyone who may not have realised. And you need the attentions of a good sub-editor more than I would have done at the age of 12, so it's hardly surprising you've found a home with Little Red Wapping Wench.

i don't even know what most of this paragraph means.

ahaha

Little Red Wapping Wench.

^ is that a rejected jbr screenname?

ilX in hatin' meta-referencin' shockah!

I'm sure others have noticed how on Family Guy they purposefully test the viewers' patience with long, deliberately over-long scenes. This probably turns off a lot of people, but halfway through such scenes I realise, "Oh wait, Macfarlane's pulling a Michaelangelo Antonioni again!" and that makes me appreciate the show more.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, July 12, 2005 9:17 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

well, he is quite a family guy himself

A male fashion journalist of my acquaintance (heads up, old farts: was in 23 skidoo and was lust object in Smalltown Boy video) once made someone call him sir before he would fork over 20p. Twunt.

-- suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (4 years ago)

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.
Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Wednesday, December 19, 2001 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

i actually kinda like that suzy posts like suzy gossip columnist! and she kinda reminds me of libby gelman-waxner from the old Premiere magazines (who was actually paul rudnick).

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

it's hard for me not to imagine suzy as seth green from "party monster"

http://www.javaturtle.com/partymonster.jpg

And I reiterate, you really don't live in my London. Name is not on door, not coming in.

^^ LOLOLOL

seth in that movie = <3

the scene where they dance to Stacy Q's "Two of Hearts" kills me every time

that movie is so underrated

another green world is a crappy album

-- Tim Ellison, Saturday, June 23, 2007 3:46 PM (6 hours ago)

all flowers look like gaping cunts to me

-- anthony easton, Sunday, June 24, 2007 6:29 AM (10 minutes ago)

Dude please, 2001? The book *had* just come out, I liked the writing, and yeah I have an old Cooper connection. BFD.

It could be a lot worse. One could be my former editor, who thought she was participating in phone conversations with JTL!

-- suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:10 (4 hours ago)

Besides if you were disgusted by meat why would you want a simarcural (sp) of it

-- anthony, Thursday, October 4, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hi, I'm Nikki and I'm looking for one of the new Hipublicans I've been hearing so much about. Do you read Vice magazine? Are you a Do or a Don't? Do you inject crystal meth into your neck and call your best 2nd gen immigrant friend 'Paki'? Are you a skateboard libertarian who believes the only good government is a dead government? Do you pack fudge with the logcabin lumberhacks? Does your hair swing ever-more-asymmetrically to the right? Do you make fun of Jews and Eurotrash while being secretly Jewish-Canadian Eurotrash? Is there a Shepherd Fairey poster of Pat Buchanan hanging in the kitchen of your Williamsburg loft? Do you believe that an ambiguous and unreliable narrative voice means never having to say you're sorry? Do you like Black Dice and Devendra Banhart? Do you think that all debauchery should have corporate sponsorship? Ever done DIY surgery at a party, just to change sex or something? Do you know Dick the dealer? Did you read Machiavelli because Tupac told you to? Do you jerk off to Terry Richardson and Ryan McGinley's pixx of themselves cumming in some vaguely familiar-looking NY scenester's ear? Then you're the Hipublican for me! Send really ugly naked photos so we can publish them in the mag with scathing comments. Box 91105.

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, June 25, 2004 1:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

some posts are equal parts what the shit?, cio, and very much in character.

This is my last post on this thread tonight:

-- Bimble,