Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:04 (twenty years ago)

"sexual horizon." that's like when you're driving along and see a couple of water towers shaped like boobs off in the distance, isn't it?

-- amon (...), October 16th, 2005. (eman) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^^^^^^^^^^ amon's first bad joke

-- cutty (holle...), October 16th, 2005. (mcutt) (link) (admin) (userip)

it's like "difficult second album syndrome". We KNOW he's funny, and thus he fails us.

-- Lion-O (adamr...), October 16th, 2005. (nordicskilla) (link) (admin) (userip)

i thought it was funny, amon

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), October 16th, 2005. (caitxa1) (link) (admin) (userip)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:37 (twenty years ago)

it's...caitlin

― Munki (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

good point

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

My roommate's rich boss who has lived in nyc for 20 years doesn't know where bushwick or **williamsburg** is

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:12 (twenty years ago)

Jon are you calling me a cyber-ho?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/SenTora/ton-cut.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

Whoever it was that banned me from ILE.
I would hazard a guess it was middleagey.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

were you banned today after making the kerry thread

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

wait...I thought Jon was feminazi

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Yep.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

so like off-topic but like what do you do if you increasingly find out by the month that your SO's tastes in women (or men) are totally disgusting? Like every time someone revives an old thread on ILX, there he is saying something pervy about a deadly ugly woman. Or you see an old film from 1992 and he's like "Oh I used to have a big crush on her!" and you're like whoa didn't know you liked gremlins! I mean, do you start thinking, "Shit, I'm a gremlin?"

Just a digression.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

ally you always look through the photo album by the fifth date

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

he doesn't HAVE any photos. Of anyone!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

wait no there's one photo of him kind of chunky (which was surprising) in uniform shaking some butchie's hand while receiving some kind of diploma, but I put that away cos it was weird and scary.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

and you're like whoa didn't know you liked gremlins!

haaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

I don't have many photos.

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

There is a Phoebe Cates joke in here somewhere...

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

My guess is that before he met you, Tom was a closeted homosexual who would just pick random women to have fake "crushes" on, to hide his secret passion for Charles Bronson-esque older men. But you are so hotttt that you converted him to the straight path. Congrats.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

you only say that cos you and him secretly wanna make out!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

You only say that because you want to watch me and Tom make out.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

There has to be a way we can make this EVEN CREEPIER.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

tumoas.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

twotumoases.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

tuomatos.jpg

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

is that like a tuomas/matos hybrid?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

you say tuomatos, I say tombmatmos...

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Ken L to thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/8e/b6/pr-Toys-NECA_Gremlins_Stripe_Head_Knocker-resized200.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_369231.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:37 (twenty years ago)

i told my grandfather that photo would come back to haunt him

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

Feminazi, why were you banned? That is lame.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

See thread title. http://www.ctjohnson.com/Arrow-up.jpg
First they banned the login and now the IP.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:52 (twenty years ago)

That's fucking stupid. Soon, the only good ILE threads (you know, the ones with SPICE) will be on Aja/Dante.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:59 (twenty years ago)

i banned feminazi myself, yesterday, from the noize board, for about ten minutes. it was a sudden urge

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

I want to start my own board where I can just ban people at random, and call it "I guess I really DO mind everything."

This fun game, sadly, will never happen.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

free feminazi

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Mods with ban sticks off the shoulder of ILE. I watched save-a-hoes glitter in the dark near the excelsior threads. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

I once told (well, maybe indirectly) a girl I liked that she looked like Tom Araya

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

theres this awesome new song by italian band ZU called TOM ARAYA IS OUR ELVIS

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

googleproofing

Nice work with the MSPaint, by the way.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 October 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

thank you

doesn't your wife post on ILX?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 October 2005 10:52 (twenty years ago)

what of it?

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I only thought so

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Hoes who are bros
Who like bros to be hoes
Who do bros like they’re hoes
Who do hoes like they’re bros
Always should be someone you really love

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

After scanning this thread it makes a lot more sense to me why there's so many Captain Save-a-Cyber-Ho's on ILX.

-- Mickey (mi...), October 27th, 2005. (modestmickey) (later)

blehh

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

don't worry rosemary, everything will be all right.

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

there there

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

have a seat

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

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