final lolution

Best part are the security cam pics: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,402084,00.html

What am I linking to Fox News for when I can just do this:

http://www.foxnews.com/images/415922/0_21_081208_PornInspector.jpg

"i'm with the ponytail special crimes unit"

what was ned doing in colorado?

"news"

i don't even understand why this is news. Is it a crime to be annoying and ask for free shit?

it might be illegal to impersonate a law enforcement officer.

i don't even understand why this is news. Is it a crime to be annoying and ask for free shit?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 12:55 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if it is, i'd be doing serious hard time

i mean if it was

is it possible to get enough of a boner that it rips your underwear off

-- s1ocki, Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:12 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

yes

-- tremendoid, Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:15 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

how

-- s1ocki, Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:17 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

if you want to tell me privately just AIM me, i'm bonerwanter

-- s1ocki, Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:25 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/smoksomedays.jpg

gabbneb 8 consec posts on his Dem convention thread (DON'T BREAK IT)

let this be a lesson, don't leave your mattress outside for too long when moving.

http://chicagoist.com/attachments/Margaret%20Lyons/2008_8_13.mattresstape.jpg

That "Flip For Side B" is so unnecessary.

artistic license

wut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZAVB6e8-Y

that's like the best thing i've seen in a month.

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/dsc00021.jpg

# Automatic ILX ban for anyone who randomly inserts the word "poll" into an album title and then runs a poll on said album [Started by The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, last updated 23 seconds ago] 32 new answers

# POLLED IN THE USA!!! w/ Springsteen, Little Stevie, Clarence, Max and Patty [Started by Steve Shasta, last updated 1 minute ago] 3 new answers [POLL closes: August 22]

http://theinternetisterrible.com/wp-content/things/wlfshrt.jpg

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CJGVouSu9o_EwwEQ2AUYTzII3za73biZkAc

fluxdate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZAVB6e8-Y

^^ mp3???

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y281/plaid_rocker_girl/Animated%20Stuff/funny.gif

i can honestly and w/o equivocation say that is the best cat video i have ever seen ever

xp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UsNbsjpuLc

butthash lol

How many of you can name members of Basement Jaxx, Chemical Bros, or En Vogue off the top of your heads then?

-- Tuomas, Friday, August 22, 2008 2:42 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Tom Rolands?

-- FAX ME, Friday, August 22, 2008 2:44 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Felix Buxton, Simon Ratcliffe

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, August 22, 2008 5:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Okay, I can see why they called themselves "En Vogue" instead of "Rolands, Buxton & Ratcliffe".

-- Tuomas, Friday, August 22, 2008 7:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOFox8LMmb0

nsfw pokeball butt plug comic

fluts

Well already I'm very pleased with the nonchalant approach to the absurd evident in Pynchon's writing-style. I've heard it scales astonishing heights of intense and comic intricacy. Sounds fab. Will get on the case as soon as I get home tomorrow.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:33 (2 weeks ago) Link

HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING THINGS I LIKE SOUND TERRIBLE

-- bernard snowy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:09 (9 hours ago) Link

lol or truth bomb? lj has a gift.

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2728/clawqi3.jpg

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/c/8/2c83f9abdd3252aa063108ef64865fb2.gif

I never knew chaki was in barenaked ladies

-- dan m, Wednesday, August 27, 2008 4:15 PM (Wednesday, August 27, 2008 4:15 PM) Bookmark Link

that's racist

-- tehresa, Wednesday, August 27, 2008 5:39 PM

Think about what poor Rick Astley's family is going to have to go through after he dies.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, August 28, 2008 5:29 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

rick-rolled from beyond the grave

jesus don't want me for an ice cream

-- latebloomer, Thursday, August 28, 2008 12:39 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jxq6ZS3ms8

IT MAKES MY TACO POP

NSFW image

omfg

IT WAS MCCAIN!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2799214503_bbc2299c97_b.jpg

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=12&boardid=77&threadid=593

i mean seriously at least be consistent

sorry don't know secret knock, cannot has lulz

dammit, edward, just pm me your email address already.