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― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

never forget flaming hard drives

― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Free%20Chicken%20Strips/Free-Chicken-Strips.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8879/jawntail.gif

some guy said it well: "This shit makes me so happy. If the manic flailing of the raptor jaw before he falls doesnt get you the tail deflating at the end will."

― Sébastien, Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:53 PM (5 months ago)

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/553/naw.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

lolol

― sleep, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM

― am0n, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hyperflesh.com/

― crüt (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

wonderful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkUDTLMzR4

― del griffith, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hyperflesh.com/crybaby%20page/crybabypersonsmall.jpg

― crüt (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p299/saintq/BJ-Penn.jpg

― jeff, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

ha. holy shit though, i was just looking at this right before i clicked on this thread

http://www.maticart.com/work/mask.html

http://www.maticart.com/images/select_work/Head-whiteshirt550.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

we do not negotiate with terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjjKSpaYDM

― jaxon, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

vid would only be lolz if they ritually slaughtered her in the end tbh

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

really coulda used that utube last night

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

OMG I want David Bowie hilarious A+.

So happy I didn't have kids, how do y'all deal?

― soviet, Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

You know how you're not supposed to fuck with people having an acid trip?

With kids, they're always tripping and you're allowed to fuck with them all you want.

― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la7uwmZKKq1qz7xrqo1_400.gif

― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

solid reason for cheating imo

― markers, Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

probably shouldn't laugh but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA

― cozen, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

lolcats

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

lol at music

― caek, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

lol but sad

― Doc Momus (stevie), Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

very sad

― balls, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit i have never felt so bad for laughing at anything ever

― dronestorm (electricsound), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

― kind of folksy and very down-to-earth (crüt), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)

LAFF IT UP FUCKERS:

http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/fainting-kittens-one-of-youtubes-most-amewsing-20101029-176iq.html

Fainting kittens one of YouTube's most a-mew-sing
Megan Levy
October 29, 2010 - 1:39PM

[...]

"The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. Aside from this, they are normal."

Sadly, black-and-white Spike died from respiratory failure on Wednesday, the owner said.

― jeff, Friday, 29 October 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)

kind of lol, mostly dead

― if you had this display name you'd have been finested by now (Lamp), Friday, 29 October 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)

ehh, they're cats. cats are a guilt free lol

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 October 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cNorB.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 30 October 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

haaa

― Kerm, Saturday, 30 October 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb40we1U2D1qzn9g0o1_500.jpg

― dayo, Sunday, 31 October 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

― markers, Sunday, 31 October 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

awsad

― 156, Sunday, 31 October 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)

Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm

― goole, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

ah - well the links on that thread don't seem to work anymore so not totally redundant

― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 November 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

ha no i wasn't trying to be snarky! it's a classic

― goole, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

Roy stands. 'Commence.'

― sleep, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit the The Orbison in Clingfilm Adventure Game...

"Soon Dusseldorf is a dark brooding metropolis ruled over by an impetuous, if adorable, invisible terrapin Witch-Queen and the travel guides knock off several stars and start warning tourists to avoid it."

― all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

my favorite part is how jetta the pet terrapin is somehow involved in all these 'visions'

― a lagoon par la mer (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQY1eKYQ70

― dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― pons (crüt), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

everything about that video is causing me to l deeply ol

― pons (crüt), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fIHClCW6hk&feature=share

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspOI6hcOjg

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eizw1SbtAQ

― goole, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

LMAO @ *PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH*... "that's self-defense!"

― deej snider (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, I like all the stock 'guy getting punched' sound effects

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

guy 1: i told ya'll don't fuck with me!
guy 2: http://www.athenaboards.com/forum/Smileys/smilepack/snore.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

was he snoring or dying. christ. im thinking i should start watching that show.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

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