zing

actual lols

Madness! I saw it again recently and it gets my vote as his worst: mannered, coy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, December 16, 2007 12:38 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

look who's talking!

― s1ocki, Sunday, December 16, 2007 10:04 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

loooooool

nobody will ever zing soto like rtc did that one time

true tho

lex you and I are agreeing about music today - am thinking this is a bright new dawn in ILM concord

― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 10:16 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://prava-by.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hitler_stalin.gif

― Stevie T, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 10:18 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

I went the full Buffy on a guy who was drunkenly harassing me and a friend on the Tube. All the other passengers were cowed or looking over at us with embarrassment, as people often do on public transport. He kept standing on our feet and went for the full range of sexist insults when we told him to stop, and kept barging into us. When we reached our destination, I told my friend to get clear, called out, 'hey, asshole!' and when he lunged forward, I spat a massive and truly special lung cookie into his face, tripped him onto the carriage floor, and swung myself out of the carriage using the overhead bar as the doors closed on our attacker.

Note: I'm about 5'3". He was 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse.

― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, December 12, 2010 1:19 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too bad the UK doesn't have conceal and carry. Just reading that post enrages me. My how illiberal I sound.

― Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Sunday, December 12, 2010 3:27 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Too bad you don't own a gun. Then you could hold it to your temple and fire it.

― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Sunday, December 12, 2010 3:36 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

what a weird thread that one

thought the followup post was the real zing but admittedly I don't 'get' u s steel

he seems tres douche

she's a she and is also pretty g-d unhinged

lol glasshouses etc

i couldnt tell if she was enraged with suzy or the guy in suzy's story

"u s steel" is just sort of permanently enraged.

I am so, so sorry, please write some more, I didn't mean to offend it was a light-hearted post and you are such a terrific writer with so many interesting stories.

― Hexum Enduction Hour (u s steel), Sunday, 12 December 2010 11:47 (9 hours ago) Bookmark

itsamystery.gif

there was a p hilarious thread from a few weeks ago where she freaked out about the nytimes

oh god yeah, what was that about...

I do like Suzy's zing tho - was coming to post it if it hadn't already been done - clearly still a bit psyched from having typed up her story and ready to unload on the next motherfucker who said something offensive

ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

______ open doors
______ ______ open doors

Excuse me sir, are you interested in getting into a detailed argument with me here? Because I don't like taking too much space in a message board and I'm sorry about that.

how is this not a meme

it's not the o.g. plopper is it

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, October 5, 2010 11:22 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark

dying @ "the o.g. plopper"

totally thought this person was a man until just now and I also didn't get if he/she was enraged at suzy or the offending guy

mayne i tried making "are you interested in getting into a detailed argument with me here?" a meme for a week or so after that post but it never caught on :(

xp yeah i always thought u s steel was a dude too

in my world of detailed arguments

wtf is the "plop" thing?

*plop*

When it gets down to it what is the point of anything, really?

― da puppier (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:52 (32 seconds ago)

this is what spending every day sifting through pictorial evidence of 300 sufjan fans abusing their pets can do to a man

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 22:55 (29 seconds ago)

not really a zing

no, not a zing

should we zing louis?

go for it

I guess nah that's more an 'I see u' than a zing but I think we're all zung by it to a degree

*lapses into existential despair, takes nap*

http://vertigo.blog.dccomics.com/files/2010/05/plop11.jpg

^^^ the original plopper right here

1. mad

2. plop

3. sick

4. crazy

5. cracked

in my opinion

I love it when you call me big plopper

cyndi plopper

the pl0pper

o.g. plopper c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxjb2UJZ-5I

Nick you're a nice lad but I wouldn't want your ears in an emergency transplant situation.

― Worst song, played on ugliest guitar (fandango), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 23:20 (5 years ago)

og plopper is the funniest thing ive seen on ilx in some time

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

idgi :(

do you know famous orbit post "*plop*"?

wait it occurs to me you might not know orbit

I've heard the name but don't know the post - oh well.

*plop*
Glad you could stop by.
― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, August 3, 2005 12:26 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark