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oh, weird, one of my roommates at math camp is from greer, sc. she likes the bible.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

does she have a personalized bible cover?

i was very sad when i went to college because i thought i was getting away from thee bible bangers, but there were just mormons everywhere instead.

p.s. we are friendz now!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Confirm Add Friend

You cannot add yourself as a friend.

;-(

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Sunday, 3 July 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

i'll be your friend :(((((

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

From:
AndrewzzzzAndrewzzzz
Date: Mon Jul 4 18:00:00 2005
Subject: Oh Friendster, you're still alive?
Message: I am sorry myspace came along and was so much
cooler. :(

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

haha friendster

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20393957&Mytoken=20050705124623

http://myspace-744.vo.llnwd.net/00145/44/79/145789744_l.gif

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Subject:
This creeps me out.

Body:
A few months ago, I knew I was going to take some summer school classes, and, considering I'm an English major, I figured what better way to really get a feel for my major than to go to its birthplace: England. So I thought of going to Oxford, Cambridge, or, even better, directly to London to study. We all know what happened in London today, so it just kind of freaks me out that I could have been over there this morning. I'm not trying to take anything away from the people who have died and those that are wounded; I feel for them and their families. What I'm trying to say is that it just goes to show that something (God, a Supreme Being, fate, a life force, whatever) is looking out for all of us. For those of you who know me, know I'm not a religious person at all. It just still kind of got to me when I woke up this morning and thought, "I was about two steps away from being over there right now."

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

so many idiots posted shit like that including a punker dude

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

what i'm trying to say is that it just goes to show that some people (liberal arts majors, whatever) are idiots.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

you can tell she tries really hard to sound like an "english major"

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

It just still kind of got to me when I woke up this morning and thought, "I was about two steps away from being over there right now."

this is the most boring shit ever thought by someone. i just hope GARU G is okay. GARU, if you out there post so we know yu and yer gran r alive!

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Subject: The attacks in London...
Body: I hope everyone takes time today to just forget about their own problems and their own drama or bullshit going on, and realizes how unimportant it really is in the scheme of things.

My thoughts are with everyone in London and their families wherever they may be.

This needs to end immediately... this needed to end before it even begun.

YEAH SHE NEVER POSTS WHEN BROWN PEOPLE DIE IN IRAQ.

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

here's the best part:

this girl is my best friend from high school. in her eyes we are BFF.

and,

i screen her calls more than jon's!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

and realizes how unimportant it really is in the scheme of things.

i don't need a bomb to go off to realize that

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-548.vo.llnwd.net/00124/84/55/124405548_l.jpg

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Subject: Hola mi long lost amiga
Body: What up girly girl? Haven't heard, spoke, seen you in forever. How are you doing? You are looking GREAT! Been taking care of yourself? I'm still here in SC doing the hubby/daddy thing. Remember little Annie? Yea, well I'm having sex with her. There's 16 lbs of proof named Aidan in my picture section. Check it out nigga. Yea!!!

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS MESSAGE!!!!

to start: you are white. don't call me nigga.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 9 July 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-041.vo.llnwd.net/00148/14/06/148376041_l.jpg

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE ALL BUT JAZZ AND OPRAH

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=1869778&groupID=100293062&Mytoken=20050711184622

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Morgan has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

Morgan's Comment:

"According to an asshole who shall remain nameless, I am an overweight, ugly-ass Irish bitch. Haha. I rock!"

Please click the link below to approve or deny this comment.

WHAT

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

WAS IT ME?

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

i'm guessing it was her ex. i don't know because i have refused to answer the phone/her ims for 3 hours.

i've yet to figure out how sharing embarrassing personal information qualifies as an acceptable comment to leave about someone totally uninvolved in the situaion...

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand commenting protocol. isn't the idea to say nice things about people or leave rofflarious pictures so they will win myspace friends? people always leave notes like "hey! let's go clubbin'! you're so gay!" which they could easily do privately using...phones, or email. i delete these kinds of comments!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!!!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

i leave for two days and come back there's 67 new friend requests... who are these people?

one young vixen is making fun of my 30 year old ass having a myspace account.
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

this happened to my friend... apparently she was featured on the "cool new people" thing that you see on your homepage.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

HEHEH

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=21529951&Mytoken=20050823093329

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

1800superroffles...

http://www.myspace.com/legalassistance

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I want one that says "RAELIAN"!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace.com/25834808

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

master musicians of bukkake would like to be added as one of your friends!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a105/sweet_angel7913/add.gif

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 27 August 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace.com/26651513

I IS BLIND

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

sara
Date: Sep 5, 2005 2:27 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: random question
Body: i'm a total creep. HOW DID YOU KNOW.
oh wait, reading ILM, yeah that explains it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: eeyun
Date: Sep 5, 2005 1:56 PM

yes, you creep.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: sara
Date: Sep 5, 2005 11:48 AM

are you the ian johnson that posts on ILM?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

31 AUGUST:
M0rg4n has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

M0rg4n's Comment:

"Love you, miss you. I'm about to leave for Spanish class. An Irish person learning Spanish...that's funny."

7 SEPTEMBER:
M0rg4n has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

M0rg4n's Comment:

"I left a comment saying I love you and miss you, and you didn't approve it. What's up with that?"

STOP LEAVING ME STUPID COMMENTS!!!!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 12 September 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

I am getting lots of "I JUST MOVED TO NEW YUORK CITY AND HAVE NO FRIENDS" messages now!

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

this girl from upthread looks like glenn danzig!

http://c.myspace.com/00066/10/56/66756501_l.jpg

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

whyere is that girl from she looks familiar

MAYBE A B RATE SUICIDE GIRL?!!?!

UH WAIT

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22714973&blogID=45938031&Mytoken=20050903210145

also: I hate the internet

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

god fuck that duyde

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com//157000/157478/image.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/personal/volunteer.asp

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 22 September 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

holy crap! my first unsolicited myspace message!

http://myspace-263.vo.llnwd.net/00234/36/23/234763263_l.jpg

Hey there, how's it going? I was just browsing around trying to meet some new, exciting people from around here. I recently moved to San Francisco so I don't know too many people. So how's your Thursday evening treating you? Any plans for this weekend?? Well I'll keep this short until I know you're interested. I'm just looking for someone to hang out and have a good time with....not looking for anything serious. I RARELY get a chance to check my myspace mail, so if you want to chat hit me up at [email protected] and I'll send you some more pics. I hope to talk to you soon, hopefully:)

Carrie

― Jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 23 September 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Hi Theresa,

I was going to drop an image comment but it seems we're not "friends." haha Alas. Great pic. Hey what have you been doing since RHS? I'm trying to reconnect with people and whatnot. If you have a minute, I'd love to hear from you. Hope you're doing well.

Take it easy,
Michael

this kid sent me a friend request a month ago and i didn't approve it because i can't remember who he is! would it be incredibly rude to write back and tell him i have no idea who he is?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

xpost - spam!

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

Tehresa you went to Riverside?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

i heart myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/lifeinthesuperstructure

― msp (mspa), Friday, 30 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

HELLFAUCET WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DON'T STAB YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

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